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by Holly MacDonald
Hi! Here we are back for another year, tanned, re- laxed and looking forward
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or if every course you re- gistered for is filled, everything will Work out perfectly (Hopefully). But Business Students what about that social life? Relax, that too will work out perfectly if you do one easy little thing. . .join the Business Society” Yes siree, after that smashing successful year we just' finished cxuplete with a Summer Pub, Curling FUnspeil , Businessman's Dinner? and
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the cement posts. All they could do was watch as the castle burned to the ground.
their ruler to complain any- more and they all felt the posts made the castle look UGLY!
That was only the beginning. Sometimes people crashed ‘ into them When they parked their horses, because they could not see the posts. Sometimes in the Winter, people ran right into the posts because the snow had covered them up. But the King was very pleased with his idea. No one could get to hhm now to complain about the high taxes.
‘ One day a small fire .started in the castle. The fire brigade was called out, but they could not get past
weeks in the Bahamas sound and of course a guest appearance of the B 52's- at our New Wave Party? Seriously we are planning scne exciting events including a cross country ski weekend, deep sea fishing and of course, loads of fun filled pubs with great themes and great entertainment.
So, now that you know a little bit about us, why don't you let the Business Society know more about you. Buy a membership, they are only five dollars and are available at Kelley Bldg. between classes.
Also if you have any ideas- about what you would like to see the Business Society
money to pay these was to raise the people's taxes. As time went on, the King grew tired of the steady flow of people that came to the Castle to complain about the high taxes For many days the King wondered how he could put an end to this. Then one evening, while walking through his brightly lit kingdcnnthe idea came to hhn. He would put upocement posts all around the castle so no one could bother him anymore. The King realized that this would be very expensive, so he raised the people's taxes once again. Naturally the people of the kirrmiam were .upset. They couldn't reach
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numErous other fun—filled events we have this year to look forward to with even greater anticipation. This year's keen executive consists of Holly MacDonald, President; Denise "Smokey the Bear" MgGowan, Vice President; Sharon (the shooter) Douglas, Secretary and Terry Palmer cur C.A. and/er Treasurer. The class representatives are a group ’ of capable, conscientious petple including none other than AnSCIIDEKfllmthlin, M.J. Ready, Sharon MacDonald and Hugh Johnson. let me tell you Business Students this group has been meeting’ and the plans are big, big BIGll
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Fortunately (for him) - the King escaped.
This would teach the King a lesson, the people thought. Surely he would 'realize how foolish his ideas were. But the King only knew that his castle had been burned down and he must have another.' He raised the people's taxes higher than before and built an even bigger castle surrounded by more cement posts.
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doing, mention them to anyone on the executive
Freshmen, we are looking for a freshmen representative 'for our executive Why not take the plunge and get in— volved now? If you are interested, please leave your name with Freda.
This year, as in the past, a lucky member of the Business Society will win a free course, which .in these days of rising costs is nothing to sneeze at. So watch for 'posters advertising our first fun filled, fabulous event to get the year off to a good start. we'll be seeing you there and don't forget to buy that membershipll
'RUMOUR HATH IT
-CLI.M.N. had a good opening enter a look-a-like contest. be some “punkers” at Tequila
night. \ -that field hockey scored on Friday night. -Bert says he is on the wagon twice this year(so far). ~Senior Business students again. -that there are going to are frightenedto death
-the C.P.'s have flashlights to match their jackets.
-Ed Hilton and Gerry Perry
are going into the fast
food business. -Peter w. hates being awakened
over policy.
at 6 a.m. -Rabbi's list of admirers is still growing. -Vince still give,out insUlts.
-that Frankie drives her roommates away.
‘that apartment 30l may be the life of Blanchard this year.
nthat the basketball players in 222 Blanchard all want to be heros.
-that Jennifer will always remember a certain scavenger hunt.
- that Bruce and Brent should