November 28 Notices

Need a paper or resume typed professionally? Contact Dianne Stevenson at 566-0530 (9:00-4:00) or drop into the Student Union office on the first floor of the Barn. Reasonable rates and quick turnaround time.

Myrons First Annual DJ Competi- tion will be held on Wednesday November 29. Doors open at 9:00 pm. DJs from all over the Maritimes will be spinning off for over $1000 in cash and prizes. It promises to be the biggest party in history. Present Student ID and get in for $3. For further information call Craig Clark at 368-3453.

The hours of the Health Centre are Monday to Friday from 8:30 am to 4:00 pm. There is a nurse on duty during these hours.

Doctor hours are:

Dr. Doug Tweel: Monday 9:30 am to 12:30 pm

Dr. David MacKenzie: Tuesday 1:30 pm to 4:00 pm

Dr. Dawn Shea: Wednesday 9:30 am to 12:30 pm

Dr. David Reid: Thursday 9:30 am to 12:30 pm

For Sale: The Riverside Shakespeare for both Shakespeare courses. (English 441, 442) In excellent condition. Contact Al at 566-0629

Pregnant? Young, fun loving, stable couple unable to have baby wishes to adopt newborn. Legal, confidential, open. For further information call collect 902-651-2903.

Not ready to parent? We are! Young, fun-loving financially stable, professional couple desire to adopt baby. Legal, confiden- tial, open. For further information call 1-800- 916-2277.

Wanted: A small metal cash box with a lock. Contact Aldera at the Panther Prints Office.

Anyone interested in a drive to Halifax

De Alo Naot Gs) SPRING BREAK

5 February 17-25 6 nights accomodation beachfront hotel $359, Bus and Hotel $B9. Hotel only To book contact Tara Inman in the Student Union Office at

Unclassifieds

Found: | pair of mens glasses in bathroom at Robertson Library on November 20. If they are yours call 894-7659.

To the student who bought my Panasonic 1124i printer on Friday November 11. The operating manual is now available. Phone 892-6662 or drop by.

PANTHER PRINTS Campus Comment

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What happened to the hill in front of the library?

Mary Beth Nickerson, Ist year Science: “They made meatballs out of it for the caf- eteria.”’

Erin Wall, 3rd year His- tory: “They’re going to make a wall out of it to divide the residences.”’

Brian MacDonald, 2nd year Science: “It was eradi- cated during a test firing of

Paul Keough, 2nd year: “It was a protest of the fifth dentist -- four out of five den- tists recommend Colgate, so the fifth dentist put the dirt in the other dentists’ bathrooms. He had shares in Crest and was perturbed because he was los- ing money. The fact that it was red dirt really p---ed the other dentists off.”

Pierre Martin, 2nd year

Dreyfuss’s Doomsday Ma- Science: “It was really windy chine.”’ and the wind blew it away.” Todd Smith, 4th year

Science: “It was an ant hill, but the ants decided to move it to a

warmer climate.”

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