a»

ive that they will soon feel in

but of health. As for myself,

have tried nearly every other kind ‘of remedy ave come to the conclusion w-tives" is

best. lafontalae touica — it

the same as “lh-ult-a-tives." ~ 25c. and

everywlterg, TOABTB lion's lu popular llevtres: .\luy they lievor slop ruuning for the want

uf legs. v

'l‘oast given at a Married Wouldn't Flub: "liny our lives be one uwoet song Wllh uur hubbloi supplying the howl."

The Ladies! Their smile klndles the only flame against which there in no insurance.

I

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uine fruit medicine made from fruit

juices. intensified and combined with 1

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o.

dul t" tan." If‘: $73.. uhrofltd her shoulders.

Pllllllll. so far as this sat-sad, he's a III

‘ 4. ‘m4 A vv

dock: war. nan at your

"l a‘, bagbkral" wpulaua amt nerars arawln

45kg; tdgethdr," ea aJ-polllflll- America pots all the drawing.

nth w-uvu. a ’. has 101w: salsa than 1.‘."i.g 1

‘at?

Pat. 1 ma‘ tom. n yell r-

thl W‘!- a m ‘WI other screw." - fury?’

prll not ynllty. sir. "i!" We 1'1""

again."

Did you atruugie still"! "'1' m“ aegueuce of temptation" asked prison chlvlllll-

. not be here now!" l done thf- be! I l could, mister. ‘it took serempolice men to got me to the station.’

An old kirk elder. 0i!

~..; ~ m, “plied, ‘Tye tell. a lee.’ --.\.-ll," she remarked. "that need hr.

sleepers all my life fbr nothing?" Tit-kn! Agentr-"l shouldn't prisedfl-Jaok-o‘ Lantern.

SIB KNEW HIM. the dhramo):

Brown (between-

beeu tchln

B0011 .

In the early days of the World WI!’

deep lu the heart or Atria. remit“! I mreleu from his chief! ‘Tar declared. Arrest all enemy all- enn in 1011f dlltH-ct."

three Belgians, four Spaniards, five Frenchmen, a couple of Swedel. ll! Austrian and -au American. Phase inform me with whom we are at wor vdthP-From Everybodyfil Magazine for March.

.__._. Tho tllshevelied stranger boundad into the suburban police-station and walked up to o desk behind which n. man in uniform was writing in a iedpor. "Are you in charge?" ho asked. "i am," responded the other, wlth~ out looking up, "und you'll be loo. unless you're very careful!" The stranger gasped. thou he threw out his i-hest, sud iu dramatic toues, exclaimed: “Sergeant. Pm lost!" "You are, are you?" laid the other. still writing in hi! ledger. "Well if you mo prove that anyone has missed you, we'll take up the cane."

The performing brown boar hud ea- rnped from the rnvnnqorio. and he ronmvd mgerly around the country- side in search of yvrey. Suddenly be espled n Iva-eel. msldrn standing beside r. tree. waiting for her sweetheart. Rlesthly rrraeplng up behind hor. the bear uelsed her in his tremendous paws and pressed her to him with u mighty hug. For five minutes he held her thus, and was just about to drop who! he thought was ber llfhleea body lo tho ground when he hrerd her mur- mer: ; "I don't think you are quite as wtrong as you used to be. Harry.” That night a miserable Mo: crept back into his cage. The modern girl had broken his spirit.

The vlmr was poyluy his annual "hristmnl visit to the vllllltfl" school. Every foeo shone with cleanliness, every collar stood stlfl with starch. nil aura wen strained to mtch every word the vicar uttered. Every hand was lu-hlug to the first raised in “epiy. l

The visit was coming to u: uusuc~ wssful close when the grmt malt ‘ask- -d: "Now. van any of you toll mo what a lake is?"

There was s long sfltneft nobody Mild answer the question. At last

"Nun's chance had esme. and his 1.; d shot up in the sir.

"Wt-ll. Willie," odd the may, ".t'“.f ll "l" -

A hole lu the kettle. if." VII tbs ~r--.»d answer. i

_._.._ , A u-od story was told mostly by ho r-wvnus Professor flayca or Okfbfd Clxlvmslty. i . . ': t-unrorned n certain undergraduate who ma ‘rather heavily tuto debt, uud Wul ln constant terror of Juno in wu- ssquenee. .

A principal eredltor was a. ‘tailor nnuuad Joy. and ooo morning the ou- lergraduate nwoka to Sod ma wor- thy trodesman asailsd in his bedtloom. He was rather taken aback. hit not lu "the laast houplulood. and he ~rl the Intruder with a lmile. iyllll rheerily:

“This is indeed n pleasant surprise. Borrow tnsy endure for a night, "at Joy cometh in the ‘morning! The creditor looked nt him hlankly for a -“'*' than his mes was fl- lumlusfed with a beaming smile. Ilappng his thigh ha cried ddlight-

rlil very good

"Why, thlfl vary I000. indeed. sir. And sow I'll ha; good day to you, air. and leave lt h! your couaidsratlonto ltitll my little hill 1s soon as you ma." - -u-_.a-

"moron" lulu not!

lbs. Plum-p had railed on Mrs. Plain, and they‘ were diet-oping what is. aflsr Isivastl, tit ahylorh- lug tnple in ‘the world. That-both also up choir mlad m: automa- In o problem. ~

"By the way,’ remarked Mrs. Plump havlnleorsolsted ker dl "‘ of fir; flmtrp, "what is your aaahanll

rally’ Ilfi’ fiel- lnas were much loo lslooaa for Iran- mlllllll lflllliry. ‘He's hat ‘vnn- MPIIII round telling everybody saw. mink lo lands to fla country "when m: hi: 32L} so l. " m" " ll " i! rm . lfltllfll um away.”-

"Ila isn't. 1b tell ‘the truth, llrl.

at, Chgp-‘l say, Ia that bl! Uh!“

Master: ~y9..-.-¢_.ma..; that 8119' lsrvut: “Shun. snrr. Ill! l‘ "l"

Judge: "What l. m mum o! ti! Foreman of Jllryl “W9 "Pd i" ""7 ugygd m; a; t» war-alto not to do it l! r2"

III! "Yrs, l did." replied the ronviet. "n. but you Ihwld ll" fought a 1mm harder. and you would

rv-achllll 3mm, flppQflIQd vary discousolate. and ' -i . ked hi what wan vvronl- h“ “ f? a. m ' "flow many women did you try to . marry before you got me?" she Inap- lmtheer ye. ‘Ye've telt a lie moi!

téalcnmun-“Ffl. yo“ "m" 7m‘ m‘ 1... you thluk I've been rldlna in

[IQ All f~

Therda a lady over there who hll you for ever so lolll; .wu m asking for an introduction

James: Bhs mn‘t—shds my WW-

m 0mm m cure: 0f I Brim! 9°"-

| . Little ClmoesnHPlWI ll ii"! IGII hi!‘ _ ‘j. ' ' litany: »Ifl; thieves are Inst as one as. _ ‘ pqllla."

"5 _ ,~, - flue. days," feudlli. ' "PIQ: ii" ‘@9913’ '

u. ‘ n;

r

1s taemr."

and flve last year. sveu." L 1, t .

~ The secretary of the hospital vrs

Md in sugar.

-' M gqjal, "but ‘I've. been Iweifll Milly. “I never counted 10m. u: tau. time." but ‘it wurely must have been twelve." (‘KIIIJE 0521711‘, Miss Hawkins: “I think there's a

. great deal la that; statement which

such a deer little thing!" Ilsa Haw klul. softly: Isms of mo, are you. Edward?"

fullness head?" "A good-‘hualneaa head!

s customer hat ll lull-gage." | lssnctelu: rjoundrell Po you hear dot?“ . ‘Cohenberg:

IIIL" a

house is on fire," aald the man. “What did you say is 0n 11ml’ “What's that7

the mall. “it's all l mu think o! at the moment."

lone, the sbceprun down the vale. I've seen the dogvvatch on the ship, the cowvllp in the dolr. I've seen the are foam at its mouth. thr- hornfly in air. l know the ulvrurka on the deck, nnd firm-w ll many a score.

ilampllght. on tho floor, I've seen a catfish in the Isa, aufl s

hstatand by the door. dlah, o

I've scene Jamroll in a matchbox on the shelf.

I've seen a wire fence by the road, haven't you yourself’!

Tboy ware discussing’ the which help a men w obtain mccees in the world, when one youog mau said: -"Ther~e'a nothing ltke force of char- acter. Now there's Booker. He‘: euro to make his way lu ths world. Be has a will of hi0 own. you know. “But Wilson has oomethiul better lu his favour,“ argued his friend. rwhat‘: that?" -'A of his uuiclq"

"What do you wont on this paper," aakad the flavored contributor, who was talking over a suggwm-d series of article! with the editor, “is n blah- op." r’! hep your pardon." sold the all- I07. "i mid van tvunlwi a bishop on the paper," offlrowl the contributor. "What ever for?" .

PWEIL" replied the 0154i’, Uidhllll up his hli. “from what Pve does or it. there are s number of’ statements which used confirmation!"

1A young rlerk was spending In evening in a man-y ‘ton full of-eomo- any. and lhellugssciin in the poa- sesaion of most money, made the Nb. linwlnd ‘otter: - "l will drop money Into u hot wit. llly lllln in the room. The ‘man who hnldl out longest to latte the lot and fr!“ the Cfiilplfly.’

mere preset:

11» cult dropped la a lan-ihttllng‘ ‘rrwaaary mics. The farmer‘ lulldwid with! atxpeom. ' _ ' ' "Go on." raid tbs clerk.

"l can't." nld the farmer: "so you tale the lot and twat the company,"

PAH FIOI PIIFILYI.

wva; don't ylm can me a donkey. and have done with it’! You've Muted at rt king enough," said the henpedih m husband. . 1 "it 't be quite true," hieek 737m.

"l suppose not. l haven't oars losg enough for that animal," ho retortml.

If!

ssreetically. »

“Oh. yea, you haw." the returned. Iwvetly. "You don't nfi lonlt-‘r “m”

“What do l need than?" "Two more legs and a hatter voice.’ ._u.....

A ILIGII.‘ RIIOI.

This morning at sight, I ts

, M! N. ' A budget or Iettert: 31nd lo. ‘As l sorted tam, out tl mold tell without rllouht lThera was one wllleh‘ brought ‘worry sud m: - load I. liellld and dtsed For that was feminine writing l I haw-

ww, ohm l. "nun-mu. There's the dlokaos to pay," 4a‘ hurriedly nae lbs tblnl

vma a glam meant to pierce. HIM my wit». looking time, May all this eonfutioni good

is. ‘t letter you've got ‘,4

rm. a female or not!

ll tnirlevs you've been flirting vrft l . -

Hans lr near t» no: r

I wllllleal with this the: _ ~ wll some tkla hattarzaryep bear!” .

.1

Robust-anagram“.- ~14». ‘noun-w ‘was: meowhos l, pergivefhsmabal

rslad: What you do!‘

I-l waraiburju-ladtismtr -

‘I WLQIIIIRAI-them, youdolorrw as yos ‘sun-on t do! ' . ' Aatab -

lie {ha abrwlyl-opeud bot"- “la deehlleie." ) y“...

- "new old are you?" Bobby: Elev- en." Jlit you vleti only the laat yhr.‘ trams grlgaa. Six this {year The! makes el-

rnxking a apoech. "Despite the largo amnuurdr money spent on attendance and drugs." he said, "the number of htll oases this year are really few,"

"to... have heen twelve," he au.

read that psopla lineman what they rfll" Mdmllur: “WEB. U‘ they do,, ' you must have cams venison. You are

"Xou are not making

"ls your sou growing up mlt u good My, dot boy could buy every stitch of clothes lot an‘ den sell Mm “ You vos a ltar an’ s.

f1 hear you already. an’ l rinks yos-vos talking to year-

Bmoke and flames bog-an tn issue from Lhc top windows of o house. A

" "Your house llonse 1m fire? 0h, ts that all?“ "Well; mid

I've seer. the ropewulk down the’

Tva seen ahuudsnoe on a plate, the

things

"'11! ‘an fig’ said oss of the far- _

<.--. .. “i. v f. . r (lit-gutted lfltuliir

v Washington '

fr." ‘lllhliit for

r 3083M.‘ who '- le-

-_ an a surveyor _ udoah. sahlugtnn.

who owned ELUQD acres. - Marcia... (Zustlo had ' only ' screiv"

Tana autumn. ma.

ileum- ., owoaonm- ".'F.|m!

Washington's llfr up to his 30th,yoa

and n most exacting mnn ln inrsinea

inn with the voteru.

that Washington

vt-ry great." , An to his rusrrlago, Mr. Woorlwnr srohla u direct statement of

Mia; Lorrainpwlaemanrsialalf, "star witness" for the state in the

Aimee McPherson can. She has testified that site was bribed to

produce a "idles X." who would Pose at having been the goggled who ‘ “ v ‘it 0.

The stats allege; that Mrs. MoPner aon was the woman in qutatlon and that her story of having been lfldit spped iajlctlon.

married for money and that ho rvu In lovn witirlllm. Finlly Fairfax. his drinking Mr. Woodward says:

‘i $0 ClrmOl-by4hd-3ll. -\t dinner ho customarily drunk pint of port."

--——<-o->-- THE PREBENT AGE 1N ESGLANII

famliy nlicitnr of the kepér.

‘—'-*— _ . (‘lieu of their word, sir,” was the reply. "1107 promised _ they shot to the hdpltal, and two heaters have beau admitted slrvody."

ii

Bride: "John, will you lore me A few days later the chief recieved msn ran nvor to it and mug the brll, n“ I ‘m um “d “In,” ‘Mfllhzlfuusrrusulcflzgg: seven German! finch “this?” d2: wklada. “mtg.” 3:3; Groom wmmnpwn: fiwd" mm’

it all! If I don't by then l uhvcr will.’

ampbu finimrz: sir, r admit m» lng a poor man, but I uru dotrrnnined to marry your daughter lu spltr of ber wraith. \ ‘ Father: 0h, well. ll‘ that's the mo» I'll jutt remove tho obstuolo.

Maud: Y-Vhy don't ynu accept old

insured in your favor? Marie: liecuuso if hr- was u good rlsk for tho lnour-anvo oompany he'd be o bud one for me.

There who n girl in our town and an was good to scan, sbe spent her days in bathing rig unfl got a roat of tan. And when the mot of tun up» on, with all her might and main alw rushed lnlo u beauty 5110p and took it off arllu.

"i once lluorv u runn who wan no ammonia-oi that ho mwd tn cover up hia lnkvrell betuven rarh dip to pre- vent-lnio by nvupurutlrm."

"l knew a mun who vtuppod his rlncks ovr-ry night to prevent the works wl-arlng while m-s-rybtidy was ask-co." . ' -

"l know a mun who u-us so mf-un that be uurc up reading the news- papers in the froo lihrury in order to nave his lDtwytarlt-s." v * TIIE '3IILK DITTY GO 0N‘ and ".\loo"-you darned old ‘W.

flwlsg your tall and make a row. Smear your hide all over with mud. Mess up tho flnor while you chew your end. We forget nud forglvr you all, by heck, . When the postmnn brings tho old milk cheek.

At a certain parish ohurch in Enl- laud there is an old lwllrlnger who arm par-norms his funrtions larly, thoeghuaatly in his .x.|.u.¢:$.l.

in his time ths old man has» lean many rhuuges take place in .the~ ehurt-h. and was therefore laitru at the suggestion made try rtho new Hear that. ln consideration o! his ‘great an, it was time that he put abide his work.

t-hurfully. "l was horn Mariam and In me time "I've. soul flvr vim-n M’ the purl-u dlI¢qf-.ud‘l would like to mnk it half a dunno be. fora I give up myself!"

-__.. BILLY BOY. Oh. when have you boon Billy boy,

"lWhat sort of people have lakhnl Was Younge: "What kind of a hus- the eatsta for the sensoui" asked the hand no you advise ms to get?" hind unmo-

ssnd all

Blank if he's offer-ed lo huvo his life‘

o vibrating voice. he was wounded in Ponnors" who allowed ihPtn tn wnrk

sixteen places!" Ltdy Russel looked for their host stew "Locket here. nlr\" said the old one lat h" “m. a

and bad lnldldu‘! know man had so many plures,’ land often. got work from n lunn who, she. said.

dinner about the psyvhology of prnpn- l‘? panda. r- ll

or," hn sold. "Every hunt-if and rump- "PIN". lflllw Juli MW

(Y. Y. ln the New Statesman.) hrs Afoxon: ‘from get n. llnRlP mun "'5 57°“! “M” m" b? ma“ “"1

uurl leave tho husbands alone."

Father-"lvhemfna your age, son I will kind to get dry bread to sat."

Bright Five-yvlr-old-Jflowre ruuch better off now that you are living with us, aren't you Daddy?"

it la oouoelvabie, ruh his eyes to flud things, not so bad no they ore. but an 308d as they are. Macaulay, if he ro- lurncd. would see in the general mn- dlllon of the people s new reason for believing in thr- luw of progrt-ns-n belief that has no often inc-on assailed nu smug. |lt would be interesting to lrrlug hook lo oflrth n grunt (‘onsvrw olive and n grout roformor of u hun- ilrod yours ago-nay the Duke of Wol- iuoton nnd Francis Place-rind t.» am- A m o» M» m» m way...- 1131i}?KK."I§S'I..‘Y3".LE“..Z§Q".313 ‘JII Mrlonced tho patrol hymptfllllt- Jlllmlmo. 1 film-y that of n..- lwn n fompmlhn‘ Mm“ “W”! l" M" (‘"51" lavonld lw‘ the Duke of Wt-llinglnn who “d h“ned Mm t“ "m" "P i)" ""53 was tho grrntrr pessimist. (‘r-rluinly “ha”. ‘the pun“: amp" hr vroulll flntl among tho romtt-rvu- Do" i boa?‘ m” 35mm" "h! "mwivr-iy-mindod of tho prom-m day flaunt "m" 3°“ “e l‘ m‘? 9453-" plenty of witnesses to support him lu his pessimism. - v lloun lngo, I nm auto, in more mm- fldonl thqt England has ltuui- hark» ‘wards lu rooont yours than in any So- t-lnllst of tho some standing.

"Of count-aw," asld the husband who llporlnllaod In manufacturing r-tcnses. "the truth is bound to ion’ out some time."

"YM." replied his wife, "l bellcvo it leaked out of you long ago."

When did tho robbery orcnr?" nak- rd the truss-examining: hnrrlnln-r.

f‘! think-Jbrgun the witness. "We don't rnro what you thlnk~ we wont to know what you know,’ ‘There are, it ilrtruv, pllitflimlsts of "h! u"? bllffhllfli »n more llhernl kind who holler-e that "Wail, I may us rvoll pvt out of the England has pone heckwnrnlo in this bur, ihon," tnlk without yv-r."

thlriklng. l'm not n lnw- tho Srrvlcc l-ltalo. In tho rim-lint- of faith, in sl-Xunl plurality, 0r in lilo."

i? nry lronius. lint it “nlllll ln- dilfl 0m: lnnthor who vonuldl-rn tlm mnrm-l mlt for nny libe-rnl-mlmiml mun to wove us the moat falllllunfable way of lluiut a Illflllfi" "f l""l""llll"l'fll‘.\' 1'1“:-

love. la- tbs fiargo maria lu two biographies at Kfaohlngtoo. “Jolt Ptlhllshed in New ._ yep written by Rupert uflioll olllteJa asorjm last Illlllqiitlr-l similar iconoelaat.

. T “U! Iolullea was written b! W‘. B. Woodward. author of “Buukf H declares. sad Woodward lh- , _ “that Washington's marriage

at" age or 2s with Marthe

Cnstis was founded on soood hualmoss

‘eoullllerationa. but that his love was

given “my... .\lr_s. Bally Fair-flax two

year his sulor. and w-ifeu! the friend who had given blur Ila tint charms is tho valley of the