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In its usual classy fashion, the Business Society muses on what the situation of its alumni and mentors will be in 1994 Basil Andrew Vice Pre- sident of Carrot Top Farms, still thinks Policy was fixed. Gary Polenz LaSt seen using his body as a spear to bring food home to Ronalda and her five kids. 7 George Roberts Owner of chit-Chat.

Reg. MacCarvill (canary abuser). 3 * Jim Munagh After being turnedrdovm by the priest- hood, has become a cocaine dealer in New York.

Troy Merrick Touche Ross is still waiting for him to get his credit for Policy.

Dave Hubley ... After pur- suing a career as a male stripper, Dave now runs his own business. He sells pencils while posing as a blind man; Tan King I-Iin President of UPEI, Tokyo campus. Bob O’Rourke In Dor- chester Pen, after being caught stealing MSU LOGA programs.

Emmett Dougan President of UPEI, he has moved the President’s office to the front steps of'KeIIey'.‘ « »

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a kiwi-picking specialist (smoke Canuck smoke).

Billy Doucette Currently dissecting pigs to be used by the NFL. ~ Norman Beck Still claim- ing he is eligible for univer- sity hockey.

Kent Oakes Lost in thought. He forgot to show up at his own wedding.

James Nicholson Pro at Strathgartney and coach of the Crapaud PeeWees.

Gus Hillstrom Now fasion for women’s clothing, he served six months in jail for mooning President Meincke for mis-

prouncing his name at Convocation.

Christine LeClair Pre- sently doing 15-20 at

Kingston Pen for soliciting at Marian Hall during Senior Week 1984.

Dennis O’Hanley Is con- sidering opening Sea Blend Products. He states, “If I can fake statements, I can fake

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Susan McKenzie Currently the winningest driver at Blue

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colours), is now training for a promising career as a license- plate maker at Kingston Pen. George Mason Has tired of computer programs, is now President of NGWS (Nuke the Gay Whales Society).

Ian Fraser Suffered severe concussion after a barbell fell on his head.

John Connolly Committed to QEH after overdose of heroin.

Stephen Bishop Frequent guest on “Laugh-In”.

Jeff Power Father of twelve and teaching sixth grade accounting at Spring Park Elementary.

Gordon Bond Canadian sales rep for Aztec hand- painted neckties.

Ron Douglas Transferred by the TD Bank 260 times. He doesn’t even know where his own bank account is any more.

Peter McDougall Presi~ Mouse Boats Rentals, Inc. His motto is: If you run out of gas, just open a cool one. Darrel Blacquiere He weighs 130 pounds, and is co-producer of a Keep-Fit album with Jane Fonda.

General in Halifax.

Donna Mackenzie Cor- recting the spelling on her valedictorian speech for the fifty-sixth time.

Kim Gass Still waiting to hear back from Cavendish Farms after, her fifty-second interview.

Ann Coady Works at Linda’s Coffee Shop after failing the CA. exam for the fourth time. Says she took

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Ab Ferris The company has grown to over 100 employees, since UPEI ac— countants have faced harsh unemployment. Also, Ferris and Company has become

more popular since the dismissal of Anne. Tim Carroll . MBA re-

voked! He and his wife have joined Andy' C. as kiwi pickers in New Zealand. (Doc. Kiwi).

Ron Collins Has changed Human Relations to an all- female course. It has also become a cooperative course; one day in class, one day at his’house.

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Mark ORourke aka Light Fingers Louie. Last seen in Brazil, wanted for embezzle- ment of funds from the UPEI Business Society.

Joe Revel! After becoming fed up with Business, he has

become a cab driver in Summerside. Dana Sanderson Made

$10 million in the girdle business. Because he had a grudge against Proctor and

Gamble, he bought the company. 1984 Quote the Year “If Ab was only twenty years younger!” — Anne Coady. Rebuttal by other members of her Policy group:

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