18 September 21,2009 _ Jillian’s Holiday Calendar
by Jillian STEWART
September 21st- Positive ‘Yo Mama’ Jokes Day
September 22nd- Make Personal List of Dos and Don’ts Day
September 23rd- Catch Someone Singing in a Car Day
September 24th- Go To the Movie Store Just For the Free Popcorn Day
September 25th- Outdated Hairstyle Day September 26th- Take a Cat (Hamster, Bunny, what-have-you) for a Walk Day
September 27th- Pretentious Taste in Chocolate Day
September 28th- Document Stream of Con- sciousness Day
September 29th- Blame Honesty on Drunk Dialing Day
September 30th- Spitball Ceiling Artistry Day October Ist- Declare Loyalty to Only One Charlottetown Coffee Shop Day
October 2nd- Eat Only Blended Meals Day October 3rd- Sit On Chairs Backwards Day October 4th- Make a Strategic Attempt Not to Walk on Grass Day
October Sth- Bring Back the Sippy-Cup Day October 6th- Respond Incorrectly/Illogically to a Greeting Day (ie. -How are you? -Nothing much!)
October 7th- Make a Motivational Playlist for Your iPod Day j October 8th- Apple Picking Day
October 9th- Exaggerated Nod/ Head Shake Day
October 10th- Write a Letter to the Editor Day October 11th- Stalk Someone (within reason) Day
October 12th- Thomas Aquinas Day
October 13th- Pumpkin Pie Day
October 14th- Have Pizza Delivered Directly to Your Couch Day
October 15th- Ghost Hunting (in Dalton?) Day October 16th- Challenge Nemesis to a Holding Breath Underwater Contest Day
October 17th- Play Psychiatrist for Your Cab- bie Day
October 18th- Revisit Childhood Board Games Day
October 19th- Walk Noisily Through Piles of Leaves Day
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