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Strange But True

By F. H. MacArthur , Police looking for a man who ;stole a circus tent have a tough ljob. He has ample facilities for i

keeping under cover. f, '9. . M1?

Sci!-intists now admit there are evi;':-nces that the world once suf- fered a big flood. but their version differs from that in the Bible. Tlieyi won't take Noah for an answer.

Women come in four sizes-thiii,

nus. Rl-JDDY ilr;sl'rArr;s aniiun aliru.V5 9-W5 TBGWBTE3" Xullllflghl lost by taking care.

arr oiteu wini hy l)(.IltllI':5h. - hr-idlless is the opposite of. caution .lll's.

.1 lunc farm. There were

')it'l( up some grain that had been 1 urn on the ground for Lhciii. iterldy was so hungry that ., up; those Hens so near she u Kl ll.'ll'fli)' keep from rushing out in lll' to cixlrll oue. Site qulvered .ll mer with taxi-in-iilelit and long- lit) lint nut far away lll that door- ;.:lit tllree Dogs ucre wanderiiig Jtl'illl it wollldntt do for her to

will. liodtiy "as slllipnseri to load Why didn't he do it? sl r- had s -n him enliic out frnni mar hidillg place. then he had nmicil out of their sight. Those 1) l.'.x were supposed to see him and ',-c him. but they never once - ed his way. Mrs. llcddy waited , it waited, but she iiidlilt wait .. xiv as long as she thought she hi i'hen she heard Roddy bark. Ir barked twice. Away went the inn after him. They were barking -will-lily. Now was the time for . ilcddv to catch one of those but she hesitated. She dirin'l. . me out riglil in the open in ad (l'Llli11llt close to that house. ' -s line of lliuse liens would

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eolil Mother Nature.

'i'ins isn't quite true. Many tliings and

Reddy Fox was crouched i-lose to the corner of a house on some nlsties growing beside thatthouse ;md Mrs. ltcddy was between those imsiies and tllt3AlIDilh'8. She was pcepilig around the corner. Only hei- harp nose and her eyes showed :'l'Ullil(l the corner. in the dooryard .- number of Hens were walking nllout. They had been let out of ll-v Hen house for exercise an-I to

she had been-

then there was a sharp click. It

along with the fish have thrived these many years and have given King a profitable business. He says

A delicate problem of ”pcrcent-l ages" was involved in the deai'knocking below, played at a small slam con-, and at

tive in character-but the particul- ar makeup of the North hand made

CONTR'A'CT' BRIDGE

By Josephine Culbertson

CIIOOSING THE LINE OF PLAY West

I 'act, tri ' medium. plump. and "Get a load I ,.,..3dcJl'fe&',l;";f,if,':g”f:',';'f::mff,'f,'f T - ' t ” me la e ea . n OfBl't)e5rthI0L the footprints on the g"r:'rllh!t':l::Ielhl"”'””" l.)3r'f"lf,'. ha: '10 l;"' fhh the he: gt: glands of time are made by work 3 2.! still had a serioifs probhmtwaseme. oes. ' , when a carnival fat man. wit-I t QA!0873 0bVI0,U3lY. South could overtake "am D. gown", was admitted 5,, .'.AKQ54 dulmnys spade Jack with the ace a hospital in Marianna. Fiorida.l QKG O53 hhd' If ",ech”"ry' lead a"””''" surgeons tried an operating tablel 9 R Q 10 N 0 J9 184 ;)flIlf"dl'" 'l'""'P5v but "10" 119 Wmlld and then transferred Cowaii to al t; W E 2 ”'le”'IulL”'l?t”"'l "2 3 33 5'9” 9' bed. His 750 pounds were too much' 0 J 6 5 S O K Q9 Cardha h s.:hl' "ha I at-he cmhq ms. for the table. I yJ 9 8? g 105 knew thaeziih andda dldnltlmd. South , A spray that makes leather 4 A 1098742 I agamsl gufhila 'jf”i,'iaym'l'15tl2 '-it band inside ii man's hat imper- Q53 ed for a. l,,,,,... '31:, M70” en": . vious to perspiration is on the mar- O 4 2 I l h S h' l ker. A few light coats of the clear, .'.78 After smile sully he saw that acrylic plastic keeps the acid per. Th? bidding. whatever he rini would involve 5pi1-ntjonyfrum penetrating to they y ' th W at risk, bill at least he would in omsjde band, I North it-351 50" 9 crease his clihznices. if only slight- Snakes and turtles ate the gold-.' 1. Pa” 3. :1” l-'''- S0 W059 the better "PEP fish which Norman King. of Good-' it 4 P"! P” '" gfgltagleub nlzxla He ct-fsgned fnly tlw: man, Miss., had urciiased for h' . , , . . . - . .5- '9" F” 9 3 OW 0 U outdoor POOL but hie has tom: sincl: Nhlth h-huh (hthhhhl-he ghht his Wm" 5 mg” "'.""'”r N""' he led 3 That big fat hen was nearer than forgone" the um-ormnam incident. :))g:tl(;?illnSloiI(fgl.)wlglt7s nurtc: gprrgngrmrlt-3: mtllgfllfl lg tfhe .lai-k,ami by having 00 ' ' The weeds which the hatchery sent in laclv that it was P'-Wely PVWMV isiongoi lllflmlllhtlllhllllsh lgl((:tS(hUl';:!2d

the slain. The club suit was good for two tii.scarli.s.

opened the heart king,l out dummy's blank ace. the second trick declare:

YEAH .. Fleesz 1 M'6r-FT G:T INTO WELEVi5lQN ",1

Mickey Mouse

vm-rot ME was A mean APPEAR ...l

H-M.'.'i - ' 2 Tl-r N' BONES!

I l herself while those Dogs were lug

was the latch of a door. The farmer stepped out. He heard the barking of the Dogs and he had come out to see what it meant. The Dogs were out of sight. but he knew by the sounds Just what was happeu- 18 m0nth- ”0ld Spot is after a Fox," said he to his wife. who had also come to the door. ”The other two won't go far. That sore foot of lTowser'l won't let him, and that little scamp of a Terrier doesn't know enough." Mrs. Reddy had drawn back at the click of that doorlateh. Now she very, very cautiously peeked around the corner again. The far- mer and his wife were standing Just outside the door listening to the Dogs. Thai big fat Hen was nearer than she had been. She was so near that Mrs. Reddy could hard- ly deep from rushing out. Still she hesitated.

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state-conventions.

his Shady Rest Fisheries is the nation's biggest dealer in awuar- ium plants. He sells as much as 31,000 worth of the plants in a sing-

If a person can clearly see both sides of a question. it in no way involves his prejudices or his pock-

Ever hear of a mayor who hitch- ri'.:es where he wants to go? Ray Morse, 50, mayor of the village of Russeils Point. Ohio. is such a fel- low. He thumbs his way about his business as chief executive of the resort town. He even hitch-hikes to

For 22 years. Bay has been thumbing rides. On his S48-a-month salary as mayor, he says. he just can't afford a car. He does some general contracting work on the side. but that doesnt enter into his

the slain too attractive to be resist- ed. North had control of all three side suits; he had two impotant honors in the 5.ade suit itself; and he had both a luffing possibilitv.in hearts and ('lllb strength that fig lured to provide necessary discard-

ing opportunity.

the present time. "You gain I world of experience in meeting peo- ple Oil the rnall." he says of his liitcii-liikine Last Christmas he received 412 Yule greeting cards. including snnir from lreland. Spain, Hawaii. Triiiiriad. and England. Mayor Morse keeps pretty close tab on the culrlings and goings of his feliuu luunsiolk-just in case he might llavr an appointment and

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The rlrtne at .H'olltll'.-s plan in

in the fact that a 2-2 break of four

missing cards -as in the trump suit here-has a sligiitiy better percentage" than the 3-3 club

break net-(led for llu- alternative

me of play.

tht lil:3(l census, but the mayor es-lson that he llltltilllli helping feed iimatcs it ilas about l.l00 folks at m9 cat? W-0lll(l PM? H10 We reconciliation with his wife. Elean- or. She seeks a (iiiurcc

Seeing a sllabby tllil man on the street, Poiicenian W. '1' Houston. offered in inl) him a meal. '1'" 9 old iiiali said ilv didn't need and help. To prove it. out a huge roll of hills that he said amounted to 34,500.

Sometimes Wll('ll a person thinks

his liiind is gctlilii: iiruader, it Is

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By Charles Kulul

I REALLY DONT KNOW ..'

WHAT TO siw... vwa-r .

Doss yous? GRANDHA t - THWK Asour rr?

1(' a little nearer. She would I a minute or two more. the snnnrl of those barking Dogs ; mlluled fniniel' and fnillter. Pres- nllv she l'tilIlil hear nniy one Dog h,Iilxlllg' By the snllilri of his voice who knew wliat kind of a Dog that um It Has a Hound. the kizirl of it . that IS trained to hunt Foxes Hm wise of the wonderful IIHSPS that "wv liare No other Dogs can fol- ll the scent n" a Fox as a Hound . .m. the kind of iiound that is cal- )? ti .1 Fox Hound. Mrs. Redriy hoped that Roddy iii Ill he able to tool that Dog soon.

'il uns in no cnndition for a

- lIiil'.t-'Ol'1l(E run. Then she forgot ,.Imllt iteddy. A big fat Hen l is mmnir: ti(-.'lrei- and nearer. W iteiidy's mouth began to wat- c- she set her feet for a sudden ' u-h out to seize that Hen. Just

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"I bought a new car in 1929." 1933. That has the only car i h'"' ever on nod. except for a second- hand allto i had for two weeks in I951." Although skinipiiig on auto- recentiy she no mobiles. Mayor Morse hellrves in;

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