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were bragging around to everyone who would listen

that their respective teams were going to CLEAN UP in the three—man basketball tournament last Thursday. Both went down to defeat in the first round. B0000! and double B000!

Now on to important stuff. Fresh Rustico Fish in the coffee shop. All the Pin- eaus and Doucettes running in for a little, I guess. Beats fresh Bunbury fish, or something like that,

(though you have to admit,‘

lots of people don't take not of important stuff like that.)Think what you'r missing. (Think what you're not missing.)

Margie Cain wins the award for the most original eat— ing habits of the month. I Her Kickapoo Joy Juice punc (made out of assorted goofy stuff found in the beverage containers in the cafeteria in portions kept so secret that she doesn’t even know them) has won her four free trips to the Paul Roderick

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Well...we'll start right out with the Boo of the week this week, So we don't get

School of Goose Cooking,

Duck Pressing, and Other 2 Culinary Peculiarities.

Yea, Margie! .

Hurray for Mike Hennessy for not coming after me with a stick after last week's column. (What's this funny taste in my coke? Aughh...(Poison, you fool).

Lots and lots of entries, and interest, in the Name the New Residence Contest. At the moment we have eight entries, for a week to allow some more to come in, before we. judge. One of the judges seems to favor "The Norbert J. Moran Memorial Residence? but we donlt know who keeps submitting it. (Hey, that handwriting looks familiar.. eh, Norbs?). Keep those cards and letters coming in. While we’re on the subject, there must be something to do about the names of A Block, B Block, C Block, etc. And how about A Park— ing Lot, B Parking Lot, and the rest of those blacktop

e jungles? (Junior Flanagan ' Field, perhaps?) No origin- ality around here at all. we have heard that Dal is starting a rowing team. What _ we need is a kite flying h team. we'd clean up all over the place. How many schools

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