, Vliltbr: What small girls you em- 0 plo your dairy! _ y I n: Yea, those are our con- dense" milk maids- y o. , _..____ I a f " Hnrai-Lowsoftturr, ' j ' :l~‘_'l‘herflandlady threw my best =1 céht arﬂvtrousors out into the 1; 'reet.f"»"’; ‘ ,1" l; wwn ‘a you do?"

cm tin wen suit-"

"w CURGORY REMARKS .'l‘wo gentlemen ol color were dis-

_ chasing the blight oi a lodge brot- . ’ her "whdfliatfbeen sentenced to

* thirty days‘-'in' the workhouse tor v-atealing watermelons.

‘ "Was lie guilty?" queried Mose, ‘i "He mos dertainly was tzuilty us nihdlcated," answered the‘ more ed-

ucated ltastus. "tog seen Mistah 1Ca|fn Saunders ketch him wid (lat

tmelon right submerged undnh his ' 'a’m." 1 -

"Gwen!" returned "Mose. "Sho' null‘! And what did Mistah Cup’n say tgnhlm?"

‘ “Thqrolnefks addressed by the Qap'r_i,"",'answeretl Rastus. “was ipuﬁy cursory, pu‘iy cursory."--

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armor os ‘MOONLIGHT

Hiram walked lour miles over thgumollptfn t6 call on the lady ol life , i ' sI For a long time they sat-isllcnton a bench by the side ol her log-cabin home; but soon the 1110011. as moons do, had its et- lect and j-liram sidled closer to her and picked n», her hand.‘

_f»‘M§§?yi'_' he began. “ylrnow l sot

a good élsrin‘ over tharan‘ a team anf Wlxbn an’ some hawge an" cows an"! collate on bnildin‘ a house this [all an'—- v '

Here ha was interrupted ‘by

-.~ 19'1"?“ mother. 111,10 A1111! Anaheim. 7MB!!!" aha called in a loud "lcf- “l§ ﬁll! Young man am

i

Junie‘ nteriectittn, . l t -y

t "i entertained her once and she

“l hear you had quite-a spell, Aunt Jemima." “Yes, honey. Dey done tuk me tn do orsepltal nurl lruv me a epid-

»

t THE. BLOWOUT Csughlin: ,\\‘ln-n Cheapllght bought that i11_-l_ua|in“ca1' with the poor tires ho invited allthe neigh- bors tor a long celebration trip. Lnuxhlluz» Yes titey had a resul- hr hlow-outr- ‘ ' ' t ROCKFELLER lN QILS Rttbb: l see there's only one painting ol-Rockleller in existence and that's in water-colors. Dubb: l-1‘m Well, I suppose‘ n3 body's ‘ever been able, to do hilu_,in oil~— ’

SQLED! ,, ,, ._ 'A shoemaker in a No\'n"Sc_o1ia town had considerable trottbleiin getting his customers to clairmand pay ior their boots and shoes, and in order to hurry up matters put the following ifgn in ‘his window:- 1 “All boots and shoes left at this shop and not claimed within thirty days will be s0led."—- " ‘

THE Business oiérrrenrmu- m: - t '

Mr. lyles had just been telling his wile about a busness associate whom he would like to entertain sometime at his home. “No, sir." replied-hits. Ives, "l certainly" shall ‘not invite him and his wile here." “Why, my‘ dear! Why not? quer- ied Mr. Ives. ' "Because," explained Mrs- Ives,

never recuperated l"

' in; zootootcm. woman-r

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rne esnrt. 1 _, "j 9| N11: ssmtﬁldtlﬁ ~P~~

ln Major Beaulorfs cnlorcovl nbi sence, his old black servant Dem

y-L " jjkéd as a matter o! course,‘ '7 , t mix you a lush-hall, sdh?" 1 "No, thanks, Lem."

“Take it atraiiht ash?"

“No, thanks."

This guearwal‘ loing to be bird; to entertain. Bringing a humldor. Lem urged: '

-' "Try one ol Miltah Jim's cigars, salt. They! vo'y line!"

vat

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, __ The young son o; a lord Uni, wit! _ p . _ ~’ a in” varsity proleslor»woo_ ‘ a won- FF‘

' ‘ ' ' ‘ mannlusi ell-Joy his parents ‘not lo be selﬁsh but to be’ patient and lat hillrlﬂllvﬂll enjoy it, too. caufo that hehad struck one fol his

was under instructions "to wel- playmates; ‘when questioned he corn; the expected guest. paid: i; q _ - _ '

When Mr- Allen was settled oom- ‘-»~11wvtl.'l1 ‘ply. t urges to hereti- lorthbly balore the library lire, out, “that y. ‘. al moments

*5" Q55“ **-*F3.'P*-"'* -

‘taltlevery morning was ahsentyone ‘morning; harin‘ zone w

use: ‘ﬂuchiéréio- ' 9

s..'t.?tiit€i“h'f.i‘s$

One day the report

srgtaueerooo ’ "rho young mblnqrho was accus- otaed to having is] eerily-break-

to see his le oft on an early‘ train. Returning to the house. “some

{or “ ‘thug later he said to the cook:

PI!’ mli0,uulfllll_-dpa:fll:l_lzzzmnjll5t "IF mrrtmllivzlane, have no spouse‘ this I v x I _ ‘ _ V I t _ . so up

M, _ p111, leszlggdybunle the,“ . we 1.1:"? int my fault. suh. yrs-plied ._ 6g” "Y "ND _ to ulna 1p, , Sxvws ti?!“ t, _ J0 31011. gelatin gvgquld. wanna» 1m» lhsignsntly. "x sho cooked it.‘ _ _ INQ TO ‘I11; 5T»; 1, o. 1c. |. . _ <- M den {meninges splat. V _l9“_yuh. But you jerwnultlmftionte. some PAQtg-Y w; u-"reu ~ ~ ~ l“. 41-1- ni: 1 ‘yonpmell like s" genlernan?‘ h; W.__ _ “Alb w; Rengtmvtt; 1 -

a, ‘ . . _ ' v '

*' AUNT Jenna's‘: 1.1.? ..

,gt'a_ce,~_.~,'vl‘his was nn entirely new

.. the squire. John. "While l wur in ‘is room, ‘a

axed me twice wur my ‘at \vur,,and it wur on my ‘ead all the time."

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» ~ - utc-woam _ ‘Bdhillﬁﬂ! (t6 otﬂne boy): ‘I never dew such. a stupid boy so you are. The lad that was here baton

you, was worth twice as much as 7°11 "let ' “i . " i Qlliff Boy: Did set me-

GOODS NOT RETURNfAVBLE

Betty, aged four. had become verg much disgusted because the newdzaby brother cried a great

ther, where did baby brother cgmc ’ from?" , ' "Why, straight from dear. "God sent him to us." Betty looked } thoughtful forvn - mqntenc hnd then -snid: “Well, I

ltearen,

again. I'm sick n! him."—- .

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, .,GR_ACE

__'_l2.l1e qqtyespontlc-nt n! n lu-i‘go blis- tuess concern had been invrtetilotit » to llinhcr '-and was asked to say

experienco, hut he took it vnlltihtiiy- ' @'.'"De:\r Lord," he began, "_u'e thank You for all Your tnvors qtfre. ‘cent (inte- Accept our" haariflelt‘ gratitude. We trust that we may 4

ture. ,Al\len."— ,

NAETHNGI to the school board, visited the vili lage school ‘and tested the intelli- gence 0t the class by the tuiéstion: ‘Now, boys can any oi you tell me what naething is?" I Alter a moment's silence a SlllRll , boy in n back sent rose. t “It's what ye gfed rne the other day lor holding yer horse."-

Policetnan, who has just caught a burglar breaking into a bank: "Ab, ah! What are you doing here?" Burglar: "i am a linanciahre- porter." . _ Policeman: “What were you no ' fng to do in there?" Burglar: "Oh, I w to taken lew notes‘ The squires ﬁght-hand roan was -ill, and so he had to employ an old laborer to run errands tor h‘m. ' ' ‘ "Well, John," ‘he said one day, “did you take that note to General FWSF?"

“Yes, znr." said_ John, "but I doarrt think the old uelier can read it" * "

- only going

-“Why. what d’you mean?" asked

deal. and one dny demanded: “llio- , y

wish God would come and get-‘hint ,-.

continue to luerit Your t-ontitlonvc. " and that we shall receive many “ more blessings from You in the ftt- V _

A Scottslrlarmer, being elected -.

FOR IT l v “I suppose I don't stand a chance?" 1 —Newe oftthe Wor

Thehlhuck: The Chancellor: “Not an earthly!"

"ii-e he near blind. zurJ-‘Irehplied

‘Picket Collector ‘John Bnll: "Tia"; “r111. Ramsay MacDonald: “Qh, they, ;|| rub;

I really have. decided to go to use country» just ygﬂ"

-London Opihlr

BRINGING UP FATHER.

-By Giro, McMANUS f.

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