btudents Perform Satanic Rituals: Frosh Virgins Sacrificed to the “Beenie God From the Barn”

The 1989 Frosh Committee surprised everyone this year by re-enacting the hundred year old tradition of a Virgin Frosh Sac- rificing. The sacrificial event was going as planned until it was realized that there were no virgins in this year’s gaggle of Freshmen and women. However, the Frosh Committee unfailingly found a Born Again Virgin who once again wished to be sacri- ficed to the “Beenie God from the Barn”. The sacrifice was very in- teresting and informative to all,

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as their virgin wanted to use pa- per foil and not the traditional handcuffs.

Everyone wanted to watch and see the event unfold, but it was too much for some people who fainted once the sacrifice it- self started.

“Next year, we hope to make it an even bigger event,” com- mented one of the organizer, “We might do this by serving refresh- ments and drinks.”

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