FYP

Week in Review

By Finley Martin

On November 26th, the Five Year Plan played their arch nemesis, Dream Team 4. A hard fought battle ensued. The Five Year Plan played valiantly against their opponents. Atthe half, they were down by ten points, but they would not be discouraged. There was fire in their eyes. They would not succumb to their enemy so easily. FYP mounted a comeback. Shots were taken and rebounds were ripped off the boards until the two teams stood face to face with the score tied at 62. But Fate was not with FYP that day, as Dream Team 4 made one - last hoop that sealed FYP’s destiny. FYP were defeated by Dream Team 4 by a final score of 64 to 62. But this will not be the last time these two teams see each other...

In other FYP news, team management has been ap- proached by the Philosophy Department to teach a sessional course entitled “The Five Year Plan: A Philosophy of Enlight- enment.” The proposed course outline includes an introduc- tion to the philosophy of the FYP, its potential to solve the world’s problems, and an open discussion on what the state of the universe would be without it. The Philosophy Department is hoping to have Mr. Hands teach the course. Mr. Hands could not be reached for comment. In a related issue, Pat Perry has been asked to teach a Religious Studies course entitled “An Introduction to Rustico Buddhism.”

...And if you wanted to know what the Five Year Plan wants for Christmas, here’s a copy of the letter they wrote to Santa:

After two successful thane '§ NEX

The Panther Prints @* Sports

Dear Santa,

We know that we may not have been the best boys this year, but we have tried really hard to play our best on the court and behave ourselves (somewhat) off the court. Would you please be so kind as to give us these things for Christmas:

Sponsorship from Nike;

Make acting team spokesman Dave Christian the official team spokesman;

Dr. Jay haircuts circa 1976;

A year supply of Ginseng;

The ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound;

To never miss a shot;

The prozac, electrotherapy, and psychiatrist bills be covered under Medicare;

Fame and fortune.

Thank you very much. The Five Year Plan

PS Mr Hands would like a lifetime supply of meat fries (British style).

Okay... $0 NEXT?

UPEI Theatre Society

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END OF SEMESTER GENERAL MEETING

to plan the Winter Semester Production

Thursday, Dec.5 / 3:00pm Alumni Gym (Upstairs)

ALL ARE WELCOME!

If you can't make, but want to put in your two cents, contact Bruce Barton at 566-0743 or bbarton@upei.ca

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