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Dir. HAL HARTLEY (Trust, The Unbelievable Truth) USA 1992

Sunday, April 4 at 2:00 pm Charlottetown Mall Cinemas

Adults $6.75 Members $4.25 - Por further information call OFF THE WALL 368-2992

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THE UPEI

INTRUDER

Covers the Island like nuclear fallout

The future is in your hands

Are you:

¢ Caring, conscientious and self-motivated? ¢ Looking for professional and personal growth?

Consider a career in chiropractic...

¢ The third largest primary contact health profession in Canada

¢ Anatural approach to health care

The Canadian Memorial Chiropractic College is the finest chiropractic college in Canada and offers a four-year programme leading to a Doctor of Chiropractic Diploma.

Interested? Find out more by contacting:

The Registrar

Canadian Memorial Chiropractic College 1900 Bayview Avenue

Toronto, Ontario, M4G 3E6 1-(800)-463-2923

Deadline for applications is December 31, 1993

Editor Doc

Production Editor Grumpy

Advertising Manager Bashful

Typesetter Happy

Photographer Dopey

CUP Editors

Sleepy Sneezey

Women's Issues . Snow White

Music Editor Elvis

Contributors

Jimmy Hoffa Jokey Smurf John F. Kennedy Cheer Bear

Ferro Lad

Good- Luck Bear Mister Sandman Monty Python Mister Chekov Toucan Sam

The Jolly Green Giant

The Socially Maladjusted Blue Giant

The Coldly Logical Yellow Giant Tiny Tim and Eric Peterson as Leon

The stories and events depicted within the UPEI Intruder are, of course, fictional. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is either co-incidental or coldly calculated. Surgeon General's Warning: May cause spontaneous laughter, alien abduction, or 4 resurgence in the popularity of Welcome Back, Kotter.

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