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BEARS

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whims of trader-l.

But money invested in life insurance is immune to ﬂuct- uations o! fortune. With Marl-

Llfe policies you know

londollnrwhat y_ou own, and ioacentwhatitoostsyou.

GABIV GERTIE

"No lilo trying to ﬁnd out over the phone how many Innings have been played. Vou'lI never get the number."

v m coto aromas

1st Fly: What was the cause o1 your brother's dernlee1

2nd Fly: He accldentl, got shut up In an Ice-box. 31nd froze to deathl

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HEAD OFFICI HALIFALCAN.

AN ATTIC SALT- SHAKER

B! W. OBTON ‘IIWSON. All Ilglltl Ieowveil, Reproduction Prohibited

mun warrants are proverbi- puy long-lived. Mrs. Cecil Francis Alexander who wrote the never-w- be-forgotten "There is a Green Hill Far Away," lived to be seventy-Wil- Isaac Watts, author of the millim- cent. "O God, Our Help in A895 Past," was seventy-four when he died. Bishop Blckersteth. of "Peace. Perfect memory. reached eighty-one. Cardinal Newman, who iwrote “Lend Kindly Light." lived w

l. w Blurb“, I a h, {be eighty-nine, and both S. Baring-

Prlneo ldwnrd Inland

EXAMPLE ELM TREES

All recent planting of elms should be examined ior disease, particularly any imported prior to April 12th last. The Dutch Elm disease is pie- valent in Europe, and the posslbilty that it has been introduced into Canada in recent years on imported stock, prior to the prohibitive reg- ulation eifectlve April 12th, is nec- essitating the re-examining of all such ilnportations. This work will be conducted by the Entomological Branch and Botany Division oi the Department of Agriculture.

The Department asks for the co- operation of all interested in trees and tree planting" and requests that

samples of suspected infected elms

be referred to the nearest plant pathologist without delay.

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Arts, iii-loner, ('onlmerce_ Muiilc, Phurmingv, Fisheries, Engineer- ing, lluunellolil fie-loner, Education. Ll|“‘_ hlealii-lne. Dentiiitry,

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SHE WAS PRETTY LOUD

“Why do you call that glrl a olrenl Nothing about her suggests n alron to mo."

"Wouldn't you nay uhewaa pretty loud?"

NOT PREPARED TO WED

He: Marry me at once. adored onol End my wretchednen and palnl

She’ Not until I have completed

my courge in amanohlp can I consent to wed.

A QUIE’! AND FLEASANY TIME _ "You sly you've had a very 11'4"‘ ind pllllﬂfll lime at home lltely7" don't

"Veg; my will and I

open.” - Notice Of-Z-Tender

‘gun-i will bereoolvel w the chained unuriitlimuie

Apply in pi-rsou or Ill li-tli-l- lo lili- Registrar VALUABLE

WHARF PROPERTY

FUR SALE

Gould, author of “Onward. Chris- tian Soldiers." and M811’ Bu" ;Eddy, whose, “Shepherd, Show Me How To Go," is one of the most |sung hymns today, were over ninety lwhen they passed on.

SHANE LESLIE, in his book "The End of a, Chapter," recalls that when he was a child he was made to recite, “There is a Green Hill."to its author, Mrs. Alexander. At the close she asked him which verse he liked best.

“The last," he replied.

“And why?"

“Because it is the last," he ans- wered ﬁrmly.

THERE seems no doubt that on this side of the Atlantic at least. "Nearer My God to Thee." is the favorite hymn. lt is not a question of authorship, for, though the words haveoiten been attributed to Harri- et Beecher Stowe, they were really written by Mrs. Sarah Flower Adams, an English religious poet of some note in early Victorian days.

‘IT would be endless to touch on the thousand and one myths and be- liefs that pertain to the sea.” pipes Admiral Hugh Badman (in his sparkling "Yarns of a Kentucky Ad- miral") "but I cannot refrain from imentloning one that is generally be- lleved-that a water-spout may be dissipated by the cusslon of a gun. Nothing could be sillier or more nonsensical.

“WATER-SPOUTS are local vor- tlcular storms, similar to tornadoes on shore, and in addition to this gyratory motion, they travel along the surface oi the water. In the vcrtex the gyratory wind-currents ‘attain a hurricane velocity which would prove very destructive to a sailing ship. but would only cause superﬁcial damage to a large mod- cm ocean-going steamer. To think that the concussion of a. single gun could end this maelstrom is foolish beyond compare. Steamers can eas- ily avoid water-spouts by changing goutrlsle and giving them a wide

er i

WHEN Admiral Rodman was ‘lighthouse inspector on the southern iAtlantlc coast, on one occasion he ‘received from Helndrick Heindrick- ‘sen, captain of Martin’s Industry lliight-ship, oil’ Savannah, a requisi-

tlon for stores, provisions and sup- plies, each item being numbered. For instance, No. 18 called for three

~wwﬂbushels of onions; No. ‘l9, one mate;

‘No. 20, a skillet, etc. There sand. wlched in between the onion and a skillet. was axequisltioo for a mate!

“THE articles were sent to Hein- dricksen with a letter which stated that diﬂlculty had been experienced in readins Item 19." relates the Ad- miral. "but that if it called for a lnew matehe should make a full re-

|Dort of any dereliction on the part of

The undersigned offer for male‘, their whim properly. Including several Warehouses. This is a. well-- known property and one of the best; business stands in the City. G006. water and railway advantagesi suitable m- coal or lumber business,‘ or for slorag and shipping.

If not sold by private sale will be‘ offered by Auction on Monday, July» 16th at l2 noon.

M. P. HOGAN d: SONS.

F0ll SALE

My Shore Farm containing B4 acres of choice land, well fenced. buildings in good repair. 1 mile from Carleton Siding. llandy ‘ ‘ and‘

the said mate, giving Ieagong for m5 discharge, and ample opportunity

Vwﬂllld then be given the mate to

answer any charges.”

THEN came this from Heindrlck Helndrlcksen : “Sir. Mr. Inspector: . "On Nov. 27 I sent the mate Mr. Shlrelock ashore dead; he cut his luzsllnx vein. He done it with a Safety T8188!‘ bllld. and done it good and Plenty. More particular he cut his ﬁngers some a doing of it. He alnt got nuthin to say. “Helndrlck I-lelndrlcksen."

“ONCE upon a time.” reminlsces Alexander Woollcott (in "Going to H6668. ) “back in the early spring °r 192° 9° be Drecise-an eight year old boy. whose home was inaBronx tenement, drifted awake in the wide bed which took up mogtnfthg space in the small room allotted m his

THE CHARLOTTETOWN GUARD

alumbers. But at the lint move he discovered with a mild in‘ ‘that hewaenotaloneinthebcd. ‘

"THIS discovery. which many would have found e triﬂing Ill-HF‘ ing, was scarcely breath-taking to, one long familiar with the economic: fact that the other hall of his own] bed was the sole gout room the; house could boast. 80.011 this par- ticular morning. his only interest was the identity of the bunkie he had acquired during the night. Wherefore. he hoisted himself on one elbow so that he might inspect the visitor.

‘THEN, for a time. out of sheer respect for the marvel that hiseyes beheld. he Just stopped breathing. For oblivious. t. quil. at peace with all mankind-the face on the pillow was that of no mere man. 1t WIS. however, the face that is, I BHPPOBC- the best and most fondly known in all the world. For mleep there be- side him was CHARLIE CHAP- LIN.”

WOOLLCOTI‘ goes on to explainl how Charlie. arriving in town thatl evening, had discovered his wife,’ Mildred Harris, intent upon suing; him for a divorce. Inorder to elude ) the procem server at the hotel. Chaplin had commandeered a taxi and ordered the driver to drive all night. When the taxi man refused to do so, Chaplin told him his pre- dicament.

‘ “THE driver, himself a‘ married man, grew fraternal with sympathy.“ chuckles Woollcott. “He was mind- ed to help the fugitive, but after all he had his health to think of, and he was half-dead with sleepiness al- ready. lf the homeless passenger wanted to come home with him, there was at least half a good bed where he could rest till morning."

And that is the story of how the great Charlie Chaplin gave one little boy in the Bronx an unforgettable thrill.

LUDOVICI, the painter, tells a story in his reminiscences about Joseph Pennell who was conducting

around the Whistler Memorial Ex- hibition. Queen Alexandra, was par- tlcularly interested in some of Pen- nell’s own drawings and inquired what they were. ~ "They are drawings on wood- blocks, maﬁam." replied Joe. “Whom do they belong to?" "They belong to me, ma'am." ‘Arid what do you intend doing with them?" “I mean to keep them, mlram." And all was silence. .

IT was at this some exhibition that King Edward laughed outright at one_ of the pictures, saying:

“Oh, this is not Art!" _

“He does not understand." was Queen Alexandra's quiet remark to Ludovlci who was of the royal party.

SOME school-children were asked to state their idea of what the word “peasant” meant. Here are some oi‘ the fantastic images conjured up in their minds by that ordinary word:

A man without children.

A man who has his wile and a widow.

A man with all his coats ofl‘.

A widow with no money. \ A man with a lot of children.

Lives in a house In a big ﬁeld. no houses around, and this man lives happy and he's got no children ex- cept radio.

ISADORA DUNCAN was once approached by a newly-rich woman who wished to engage teh famous dancer to entertain some guests af- ter a dinner party. madam Con. sented and the fee was ﬁxed at $500. “You understand. of course. that you will not meet my Buests. don’t you?" added the parvenu, as an at- terthought. ~ "Oh. in that case," replied the dancer-she tells the story in her memmfs "My Life"——"my fee will be $400!" ! ‘

JAMEs. Rvsosu. LOWELL was once speaking to Lincoln of a common friend. a silly hypuchond- rlac. who at the time was conﬁned to his bed. Lincoln remarked that a second doctor had been called m whereupon, Lowell quoted to 111m; “A single doctor like a sculler plies; The patient lingers and then slowly

es, But trio" physicians like a palr o: Shall waft him swiftly to the Styglan

shores.” [Iyq .Which lines so delighted Lincoln that he wrote them down lest they shorlld escape his memory.

churches. Will sell with or without. crop to suit. purchaser. Crop in- cludes hay, oats and potatoes. STEWART MaeMICKEN,

Albany, R. ll. No. 2.

6595-74-31.

SIIIIIII ‘IUIIIIII II?” now m uni-r

Pending further

bills.

Notice to Electric Llght Consumers

posed new rate will not be in effect for June Electric bills will be ready for delivery

on Monday next and the discount date will ac-

negotiations the pro-

Klng Edward and Queen Alexandra ‘

‘I Journ in the Netherlands during that

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Anotha t a the 12111981 of Low Priced Sixes,

UST as the “sterling” imprint on silver identiﬁes the best, so

kof

the mar

d’ t’ ishes a car from others in ls mil‘. When you speak

its’ “ﬁe

Fisher on its bodies

Pontiac as the lowest-priced six with bodies by Fisher, you are

merely ﬁnding another ‘wa —~“ the ﬁnest of lOW-PITICCX

to say sixes.”

For no other six of such low price offers the score of advanta eswhich

make the Pontiac Six

e value

leader of its entire class. Certainly none other offers any 1118101‘ fea- ture comparable to the staunch,

Ask your dealer ab...“ the GJvLAQ-Ddﬂfﬂl Pea-um PM which Mb “vie! ""1-

lillillE 8i 00.

ci-laatorrsrowu

Dealers For Prince

u‘

smart coacbwork that the Fisher , emblem represents.

Not only in style and color-not only in toominess and luxury of m- teriors-but also in sturdiness and quality of construction, Pontiac- Fisher bodies establish _a standard never before attained in a six at Pontiac price. Like Pontiac itself, _ they are noted for ruggedness and long life. Like Pontiac itself they provide every element required for complete satisfaction and for Justi- ﬁable owner pride.

r-r-r-ll

'l'llI|l0E MDTORS

SUMMERBIDE

Edward Island.

PRODUCT OF.

GENERAL

WHAT is said to be the largest book in existence-a gigantic atlas oi the world-is in the British Mu- seum. It was presented to Charles Il., of England, by the merchants of Amsterdam as a memento of his so-

perlod when kings were unpopular in England. The book, which isslx feet tall, is in an excellent state of preservation.

H. C. WELLS tells a story about. W. E. Henley at the time both of them were associated in the conduct. of the "New Review.” It was not a success and one day when they were discussing its future. despondently, a funeral went by their window.

Henley looked at Wells, and said. gloomlly:

"Can that be our subscriber?"

—--_-oe>---

A wooden snuff-mill, used by the] Cluny "of the '45,” was found in‘ the cave where the Prince was hid-‘ ing and was sold ‘tor sza. i

.__j<o-§___. - l POULTRY CONFERENCE f

F. C. Eliord, Dominion Poultryi Husbandman, and George Robert-l

MOTORS

LIMITED

OF CANADA,

GIIARLOTTETOWN Mlll. llllllill QFFIIEE

‘-

son, of the Central Experimental‘ Farm Branch, and W. A. Brown: Chief of the Poultry Division, Dom-~ illiofl Live Stock Branch, will be] among the Chief Speakers at thef Poultry Conference called by the; Honourable John B. Martin, Min-. lster of Agriculture for Ontario, to‘ meet at Guelph June 26. 27 and 28.,

The visiting speakers from the United Slates will be Professor J. ~A.~ Hannah. Secretary of the Michigan!

State Poultry Improvement Assoc-

,lal.lon; Mr. Arthur Schilling, Poultry [Artist and Judge of Rochester, N. Y.;_} and Professor James l-Ialpln, of the‘

PRINCE CHARLIE? SHIELD IS LD

cordinglybe extended toﬂuly 19th. MARITIME ELECTRIC COMPANY, LTD_.

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SIITTLE $16955 rommlv "IIIIIFF i $147.80 i *:*".l:.:lia°='...%'1" " MfrWlIl/lY/Iil llMf/M

gcnggniam-a-l-‘nnol-‘nkm-p. 1k ﬁance oilelgg; . O. BRUCE BURPEI,

Dielrlcf Pouengn Agonl, A Saint John, NB,

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LONDON.—A shield which was

given to Prince Charles, the Pre-|

tender, in Paris, before he left; to

by Mr. A. Fraser, of Inver- ness, who stated that it. would be

i NOTICE TO OWNERS OF MOTOR VEHICLES

___

Being informed that a number oi trucks and other moi-of vehicles have been operated oh the public H85"!!! "'3 5" yet unregistered, the owners there are MR5! Wm" m" the IIIIII hell rate for rumor-ﬁe!- If"? "Iv l" i" 5°P""" ber will only apply on motor vehicle! Plllilhli‘ 5"" m“ am. ’ "Al/I'm. H.

Provincial Secretary.

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preserved for the Highlands.

.'l‘he collection of Stuart relics- preserved by Jacobitea after Cullod- en-was cold by Cluny MocPheraon, chief of the Clan Chattan, who an- nounced recently that the relics were sold "owing to the exigencies of the times." ~

A copper plate for printing cur- rency notes. and found near the west end of h Laggan, fetched £430. ‘The sloop from ﬁance, large sum of money. a , been loet. There was a commiuio to print note: of amounts from £200 downward. No notes were printed, however. and the plate is the relk: ofthe trouhlaw ' _

There was a ruffle worn by Prince Charles, which he left behind at hsaefern House after he had set up his standard at Cllenllnnan.

Vi"! lnealrpsAct, imposed during the war.

Only. IBWOBtY

University of Wisconsin. During the conference the annual meetings will be held of the Canad-

,the Ontario Poultry Confederation. (there will be also a general meeting of the Ontario Record of Perform- ance Breeders‘ Aspoclatlon. i——<o->—-——_ RESTRICTIONS LIFTBD

LONDON, July 5.—-'I‘he House of

Iulations regarding the houq of clos- ing for stores, and rlnoving certain wartime restrictions. This clears up

anomalies-in the old Defense oi’ the

and which haveoeund much con- fusion since '

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.—Basll says ‘hound I stand 3 ,1 don't blame him

is not lobe sum

was warships the v , ted-B A farm o! that ed at.

<*"T. EATON C9”...

Announce the Opening \ of a

MAIL DIIDER OFFICE,

in the Groceteria in Charlottetown for the purpose of giving a better service t0 our Mail Order customers on Prince Ed- ward Island.

This oﬁlce is equipped _to1take orders for Catalogue Goods and the clerk in charge will receive payment for same, giving a receipt ln each case. Goods ae- lected from the Catalogue, and ordered in this way, will be delivered more promptly.

information on merchandise in the Catalogue ‘will also be available and we invite you to visit this oﬂice. Telephone.

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