ATTENTION P.O. 'd STUDENTS AND PROFESSORS OF ALL SORTS!

Exam time is drawing near and everyone seems to be slacking off. I‘d advise a good doSe of cat-nip or even human—nip for this. You should perk up, after all, this is the most important thne of the school year (besides Winter Carnival, of course) and

it's about time you glanced ‘at a book or two, even if it's just to see the title so you'll know what courses you're taking!

You've all had to put up with your profs, and although there are many wonderful ones (as wonderful as a prof can be) there are always a few bad apples.

For example, how about the professor who comes U; class tem minutes late and then make up for it, then to make up for it, stays an extra ten minutes at the end of class, wasting your break. I'd personally like to shred his brief- case, or better yet, his briefs!

Then there is the profes- sor who writes so small on the blackboard that even the front row needs a ‘telescope to make it out.

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We know you have a hard job but why not act as human beings ( although $ we're more partial to ‘ animals) as well as p professors.

Other more serious complaints have to do with exams. When these are held on weekends or at

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To all those inconsiderate professors, Odie and I lift our legs in a salute to you!

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