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THE. GOOD OLD SUMMER "YOU'RE A liar!" drawled tho ul

N -"ME .little man. .1 _ w _ “What!" roared the big nian.i|~, e

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h!_;\_lli__e;}ullagh¢r» Oh! Mr' Gal _:ue ctill me that- you Door. Dunii

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illlllk ffm "embers wr) not wi “I do," came back the dellant re

da), Diy -- . _

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in so tired with the heat _ yu; ““' I °a"°°f0gri:§ tiiiniiiS"°"’

nd its lar

ofi>lHi'- ii tdth ii in i.

in sir. snean. oh! Mr. siiean, 8 SQ” °°‘"`“‘° 5 “

0,, .pvc got an awful -rain 5011111 me

through 1115' ‘bent quick as lightning before the burly

ts the worst l'V€ W9' hm , one c

almost drives *me mad

pd ll. ' "I6 K6

ts the sunshine ML G°fn*g|l3l°";

o the .\i0ONSI-IINE Mr. 93 - A

_B J] i singln _ -

y mm 0 at a party, he complied immediat

ely. “\'0L'li l~‘A'I`l-IEH. must be an “Now,n\ylad."lie said toasmall

Do

wiul mean man. Him a shoe- b

d akin’ you wear them hilve

ii“§.§;,.‘;i»~ ”‘ » ”".‘=

Second Bay He’s nothin' to

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~hat vour father is. Him a dentist. "ll I5

mi your baby only got one tooth!"

BLINKS, AFTER _inviting his

of his little son Bobby

.. d . think he w||| re. “That’s not all! l've got the nieiiilieir ii:)e‘!,"0il:sked Jinks. mlteffal 1°' 3 slllemnd °°medY be' D

“Rciiieiiiber you- Wh}'- C0l‘t5"1\}' “lie-s_') B

"ll."

h0A`,;‘hoiir later they entered the

house, and after .links had greeted the

Mrs. Biiiik_-, he called Bobby over

. O

io him. i

“And do you remember me. my ,Was

. _ V s liltlo iiisn?

-- s ‘ _ Y ‘ the man "Wh

ihafggrusolfgggliorhglgst year, and you have!" he said. "It is a gift ms was so wild about it that She f“_7_m

iii<iii'1 sneak to na for H Week"

____ ` the

nicx JACKSON was on the expense-’,

Spot when the explosoin occurred. Hp wus blown up, and they couldnt

. . _ wh hi "doctor another doctor?'f ~

"ml R "dw or mm eu B “Oh, yes.” cleared, but that lawyer charged Bastrcss of ilie -

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wife called, the foreman said, quietly:

i

.. -_ ' -» 'ored

..g§n5é§-?l;§]'0ll;\;l;:i'_ --par good?" gor does the doctor doing the doctor-

:-iveii, in that direction." saiii.1“S

the forvniii n. ' -°

-- ,‘:::‘.\'D ~ ii f A s_I;IR§“_`éSI` Sh me A Wu" 0 picture of a group of angels had

- "Anil what else. please?" ° Mrs. Newlvwod: “And-and some 9

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gmwl' ____ painted the picture oi the angels of_ _"\\’Hl~JN DID you i-irst know you which °"e1°Y°“° is i“|km3~ Y°“‘°

A _ i - ,_ _ »f _ -»;.i2‘§m.’¥'.i=.f°°..:,.....°'-- o kin eos to animals. took them

or a walk i

‘mn le ii order to bring the ` ._

It you speak another word 3 great lump, l`ll soon cut you °

‘ Cut nie short, you cheese-miie!

r, puny puppy. sharply; and. T

lephone receiver! h

g Called on to give a song

UY.

you to remark about my ,-

thing"' said the bored youth. not remarkable."

HOW ARE you coming on?"

Author: "Good. l've got th: biwk eyesy

neun; _"HKS gg dinner, was telling material on hand- for a flrstclass -»

him about the remarkable memory |1°_YQl

Xon are a *ucky man.

u are fortunate." B

Y "Y€S. but WMI. Ireillly Heed iS Dinosaur Mountain, near Denver. '

material for a new suit."

NE EVENING a local celebrity p rash enough to compliment u 0

ophisticated chorus-girl.

at a beautiful complexion 11

heaven." n't you believe it," retorted

girl; "it`s nothing but a steady

"I SAY, doctor, did you ever

"ueii, ten me this. Does ii noch you about all you stole. iiidift ner" .

doctor wants to be doctored.

doctor the other doctor in his U

wn way?" b

\VELL-KISORE artist whose

reated a sensation came across

ani So~and-so," he said. “I

hing a huge fist Do you dare l “

Y" this in-mi" asked the visitor.

iltle Flirty is." answered thef IUCG-DOY. Badly* "but I am the*

,_ one who always gets the blame!"’

es. and here goes!" snapped le

ould utter a word, ho hung up 2,

3;; You on your g and? _

MAN WAS very Yam about his th enry caught the latter halt oi

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when he ian finished. -‘wan °

` coward!"

__ more. can he?"

g y ii. ~

How's your wife?" _ Spmule °f mol'

wife`s still inglel" | _ _ .~ ,. .~_» __ _. . _ ,_

S -__ Professor Alfrei ;f 3 __ » ~‘;»_@i;'_;;_-____.;

mutter. I'll watch my chance when »

sson home to them. ‘ [ Hearing a scream from iittlei

~*.~oo-\'-=~'~.*r=`g$»-!~-M4-0t*4Q`J0hnny, she asked: “What’s the;

atter. Johnny! _ . “I‘ve been sitting on a waspgl as the tearful response, "and

fralil l've hurt the poor thing."

“WHO IS the responsible man in

“I don‘t know who the respon-i

HENRY WAS fed up with thei ssou. He had ceased to attend.‘

will correct Stomach, Liver, Kidney Troubles. 25c. and 501:. a box.

lminr-.4-'riv1~:s i.inrri:p, ouna, oai. ‘ti

onlne-r¢.H.r. _ L-aaaliu. _ ofi.».¢,s~J.

Miiwked Toliiis

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he teacher droned on. “On your? ft hand you have the Gulf oii ersin. and-now, Henry, what,

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e sentence, and glanced down. “A wart." he said, sulkily.

"JOHNNY," sam the pretty acher, “what is a kiss?"

Canadian :Reiki itlsaii

_ Wedsilselilear

I East

“I can't exactly put It in words.' 2 `

insw °¢“\‘“@d the b0>'- “but if you F93 _=\'oi'a Scalia Girl .\Inr'ri¢>_~° .iliiinririui 0 ‘ ally wanter know, I can show you."[

-1 ffsillvga Pro/in-_-~:;r in For U5 Syria

“G0 BACK and lick him, you

“But he's already give nme two

Well, he can't give you anyi ¢~ei\'¢>d Inst

Fossii. s1>EciMENs or huge re, I “ek at ‘he Nm'

tiles that inhabited the shores ot ‘ - ‘. , n iifand sea, where the Rockies hast Rehef “8“(

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ow s an have been_exca\a.ted in n New York 0

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rompted you, then? I heard some s' <' =-= -‘ - -V .~-=' 'L ' I

ne whisper that date to you." Beirut. Syria. of "Please, ma'am, I espect it was

istory repeatin' itself again.” 3M

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But l‘ni not married, professon' 1 _ - "Ah, no: then. of course, y'qurll“n°“i N- 5'

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Second Burglar: “That don't Ame;-iam lfni.

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“And what will you do, my dear, _ - when you are as big as your (¢uBf Worker. n

pavement artist. m0U1<'-‘l`?"

Miss

Anne Sprou 8

f Steliarton. N S

f‘Diet." said the modern child.

** moors. He was proving io be such

A FAMOUS actor who repeated~ia poor hand with the mm mm

f “WHEN I was YOURS." Said |Aunt Jane. girls never thought of

mved m,._q-- work shows promise; but what is ‘Y Tlliide “Wwe” _ "PPe*“`a“°99IDou ai the attendant ew more |_d0fl\g me filings they t0 ‘°da3""

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w}Sf;`|,,.:,Vp\;;n5;l,il;)e§f1;`,?:,f;,ieb;:;;_ "A_sturgeon. air," replied the _

lfss und iinatiracti\'e." ‘mam -

A \'0tT.\'(l wife recently went in- 5

io ii grocor's shop, and addressed "_f_f”"e 7°” ""0" S99" an “Fel” Empposozy. said the "_ieudB_

the izrovvi' thus: ‘srr ' -

"l lmiiizlit three oi" four hams

hero ii iiioiiih or so ago, :ind they "3 weieiiiio; liuic you any more oiimg

iheiii‘!" _ "Yes, iiin'iiiii," replied the grocer, ‘B “there :ire ten of those hams ha:g»

ing up there now."

“\\'i»ll, ii' they're off the same pig- i`ll take three ol them," re- V

plied iho young wife nicekly. by

_ .. a. -~-.vmvrnlvswsggg

"Nr\\\‘. Then, one of you noysid have been stealing raisins again. Ita 'iounil the seeds on ihe floor. Which

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“lt wasnt me mu I swallowed ought to mark the occasion. Shall; O 5

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oiie was it?" ailv

all the seeils in 'iiiiiic-'." we kill the pig?"

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lesson. "Please, teacher,” replied the u eleve|i~your»olil," I think l'd rather

be hoiiiitliul-and then repent." again, am I?"

fish you are drawing?" 3

“But have you ever seen a stur~

”_f‘°“”°‘3d _anmher ‘|1131 t°“‘°~ iandginore disqustcd. lirihe end. _“mat ‘ml V0” Play' asked a Khowever, the sportsman managed

"‘_f’“d~ __ _ ,to bring a bird down. Ile lookedi

Something of Sliakspere. sniilimund n.iunm1mm|y_

‘Tl`1at's probably why they didi\': them." ilrawled the girl.

ido

"WE ARE getting us a raffle.

son?" me “°*°1”- _ °‘Well. i killed that one, anyhow," Miss Madison, for a poor Did lishei"

PICKEI) up a quarter in tlie‘ today, pa." _ -

"Much Adieu About Nothing. l he |.emm.ked_

Dougal grunted. “Serves it

fright." he said. “for getting in the

A YOUNG hunter was on theiway of your shot."

man. Would you like a ticket?"

_ "I d0n`t mind. But do tell nie. _what does one do with him ii one

wins _h.im'."' ,.

And you restored it to the own-

r,, oi course?"

"Yes, sir." '

“Thut'a t good. honest boy." "Well, pa. you see. I coulilift ery well help it. The nian liuil me

the ear." ` 1

AN OLD man and woiiian were! rawing near the twenty-fifth,

tinlversary of their wedding-day. 3! ¥

"James," said Martha, “it he our;

w ddin next Tuesda Wei

iii ine pig! ii hats me gona oil i

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ncle; got another day's \'i1catio_n. '_ Uncle: "Oh! so I‘m being buried*

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ieiiclifi- of tho dciiiiiro little girl ago?" _ l ' ~,. _,___ iii he-r t-hiss nlter an "improving" --' _ ' _ ; . `

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