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VICTORIA,(CUP) —- The institute has ivory towers, but the walls arecovered in metal and barbed wire.

The barbed wire isn’t there

“to keep the students out. In

fact, this institute is opening its door to more students.

But not too wide. They don’t want the students already here to get out.

Inmates at the William Head Penitentiary near Victoria will soon take university courses in' the same classrooms as students from the public.

William Head offers university" credit programs University of Victoria. Last spring, the federal government killed funding for the program, but public pressure led to its reinstatement.

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And members of the public will be able to enroll in the William Head program by

Christmas, says Henry Hoekema, resident . co- ordinator of the program.

Students will have to pass a security check and conform to prison rules to attend, as

well as pass UVic entrance-

requirements, said I-Ioekema.

Course offerings will not be determined until the budget for next term is set, Hoekema said.

The prison also offers live drama open to the public. Their last production, One Flew ,Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, sold out for all per- formances.

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crashing against the cold craggy rocks as the'po’wcrful house beacon swept the cold night air, its broad arc w the unwary trawlers that braved the storm. Inside, the I swayed to and fro from the salt winds that seeped t

the boarded windows.

Captain Highliner, that wise old trawler salt from 'oundland, and Billy, his youthful companion and pu nuietly at the wooden kitchen table listening to the bio C-ptain stared alternately at the sealed window that s hem from the cold and at the limp fish sticks floa gobs of ketchup on their plates. Supper was over and,

'orm raged, little Billy knew the Captain was about to ISO yet another of his seafaring tales. He shrank in hi

“Arr, Billy. I’m not going to bore you tonigh mother of my tales”, said the Captain in his deep, ha skipper’s voice. Billy’s eyes lightened at the thought .

posture improved.

“Then what will we discuss tonight, Captain?”, exc the tot with considerable surprise. “We always talk 5 w fish grinding secrets before 1 go to bed.”

“No, Billy, this night I want to go over some theories 'he nature of Right. Now, I’ll begin.” The Skipper

'vser and little Billy shrank once more from him, k " ll well the power of Captain Highliner’s thoughts, his in 1 most importantly, his breath.

Captain began.

“But Captain Highliner, answer? ”, said Billy, not 'very interested.

“Son, the wrong answers can sometimes be just as r to a question as the right one. A wrong answer C us how we formulated the correct response, or it can se further guide to the questions we should not ask neXi mighty seafarer breathed. “The problem with the answer is that in our society it isn’t clearly defined.”

Captain Highliner leaned back, feeling a little proud impressive discourse and continued, “You see, Billy, th definition for a right answer, but we lack a clear d6 and science dealing with answers that are incorrect.”

“Billy looked puzzled, “I don’t understand. A answer is the opposite to the right one. If it ain’t Wr

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Billy, you know that to every question concerni defined matters there is usually just one answer, one exactly right, but what about the wrong answers?

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