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Big Foot:

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Why aren’t engineers good hockey players? -When they show up, they stop to measure the shot angle ~ and find the volume of the goal area. Then they get checked hard and can only watch hockey onT.V.

I'm patching up your magazine.

To Kheng-Wee, Oursincerest heartfelt congratula- tions on becoming a Canadian citizen. -the X-Press staff

Tracy, Don’t have a cow, man!

Joel Sutherland, you typical run of the millled Zeppelin head.

You probably think Zep Rules the universe.

Hey people, don’t throw away your broken casset I will splice tapes together again. Call Chris, S¢

4012.

Hello Earthlings,

From the Darlings.

Just get a life.

From Bigfoot

Dear Artsie, What do you do when an Artsie throws a grenade at you? - Pull the pin and throw it

back. -Business Student

UPEI X-P RESS

November 21, 1991