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Student Accepts Election Bribe for President Elect

This photo of the president elect, passing what appears to be money clearly disguised as a travel brochure surfaced earlier this week after a long inquiry into allegations of illegal procedures. The photo appeared at the Germ office early Friday morning and an accompanying note. It read that the student who had taken the picture could not live with the shame of knowing such behavior took place. The note also said that the writer could not live with the $450 she paid her to keep the

photo secret, but that it wasn’t the reason for accepting our $800 award.

The inquiry re- lates that friends of the president elect tried to bribe students rang- ing from $5 to $50, or with of- fers of free liquor. Those students who refused these offers received threats of academic dismissal and failing grades. It is believed that illegal activity is related to simi- lar conduct during the last elec- tion in Nova Scotia.

Comichaos

The final entry! The last hur- rah! The fond farewell! The end! The death of a column!

Hello readers. your regular comic collecting, world travelling, jet setting, column writer has ac- cidentally been exposed to cos- mic rays and in his place is me!!! Post-teenage modulated cosmic— rayed Goldfishman!! Cringe in fear as I fling myself madly about

the room with my cosmic flipper, -

cry in terror as I Karate splat through your TV screen, gape in wonder as I... Ohh! I frighten myself with my evil plans.

As my first exploit, I’m going to recreate my accident by throw- ing chunks of irradiated chocolate bunny into sea world in Florida,

thereby creating an army of post— — ~ beware of evilly grinning post- |

teenage modulated cosmic—rayed fish creature men!! Ha! Heh! I chortle madly. (Not an easy feat

for a fish, you nervously stam- mer). é

Think for a minute as you dream of beaches I’ll have com- plete control of all water. Even the kitchen sink! '

But wait!!!... What is this!?!?! I appear to be gasping!!.... This damned air... It’s ... Air! In my excitement about world domina- tion I forgot one critical thing, I can’t breath Air! Drat! Cringe in terror as I limp back to my tank!! Hmm? Conquering the universe | from a living room fish tank.

I think I have a Plan..... Have a good summer and,

teenage modulated cosmic—rayed sea—things! ee

This is the last issue of the GEM for the 1988-89 academic year. We enjoyed

i doing it for you! -' The GEM Staff

Thureday,April 13,1989