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Paul Whiternan and ‘lilo Orchestra The Revelers Jesse Crawford

Waltz Vocal 0min Solo

All Depends i . ‘On You‘ ‘

Q ~ i Tenor with Organ Franklyn Baur and Jesse Crawilord

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Then rose tlhc‘ seed o: ‘Chaos and

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0f dull and venal a new ‘world to mould,

And ‘bring Baturnian days of lead and ‘gold.

‘ Saturn's wife was Ops, tilte per- Wilificﬁ-Ulllﬂ 0f wealth and ‘plenty, from wiridh we have ‘the word "opu- lent", and ‘both were ilhe especial protectors of agriculture and all vegetation. ‘Saturn's Festivals were held in‘ Italy and Southern Eunope from Decenlhcr 20th [to January 1‘2-th., a period when farm‘ ers tlhere, had iittlle ‘to do on the ‘ land and could afford to give them- selves up ‘to ‘pleasure and festivi- ties which tlhey did ‘to full meas- ure having what: we may describe as "a whale of a tlime". Now when Christianity began to spread, one of the greatest difficulties ‘it had tin contend with, was the lhand- ling. oi‘ the heathenislit ‘plQtISlITBB

Comedian Frank Crumit 29462 and festivities of the different nat- . _ - ive people among ‘which it was

' . taking root‘. Governed by wise

Bl iheads the old ‘church was, so more

“e often than not, it ‘took hold of the

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Lonely Eyes Fox Trot Paul Whiteman and ills Orchestra

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High, High, High Up in the Hills

of our Christian feasts, festivals and high holidays today, being the outcome of ‘this ‘wise and prudent policy of adaptation and ‘purifies; tiion followed by the Ancient Chris- ‘tian Ifavhers. But during the middle ages there was u TB-IICiiOlI in ltnly and ‘Souvhern Franco; there was u reversion t'o ‘heathen Iirautims at ‘the ‘time previously corlsecntted to the Salturnaiin, and llhese celebrations ‘took ‘the form of mock lioly dayti, known as the

““ ITS ‘nus

what more natural than ‘to recog-

‘nize ‘the food by setting aside tlhe

first or the ‘Folly Months for gen- eral fooling.

The uncertainty and fooling oi’ April perhaps was never ‘better ex- pressed ‘than in tlhe ballad of James Whitconub Riley:

l am dazed and bewildered with living

A life but an intricate skein

0t ‘hopes and doe-pairs and ‘thanks- giving _

Wound up and uni-availed again-

'i‘il‘l it seems, whether ‘waking or ‘sleeping, ~

‘I am wondering ever the ‘while

At a something ‘tlhat smiles w-hen l"m weeping, _ f ‘

And something ‘that weeps when I smile.

And I walk ‘tibrough ‘the world as one dreaming

lW‘ho knows not the lllgllitt from

the day,

For ‘I look. on time stars ‘tlimt are gleaming,

And lo. ‘they have ‘vanished away:

And i look on ‘tlhe sweetisurnmer dayiiglht,

And o'er as i gaze ‘it is fled,

And, veiled in a cold, misty, gray

light, , The winter ‘is there in "its stead. l feel in my palms ‘tihe warm fing-

ens

Of nuuvberless friends-and ‘l ‘look

And lo, not a one of ‘tihem lingers

To give .‘baicit ‘tJhe pleasure he ‘took,

Ami l lift my sad eyes to the faces

All ‘iienderiy fixed on my own,

But,‘ they wither away in grimaces

That scorn me, and leave -me alone.

Ami l turn to the woman Uhat told

Feast of ‘F-ools, held variously ‘in me _ f? For Trot Nat. Shiikret and the Victor (lrcliestra 20436 January‘ and Febgiitary; an: tliilt: “erdegiﬂillliwould “ye on um“ ‘Comedian with Pianc Frank Crumit 20461 ﬁfﬁilléigeisfzsf- Fédhfgcglsfop Q5“; But 110122111113 they 110 4011801‘ 0111514 ., , . ... .:‘i:i“.:.‘.‘.‘;:."‘,i."°.i2“ii‘.:.§;“i:“i.:‘z o‘ l3 {nplncllwl chill-ch‘ a1) ‘:’u';)l§?‘l“e is dry on the forehead so ‘pallid ' 20270 ‘sh “mi w“ saf ‘ y ‘s ‘org’ "Phat droops like ‘Uhe wearlest For Trot Jean Goldkette and ills Orchestra followed by _a ‘week s riotous, mirth- thing 5M ful ‘license, fooling and enjoyment, mm ,._

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Changing Customs ts

'l‘hc Fozusi. of Assqs a mouth o‘

so into‘- followed aloug lino some lines, the revellers, many 0f ‘them. at all events, adorning themselves ‘with assets‘ heads and "playing the

0‘er this more inharmonious lad Tim-i. over a sorrow may ch15.‘ ﬂso I'm dazed and bewildered with lving . A life but an intricatie skeln of liopcli and dcspalrs ‘and thanks-

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biachh-‘e (.0 Liam“ allusion of course. was 0 B_ sleeping‘

' ' of’ 3311mm‘ though m some us“ i am wondering ever the while

its‘ i new lestanreql“ ‘time's and events At ‘it something ‘that. ‘smiles when

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‘Aaron ‘supine In aeti i In court, the celebrated pllinilffln the suit ﬂainot Henry Ford. ‘§‘|,b|io_ as a lawyer, la taking active pm mil-m

' foeeedlmxa of his ‘million dollar libel suit. cac- . v

llrovcci safe’ by hi‘t1‘qiii‘andi5r65¢ii55iihil>by§idtsi7iui

Headache; Neurliis _ y Neuraigia, y‘ Toothache

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' m» ma; are frequent, and Wililﬂm ~ Whtsonp lines: "

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wits um ~ i ‘ .

were ‘burieequed. New it requires no stretch of the imagillilliiln if" u); ‘to gee. how easily ‘the wise, leaders or tlho Charon wouégtilzgxaébls-j n-liy estramge 10 lira. ‘ ‘ , 0., u‘ _ ‘~;““‘;;‘,‘.‘..>“.;:.“i:‘.‘.‘;i;i;:::.;:;fz...: ilishi‘. “M gradually g“ l” a‘: o s%uea_ll\pl‘ll has ‘been set apart from at “i” "Man" Gr“? “In l grim. - so ‘least the time of lJlZQ Feast of l1‘oo"i ‘lay- m’ "he W51”?! o m Oiunjand Asses 31S a day on which it is conlmonly ""“°”.'°, o“ l- °,§cd¢a|!re‘1..‘sss.p1e and customary to fool 9m‘ and t“ Pmytngth“ ‘Rmnuollyor mook the unwary ‘by sending iihilnkiflilklittipltiireiiactlces i...‘.¢.¢h...‘..g‘"‘°"' o“ some "mmiass °rraml m‘ no ‘Clhrlf-lllailli. ‘While January gmgmllimg “m”; U.“ “Meet 0dr ere -sultable ‘enough "map v6 p eaéimtry or gm

éigilflgrzlguggégatlona m southemlhtunored practiical joke.

countries, the sea|son was too early] and inclement in more northern places, and so April was fixed up

on for these, and curiously enouallh, , I I I m is ‘mainly in Northern Francwlmelligeut audience, who have no

. ‘oib ‘ ‘n ool ‘tlimes ‘Germany. ‘Denmﬂﬂf- f°""‘“," (‘fffgiFlireaiiyaliniiifhihievgiitrriliniiiiy.- the d“ and Great mt?!“ Aanlf“ Foolfuature and kind of the practical “Qnhem mmnmrlesﬁ M gm “M, jokes psnpetrated. An historic i"! l! lie!"- “P- _ ‘flan, 1 ymmsogons was ‘that perpetrated by ‘vhe ""11 it “(mm "e i,” ‘F, 31' andﬂate lamented King Edward the coumﬂes‘ ‘Mk6 u ‘.7.,°"'.“....hi'<.‘ s-li woJSeventh. while ‘then Prince of ha"! '1" ‘P1°*““" i» “is: v I m ‘wuryiwales. on his august cousin. Prince “mn m “M as "new ‘emf’! |0€e||c.,,,Wil‘i‘-e‘im, the future Kaiser. '-l‘he ‘melt m‘ l5 one of 1 em.“ rhQlh-ince of Wales perliuatled an mmim‘ h‘ "iwwwflgthfnamef,,,,_1.........~.y.i0 hand Prince Wiihelmks lllliiagtdlsatllliq lizapeﬂiiing month". lt-‘mﬂbr (then M Buckingham) a bog‘ is t.‘ho time 0i 0118111118 ‘bu

(“L Nothis ‘telegram commanding him in _ I I k amine name oi‘ Queen Victoria to if; 2i...ii.€f.i..-“~“» m.“

nephew to . . Bal l. world. At ‘the ‘hosiﬂnins O1 "l" “m”

‘Post haste ‘(the journey onuh we m“ ‘have “now and m, was undertaken and the tutor and m 1 quently sharp frost holds nature.

his Royal Oharge arrived at that.

, far d-istiant Higlliland Castle only

“a ‘it wow ‘In suspeiltleibrigriiltu to find they hari ‘been fooled. H-ist.

rtlis sun is wﬁsvmcsn will ham n“, ory deponeth not what the Queen

“° "‘°‘",°" “T1, ,8 m, scum,“ o; said to ‘mouth on ‘the ‘siahjecti, ‘but

“gum”. l‘ where Gm“ grows we do k‘now ‘ilhalt Prince Wilhelm

119W m“ °v°ry_ n ‘inder “u, cm“ never forgave Wing Edward for

We'll!’ m‘"iwfv"tmas and ,,,'h,,,b,, the uIPFOII-ii ‘to his dignity, ‘besides

ﬁﬁlltlihgjo ‘Zlggméd drry and dohdl,be_ the ‘inconvenience and tirewbie of gt: ‘to show signs of life, and llttlﬂ

‘ the long fruitless journey. . ll no longer ‘be snapped 01f

iiiii-il?,1roi~ ‘the 9WD is flowing in Lljigm and they have acqulfﬂil i1 new atrenzlh ""11 '1 m" r‘*_"*"‘"‘°e~ , The birds ‘begin to come from tire south and almost everything which makes summer delightful has at least] started.

‘I'm weeping, a something ‘when ‘i ‘smile.

And that weeps

An Historic Royal Joke

i need hardly describe to bhiys

A Local Legislative Joke A local April Fool joke. details

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A Deceptive ‘Month

This transition ‘month ls BDecial- ly known for its chanllil! weather- ccasionaily lhefe a" "a" m “fig m“. “my seem to have ‘been ego behind ‘by January, or days d warmly mild that they are if"; t‘ wamoeti courier]: of Summer, 11' the most distinctive feature‘ of All- ,“ i, nu uncertainties. ‘Chatlzﬂ from flashing sunlight and warmtiiii to lesdsn sides and k601i“! w‘

aim‘. mm‘.

t one moment after. . we” tzhy golden tears.

‘we; q; good spioture of the month as can ‘be 6&9?!“ i" "0""- it is o “Fool Month’ in so for as you "dealt know whorls you are" in

You

feel like. hummus 0M’ vino! W" "°""' '“""4"°'

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GIiARLOTTETOWN GUARDIAN.

Gieanings From Tryon and Vicinity

‘Miss Margaret Howatt was a re- cent visitor to Summerslde.

'Mr. Johnny Falconer of Bradal- bane spent lost week in Tryon.

Mrs. ‘Reginald Dixon ‘of North in Summerside quite

recently.

‘Most of the ladies of Tryon have

‘the line of hooking this winter- and l don't mean Maybe!

‘Mrs. Marchbanks Webster and step-son of ‘Bcdeque were guests cf Mr. and Mrs. Spun-goon Clark's on hionday and Tuesday.

Mm. Vernon MacLeod of Albany who spent two very pleaslant weeks visiting her parents at Vic- torin returned home March 28th.

‘One of our Tryon friends has had the luck of catching three fine foxes. this resident must certainly haw: ibeen born under a lucky star.

Mrs. \Vil.i'retl inmsn, and ‘Mrs. Mnud Bell of North Tryon. attend- Bfl 11, hooking party at the home of

Mrs. Bruce Howatt of Sandy Point

on Wednesday, March 30th.

Tryon \i.'iiS well represented at ‘Urapaud on Monday. ‘The follow- ing were noticed: ‘Mr. and Mrs. ‘Bowley Lean-d, Mr. and ‘Mrs, Spur- izeon Clark, Miss Margaret Hewett ‘Mrs. Morley‘ Mullins, Mrs. Jack lio-

watt, iMr. Moses Woodaido, Miss [Ruth ‘Mullins and Mr. Stet Mull iins.

We urn very [lie-used to know that some of our young ‘men are ambi- tious. Two of these, ‘Messrs Lewis Mabey and Eldon JLerd are going into the creamerioa at North Try- on and Crapaud respectively. when: they will learn the art of buttc" making. ‘Success will be theirs, ‘as it always has been in any undertaking they have attempted.

the dark us to what ‘Mr. Clayton Morrison intends doing. The start- ling report. camq out recently that. he has ‘bought the fine stand and store of Mr. Prank Weh-

illg there in the itoar future.

ed in this cqnmunily whore he was on active worker" In church and community affairs.

lMr. Ralph Lyman, one popular go-geiters the second hand owned by Mr. ‘Reg. Newaom Crspaud. We understand it is his‘ good intention to curry and sell ice-cream to those who work un- ilcut of old man Sol. "Fills will surely bu. n iip~top ﬂffﬂlli-‘iﬂinent should he curry it lu- to execution.

of our

done some very estimable ‘work in r

Fm‘ some time we have been in -

business ‘ ster of Hampton and intends resid- '

ilVlr. iilorrison will surely be miss- -

has purchased 5 iliwvtlr formerly '

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I published, but which caused a great‘ de-al of amusement among those 1n the know at the time, we‘; 1ier~' petralted wt,’ the expense of two, DFOBDQctIVe Suprcune ‘Court Judges! There was a vacancy on the benchi at the time, and two lawyers one tJhe Attorney ‘General and the oth- er an ex-Attorney General, were ‘both thought to ‘be in “the running for the ‘position.

‘The ‘Leglsluitiure was in stissiort at ‘tihe time, and party feeling was running ‘high, ‘so much so, that the Attorney General and tihe exotttor- ney ‘General were repeatedly ai- most every day crossing swords, and witih. ‘some effect too. One foronoon just as a debaite was in full flood, one of tihe attendants posh-red a telegram to the exutttor- ney General, who opened ‘it, ,smii- ed radiantly, and then pznsscd it ‘ha his “right bower" who also read it. bea ed henignly and handed the‘ teleg am back. ‘Shortly after- wards Iiihe A~ttorney General univ- ed on ‘tlhe scone. shilling all over. exuberaiting with ‘good will and pleasantness. and took his ‘areal. looking round at his rival with be‘ ntgnant comiensemlion. ‘This was evidently Ptoo much for rllhe ex-At~ torney General who rose to make, a personal explanation, and spoke] as follows: i "Mr. ‘Speaker, S-ir, I rise to make,‘ o. personal explanation. l hold in ‘my hand a ‘telegram announcing that I have been appointed ‘to tihtrl vacanicy on the ‘Supreme ‘Courti bench of this Province.

QTORIBS about LII-‘E INSURANE

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bya lu-zmvs q‘ tile ALLIPE

His wife was not to know

AWHOLESAiE drygoods merchant was anxious to insure his life to protect his wife, but stipu» lated that she was not to know, because she did not

like the idea of entering into a contract by which she would stand to beneﬁt by his death.

“I believe it is my duty to protect her," he said, "whether she agrees or not."

he died, a few years later, his widow was

still ignorant of this Mutual Monthly Income Policy and it was my happy privilege to inform her.

she found she Was to have a monthly in—

come from the Mutual Life of Canada for the rest: of her days, she burst into tears of relief. “I used to think of life‘ insurance as ‘blood

money? sh‘: said. will mean to me."

“But now I sec What it

found that, while wives may occasionally

think as this woman once did. widows never do.

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you like t0 know morc altotit tlic Mutual

Monthly income Policy and Mutual pVroﬁt-osrticipation? A Mutual Representative is within roach b7 telephone. Call

um with your cntirc conﬁdence.

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H. A. EBERS

PROVINCIAL VLANAGER 135 K9“ SUV". Charlottetown, P. E. l-

.... .. mans‘. --.-ni.... ‘. ‘ “

. chosen to fill the vacancy (Illiiiitlil by the lamented death of my ill‘S' tinguis-hed predecessor, but at; the same time I feel keenly the ncces» slty of leaving the ‘precincts of the Legislature, never to return. i have spent. many hapm’. 1111111)’ 1111K- ious, and not o. few feverish days‘ here, for i have been a member during man strenuouihsessions.“

(Meanwh le the ltctomey (iencu ai was looking blankly and amaz- edly at a telegram which the hud pulled from this inner’ pocket when the ex-Atjtorney General began to speak.)

"Even during the present sqs- sion, (continued tlte six-Attorney ‘General, olbli-vionr, of his rivafs my- stiiieatioil) ‘l have had some ins- sels, especially with my friend the Attorney General, and it may have been during line excitement. of ric- ‘balw thingy may ‘have been said which it would have been better to have left unsold 0r said differently. However tihat may be. the and has now come to politics-l ‘strliia s0 far

-[ 1-9.9] "in; q am concerned, mid l rorgive rii, ‘he realized that moth he and done for ' 0f which lhave not hitherto been a very great honour lih-uts lo ‘be all tzhose who have treated melhad‘ his learned lli0llvfl‘llﬁflnllbﬂtbi?!‘Vlﬁlﬁlghlnff"-

jy in 1115,. hung-t‘, and 0n my part ifrrtriy and iudricnlusiy hoaxed. ask to b‘: forxlvcn for anything i‘ The sensation this caused ‘in thﬂ may ‘f-ttve said imiisis in the heat of llouso u-as immense, and 1f ohe ox- dz-bata. l thank you, Mr. Speaks" Airoruey- General could have laid for your uniform courtesy, and his handls, at ‘that ‘particular mom- mke forum] farewell of you uml my om, IIDOII tho. [ierpetrstor of ‘llbe colleague; in this liousc". irmx. ho would have been made Ho ‘su-l. down amidst thundrotls to feel tho effects of all his accum~ applause. ‘lllaltill wraith, noiwithslandilli; the ‘lhcn slowly rust; the Attoruoyciizuity umi t'orRI\'@"9§ﬁ 101' 78PM‘- (ienerai with n sardonic ‘smile on Po had just extended l0 11L‘! $73195 mg ugualjy jyonlgn countenance. and opponents. a iioirliilg unit, his i/cltvgritni to M11! ‘ll'il'ilil-*'l7lr‘iil 1i1'-°T'h‘“‘|'"5'n°3" Speaker", hr» said "ho was lbowililer‘§silvccssful April Fool Joke hﬂfi 0d and somewhat dumbfounded by been planned and carried out DY "- the announcement of ‘his learned "member oi‘ the house. who ‘nae friend, 31s he held an identical iele- since boon elevated to the ‘Senate. gram in his hand. annmmcing ‘hat As the ex-Atthrnr-y General was u - ihg had been uppoinlmi in the vac- tinuiteiy raised to the bench he 11.0 out jndgoshitl. llo was so elated longer harbours any ‘grievant; M the He,“ m. ha,‘ m. ‘given tho again-st ‘the practical Joker. 611 mattier close itttention when ‘ho only the ‘inrioceivod then Aitltnrnfy first received the message. but General, llvtls to rGSTN- 111$ "i? while ‘his lEOil. and learned lrlemi gram ‘was not K811111119- was speaking. he had examined ‘the. lVi/‘ltlu this l shall conclude my telegram and was satisfied it was ‘remarks and trust W" 11"}?! mt‘ n forgery, ‘and lhﬁlll aorgembergng feel ‘l hlsvzrexaeneiggklinrglalyoalsws. l1‘, y s ‘st. a o .- on. Wu that that wu the f l y P b’ your enwmlnment and

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. Book ‘on akin Diseases," my wtnternrb. and 1110111111 7°“ m That! ‘ ‘ ~ - moat ‘only to be mum in a ‘blil- so»? ﬁns‘, ‘.'f“’,p{’,},'“‘"5t,,, y 1-2:’, l’ “w, m“ quashed in a ltliunder no" o! Mambo aaq 11mm;- h: _.,-,‘t¢-vpu 1"" uwﬁl’ ollers- rnoni Baoklat‘ on I ls rarjnn , who <»“‘.~‘-~‘ ~=“-“--- iﬂéiii. r that...’ star; ‘ ~ - . . . - - ~ _ ‘. . * . ‘r-ni awn this ' ‘l1 ' ‘ t. ‘s tin a “ 1m . a ‘ e if, "W" w. or ‘til-twirl y ‘n: w» u AIMH on an; n QUNOI‘ of Mo‘ or ea a M Wu re» Yclaln n. hi! home or‘ Mme Illlm . n, v., smut w: moot-h 10-11101!‘ u!“ N P”? ' gl w“ o ‘l with ‘win. t is all that onyd or woo killed Judd Gray. a corset salesman, and supposed lever o! his W519i‘ and ‘what. , In, . tstiiull v u‘ W‘ “ ' “ ‘ lama ‘ I yo». It II‘ Ill! l INHNMQ- Confessions were said ice-have been ma"; ,. l i. ‘ Nil‘ W" W?” “iiﬁ --"""‘ ~-“.’ ' "clubbed we and ‘was with picture wit-l after-being ehlor ; 5;. ‘a * ilhsil". » ' , '> - ‘ ' In hotbrv!‘ ‘Mitts-Rikki. thallium-ado!!! 0a.‘; _ y‘ , ‘PI v if. . , _ 1'0 .'_u ovum m‘; ‘rm. payed-nae. grimy» gnomes.

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