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as he is taking his last sip of water you take two bricks, walk between his legs. and smash them together. The camel goes ‘Sssslllluuu- uurrrrrrppp’, and takes on another days supply of water.”

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six days later the camel “Yes.” replied the nomad,

died. After three weeks dealer, “When you wa- “Not if you make of ter the camel he will certain not to catch wandering in the desert only take on enough wa- your’ thuinbs.” replied the nomad saw the camel ter for six days. Just the dealer.

End of the Year

Well, its almost the end of the year again. To those of you who have been wonder- ing why we have not really been coming back at the Marionettes, the answer is, we really didn’t notice them. But this-week we have a spe- cial treat for you, the return of the new and improved Marionette Identikit.

The annual Engineering banquet went quite well this year. Special thanks go out to the staff of the Bon- nie Brae for the excellent meal they prepared. Spe- cial guests were Professors Madan and Jammu from the Physics department (Special

note to Prof. Jammu: We

hope this page is more to”

your liking) and to the Dean of Science Lawson Drake. We were also’ graced with the presence of Graham Lin- kletter who is president of the P.E.I. Engineering Soci- ety, and whose two sons have been students here. Brian has gone on to UNB and may be better known for his

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last year, while Barry is just finishing his fourth and final year here.

We were pleased once again to have Don Gillis speak as he never fails to en- tertain with his unique style of hur.or. He will be well remembered this year for his joke about the big cats in the animal bar. Another member of the Engineering faculty that joined us was Mark Bowness who was had very little to say, but his presence was welcomed by all. We were sorry that our Sheldon

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it because of a prior commit- ment, and that Baird Judson was not there to entertain us as he has in fast years. Host for the evening was Prof. Don MacEwen who will be going on sebatical next year as the President of the Canadian Engineering Council... We are all sure

that he will do an excellent job and wish him the best of luck.

Also announced were the people voted to hold office next year in the Engineer- ing ‘Society. Our new president is Alan Coady, sec- ond year Electrical engineer, Vice president is Paul Beer (No, this is not a misprint) who is also a second year Electrical engineer, treasurer is Mark MacLeod who is a _second year Civil engineer (if any of you have seen Mark, you'll see that he’ll have no problem getting dues) and finally we have a new position added to give the first year students more of This being held by Scott. Matheson a first year

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We would also like to congratulate Kelly Murphy as the recipient of this year’s Noel MacLear award. Kelly is a third year Civil engi- neer and for the past year has held the _ position of President of the Engineering She the first

woman to earn this award

society. © is since its inception. Special thanks go out to Gerry Hughes for the music that entertained us, both at the Bonnie Brae and at John Scott’s house where we neeied the rest of the night. "And = now, the REST of the story...”

"A Major = Scientific Discovery”

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that if you take all the steel girders from Duffy building and laid them end to end in a straight line, the building would fall down...

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