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- ADA: Voyageur Tests in 9 Northwest Territories

A series of tests have en conducted to check the

I being ridden cn.

capability of lcw pollution bicycles to operate in acrctic regions year—round without banning the environment.

A typical bicycle and driver exerts 86 pounds per square inch, in spite of its low gross weight of only 200 pounds. Although the environment and bicycles were intact the pedlers were found frozen in their light socks, shorts and T—shirts.

'Ihe Voyageur-Tests were sponsored by National Lampoon and were supervised by Dr. Sherbourne. -He was also found frozen. IveChan— ical Engineers of the

University of Waterloo. The

bike was designed with square tires to reduce the psi applied to the surface This idea was later found impractical.

Production of more bicycles

for further tests has been indefinitely postponed.

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FROM'I'HE'IOP

Last week View Frcm the I. reported an the last -eral cf the; gineering "Society . ere were social committees med and people seemed- 'te enthusiastic about lping out. These r 'ttees have all at rk and no doubt there 11 be some results due the efforts of the ‘ ople on these committees. It should be noted that ' e spirit of cooperation thin the membership the Engineering Society - really starting to e hold (e.g. all the Ple who are helping on ese committees). All e members this year are ‘ ing part in the many ents that are held, such ' Sports and the. general tings. Without the

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A PREGNANT WOMANCAN INDUCE AN ABORTION BY TAKING AN OVERDOSE OF BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.

YOU CAN'T GET PREGNANT THE 1375 TIME YOU HAVE

VASELINE IS A GOOD LUBRICANT TO USE WITH

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support of the members, the Engineering Society w uld

, not» be able to sponsor any

events, be it pastor . future. So far the cooperation and effort have been great, but let's keep it up and help the society put on some fine events.

If you have any suggestions or'are willing to work on any carmittee, please contact‘your class

‘rep. ~

Last week elections were held to decide who would attend the national

' conferenCe at Nova Scotia \

Tech. The four delegate picked were Steve \

'MacKinnon ‘(lst year) ;

Darlene MacNevin and Jim MacDonald (2nd. year) , and Paul Taylor (3rd year).

2} IN 1975, THE NUMBER OF LIVE BIRTHS,T0 SINGLE TEENAGERS IN CANADA ROSE TO 12,506 FROM THE 1974 FIGURE OF 9,870..

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THE UPEI SUN,Thursday,Nov.23,1978,pa3e 15

THE ENGINEER'S some '"

Chorus: (to be sung after every verse)

We are, we are, we are, we are the Engineers. Wecan,wecan,wecan,wecandemolish40beers. Drink rum, drink rum, drink rum, drink rum, and I come along with us, And we don't give a damn for.any- damn man who don't give a damn for us.

Godiva was a lady who through Coventry did ride, ‘ To show to all the villagers her pretty bare white hide, 'Jhe most observant man on earth, an engineer of ‘ course, Was the only man to notice that Godiva rode a horse.

She said, "Ive care a long, long way and the man . will go as far, Who takes me off this god-darmed horse and leads me to ‘a bar." The men who took her off her horse and stood her to a beer, Were a bleary—eyed surveyor and a drunken Engineer.

Venus is a statue made entirely of stone,

There's not a fig leaf on her, she's as naked as as a bone.

(11 noticing her arms were gone, an Engineer discoursed A ‘

"Why the damn thing's broken concrete, and it should be reinforced."

The Armyand the Navy were out to have some fun,

Looking for a tavern where the fiery liquors run.

All they found were empties, for the Engineers had come, '

And traded all their instruments for gallon jugs

of rum.

An Artsman’ and an Engineer once found _a gallon‘ can.

Said the Artsman, "Match me drink for drink and prove that you‘re a man.

They drank three drinks, the Artsman died. was turning green.

The Engineer drank on and said, "It‘s only gasoline."

His face

A maiden and an Engineer were sitting in the park.

The Engineer was busy doing research in the dark.

His scientific method was a wonder to observe,

For his left hand took the reading while his right hand traced the curve..

An Engineer once came to classes so drunk and very late. ‘

He was carrying a load that you would expect to ship by freight. ‘

The only thing that held him up and kept him on his course

Was the boundary condition and the electromotive force.

Sir Francis Drake and all his men sailed up to Calais Bay,

Because they heard the Spanish Rum Fleet was heading up that way,

But the Engineers had beat them by a night and half a day, V

And though they were tight as alcoholics there's

V still one thing they say . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. Now you've heard our story and you knou we're

Engineers

And like all good fellows we drink our whisky clear. '

We drink to every fellow who cares from far and near,

Bécause we're a~hell—of—a,,hell-of—a, hell-of—a, hell-of-a, hell—of-a, hell-of—an ENGINEER.

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