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Student Council Votes For Censorship

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The U.P.E.l.S.C. voted Sunday night in favor of censoring material for the Cadre3 This move is main- ly directed at OUr\Ehgin- eering page. We believe that people ShOUId have *£*********¢A¢¢¢m¢¢¢ the right to read what \‘ ""”"""""" they choose, and although those people who were of- *fended by our material no longer have to see it, the ones who did enjoy it no longer have,the choice.

We also feel that Derek Key's threat to re-

not go along with him.was extremely childish and un- Called for. This shining example is protecting

your innocence, students.

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“What is obscenity?”

human genitalia, or kids starving in ghettos? Humor- ous celebrationsaof sex- ual intercourse, or men getting blown to pieces by grenades? Obscenity is sign over this matter if- 'Q§Ually in the mind of the the student cOuncil did ~Veader-H

, ...Clive Barnes, l97l.

A Bachelor Of Arts Degree - more than just something to hang on the wall.

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How To Beat The

First of all, engin- eering isn't easy, Math and Physics won't turn YOU on,and you'll soon find out that most of the

.profs won't either (except for a few weird ones).

The work is tedious; you'll find yourself working your butt off all night over some boring, irrelevant problem. So we warn you to save a lot of headaches-by doing nothing, enjoy your- self, and copy your little

>heart out.. Anyway, here's some helpful hints to help you on your way.

I) start a copy pool, you'll have a large member- ship, i.e.(your whole class)

2) Do not copy blindly, and don't worry unnecessar- ily about being found out, as the profs expect it, and are used to it anyway. _ After all thath how they got through university them-

selves. lf you don't CODV you'll go crazy trying to keep up and you'll either

drop out or die a virgin.

3) Take pride in your plagiarism, and above all, make your copy better than the guy you copy from so the prof thinks he copied it from you.

A) After you have finis hed your masterpiece and you've stapled your work together, bend the corner of the page where it's been stapled. You'll find this is a,very good diversion

tactic as the prof has proof

that someone has been tampe ring with your work and he'll think someone copied off you.

5) Make sure when you hand in your a§Signmentl that you sneakily say to the prof, “Boy, that sure was a tough assignment.“; he'll remember you as a hard worker and never susp eét you.

6) Lab write-ups are very gobd practice for the

Enginsporrs

ln broomball games in the last week, the engineers once again emerged victorious beating business 2-l and hu- miliating biology 2-0.

’ Donnie Gallant had his second Shutout of the year and since the season start- ed has allowed only three goals. Donnie feels his perfomance has a lot to do with the engineers strong defence and aggressive offence.

__'The Eadie, v¢1.8, n5.15,”Feb13§’1977;'pg.L5 Artsies don't use ice-

cubes any more; they keep forgetting the recipe.

Engineering Racket

beginner, and always remem ber to draw the graphs and then plot the experimental data. You will find that by doing this you will save yourself a lot of un necessary explaining. You can copy almost everything in the experiment except the conclusion. By making up your own, you'll feel as though you have really been working.

7) Unfortunately you're on your own when exam time rolls along. The writer has found through trial and error that cramming is the 'only way and if that doesn 't work get up during the exam, and take notes from one of your neighbors.

You'll find that no one will bother you as the other tudents and profs

will think that you're a prof.

8) Another good exam trick which i have found useful for computer exams is to put the number of the question on your calcu later with the correspondi ng answer in the memory, then pass your calculator to the guy next to you pretending he needs it. This is a sure fire method of winning friends and

influencing people.

9) Another old time favourite is to leave your book and notes in your fav ourite urinal, and during the exam, shove your fing er down your throat and throw up all over your desk and the prof, so if he decides to go with you. to the can, he'll be so busy washing up that you can get all the necessary information.

Other good tricks I am sure you will pick up on your own. Always remember that copying is an art and anything worth having is worth copying.

l. Zerox

Artsie (to prof): I don't think I deserve this zero on my essay.

Prof: Neither do I, but

it's the lowest mark we've got.

A sign over a body rub parlor: We're Never Clothed.

Clubs for Artsies should be permitted ..... but only it kindness fails. ‘