to do sane serin swaying last Sunday night in the Robertson Library; it

was about 8:30pm and I was looking forward to

a couple of tours of productive studying.

After about ten minutes I was really starting to

get "into it", "good thing" I thought to myself, "exams are really getting close", when all of a sudden, to my canplete' surprise I found myself in total darkness. Thinking that we were experiencing yet another power outage I

got out of my seat only

to dicover that the other people in the library were preparing to leave. . .

the library was closing, At 9:00pm! If I had

been a regular visitor to the library I no doubt would have known it

There has been a certain Campus Police trader who has been impersonating

an econanics major and

has had great difficulty with faculty and students alike to be able to pro- nounce, or even want to know his name.

Here are 20 of the closest

l. Vousef Hashmi

7. Joshef Tashie

3. Uclid Hashish

4. Mustafo Hash'no

5. Snokehash Witl'me

6. Whyja Him

7. Tryin Catchme

8. Yourself Anane

9- Unicef Ginsmie

10. Kinda Tackie

ll. Yodel loudly

l2. Whimpering Quietly l3. Herpes Gotme

l4. Yama Hemoroids

15. Johnny Hermaprodite l6. Yosemite Sam

17. Menachem Begin 18.!»7alter Fobes

19. Zippy Taylor

20. Doug and the Slugs

goREOGRAPHER's I

closed a 9: 00pm but

that is not the point. I ask you all, are you satisfied with a

library that closes at

9 o'clock on Sunday night? In the past

' I have always found

Sunday night a most popular study time among students and with X—mas exams rapidly approaching I'm sure many students will be wanting to spend ,as many hours as possible in the library whiéh is the only place Where many students can go to study, I'm sure if enough of you voice your opinion on this matter we could have sanething done about it. Go for it!

Bouquet of Thorns: Tony Carroll for his column in last week's Sun. Tony, your renarks were in bad

On Friday November, 26

and Saturday Novenber 27, Studio Theatre, 145

Pownal St. , will pre-

sent the first Island [Choreographers Showcase. The showcase features ori- ginal works by Island Choreographers and shows off Island dancers in a variety of dance styles and techniques. and enjoy the Show and stay afterwards for a casual reception.

Showtime is 3:00 p.m. Tickets are $4.00 and are available at Montage

Bazaar held on Decenber

4 at the Old Rochford

Square School, between

the hours Of 11 am and 3 Featured will be Christ- mas crafts and ornaments, a bake sale, quality clothing and household items, books, and a visit by Santa Clause at noon. As well, a special ginger— bread house and Bush de Noel are being raffled

“A offat—Bpn.

Ca'ne

is a benefit 'for‘Montage Dance Theatre. Cane join the fun and shop for sane great bar— gains. -

Everyone welcane

LABUJR: BIG BROTHER IS VMCHING YOU.

It could be the new curse of the working 'class; with a new electronic clock that rejects the cards 'of tardy workers with aninhunan screech

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— that according to Dave Y. everything that stretches is no rubber.

— that the A&W Root Bear ; is really Flounder in drag. — that Darcy thinks that Barney Rubble is a good actor.

- that Fido is off duty

on Nov. 27 because she wants to practice chasing cars.

when 'she catches than.

\

taste, even slanderous,

Cornwall last Friday. clean up your act and

- Engineers are raving ,a

print an apology!' Also pub tonight! the editors of this paper - Only one Main Eyent left for letting such a thing before Xmas. Dec. 2 if

be published.

Bouquet of Roses: Trevor Crawford for a beautiful goal in overtime last Sunday. Trevor's been

a very consistent force for the Panthers over the past seasons. Also congrats to Trevor on the new addition to his family.

Have a cigar!

Panther Notes: -

— Not too many days of classes left; time to

hit the books.

— Both the hockey Panthers and Lady Panthers Basket- ball teams are doing pretty decent of late.

- Guess it was a good

time at the Junior Class Curling Bonspiel in

I'm not mistaken.

‘ Have an enormous week!

and flashes a message to report to the boss.

The $3,000 microproces— sor ticker also zaps workers who cheat on their lunch hour and prints out the names of absentees. But one thing it can't do is catch the workers who punch in for their cronies.

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flamers mean an

-'that Joe has no roan in - that Clint Eastwood runs his roan and ismoving to

"At. ‘4‘ Mai

the parking lot between

Dance Theatre aIfl_Ballet, the bathroan. ' Kelly and Marion. No _ .

eFC- - - For “Dre {-nfom" - that there is a_rat_in trouble here Walkie Talkie!

tion and reservations,, Marion Hall. _ that there was a Sing_ 3_

Call 566—1568 — that Joe D. has a rag - Rm #312 with v . . llection song m ' ’

There W111 be a Christmas C0 o

Crick, Swiftie, Catty, - Knobbie, wong, Flounder ; and Donnie performing till 3’ 1:30 am!” (Good Stuff)

-’I‘hat Dracula's got the

bite on a certain girl

fran 206

-Smiley-—Friday's caning

-That Darlene M. fran 306 ; is short and wise, but a terror for her size .9 —That killer's the 98 pound ’

- ,. pervert - That Fido doesn't know _That the Great Cadre’ is what to do with the cars back.

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