Memoirs of an empty mosh pit

by S. Livingstone

ast Saturday night, my small crowd of nomadic Nirvanabes braved blizzard conditions to go to the Barn for the Grind Core event. It had

L the potential to be yet another fine CIMN grunge fest with great music and plaid-adorned youth but because of the previously mentioned

storm conditions, attendance was greatly reduced. The bands that I was able to take in while there were excellent. Some of the finest music around hits Level 2 of the Barn, but because of the small crowd the pit was less than happening. People were dancing and aggression was quite minimal - the perfect time for the wary, amateur mosher to get acquainted with the pit. It was rather nice to see as many present as there were simply because of the driving conditions up and down the Atlantic seaboard - in case one lived in Vermont and had to get home, of course. © It is very safe to assume that had the weather not been so unpredictable, a great turnout could have been expected. I am quite certain of that. For this reason, we can only hope that CIMN has plans to make Level 2 into a happening mosh pit at least once more this semester. There is not a better way to relieve pre-exam stress. @

THE ADVENTURES OF CLARKE CARRYOUT M.D. by: RoBGy AAcPHaIL

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AND USH, I KNOW WHY YOU'RE FORGOTTEN YOUR ROOTS! ©

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