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Editorial By Cranston Snord

Well we're. doing great now. The biggest faculty on campus, though no one sees more than three of the students together at one time, managed to put a page in "The Sun" two weeks in a row. However, the engineers took up three quarters of each page. As well, the engineers are making the Intramural column quite regularly without winning (or even playing) any games. Because of the infiltration of practically every society page on campus, the next Senate Committee meeting will see 'a proposal to change the name "The SUN" to the "Engineering Times". This won't happen, of course, if the rest of the"societies can think of anything in the next few weeks to write about themselves.

One final note — we were asked why we never pick on the Chem. students. Well, we've never seen a Chemistry major. Hell, I never even knew they existed!

Do you have Savoir Faire?

The second and final part of two part series which will test your ability to cope in the , real world. ' l '

1. You are at a-bus'iness,

lunch when you are suddenly overcome. with an uncontrollable I A desire to pick. your nose. Rembering'this is r' ' definitely a NO—No,’ you:

a) pretend to wave “ to someone across the room and with one" fluid" motion, bury your fore- finger in your nostril right up to the fourth joint. 1 . b) Get everyone drunk and organize a nose picking contest with a prize to the one who makes his nose bleed. first.

c) Drop your napkin on the floor and when you bend over to pick it up blow your nose on

your socks.

Evaluation: This is actually a trick question in that any choice indicates great calm knowledge of the situation. ‘A) 10 b) 10 c) 10 . _ ' r 2. You've just spent the evening with a supplier who invited you to an all night boiler- maker party. You get home in time to go to work. You stagger to the men'sroom and spend the next half hour vomiting. As you're washing up at the sink, the sales training director walks up, blows his cigar in your- face, and asks you to join him for drinks after work. - You: ’

a) Look him strainght in the eye and launch one last convulsive

' torrent of puke at the

front of his Pierre

,Carrdjn suit.

' b) Kick him right in the crotch, banking on the fact that he'll never recognize your green face.

c) Grasp his hand and pump it till he p's his pants.

EvaluatiOn: Answer "a' shows [you are not fully collected. Answer‘ 'b' entails a great risk and should be avoided. —Answer~ 'c' shows great peace of mind. a0 0 b) 5. C) 10. ‘ . > 3. You are at a' party with a customer and his wife, who looks I like the regional ‘m‘nner I up of the lassie look-"43; a-lik'e contest. Halfway through'dinner you feel a hand on your laph‘ If _ you are resourceful will: ‘ ‘ ' ‘ "

a) Accidentally

spill hot cof eein your r.-.~ :- lap. . 1-“: ’ --

b) Slip a note to, the waiter to have

' your customer paged and _

hope that the hand goes away when he does.

c) Excuse yourself for the men's room and make your escape.

Evaluation: In this situation, 'a' is tle most diplomatic

‘ choice but indicates

masochistic tendencies . g

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"B" is a stall for more information and may force you to choose

'a' or 'c' later. 'C' should be, saved as a last resort. a) 5 b) 10

c) 0.

4. You've just returned from a trip to Sackville, N.B. in January and tell your boss that nobody but whores and hockey players live there. He mentions that his wife

I is from Sackville. You:

a) ask what position she played.

b) Ask if she's still working the streets. '

c) Pretend you're suffering from amnesia and don't remember your own name.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Things you Ought to Know

Mistress - Something between a mister and a

. matress .,

Man — One who can crawl on his hands and knees and leave five tracks.”

Decoy — A pipe‘in ‘a‘ man's pants pocket. _ .

Fug, a new Detergent -

If Mr. Clean can't clean it and D12 doesn't do it, ' then Fug it. _ Rape — Assault withia friendly weapon. =

Sex Drive - A trip to a motel. " p r, Good Scout — A guy'who ‘ ~ ,1' knows the lay of’ the. land and will take yOu to her. -

On Friday sixth, the Engineers got their balls together

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the afternoon bowling . Danny MacDougall exhibted a talent with his own balls by bowling the highest score of 251. His prize was an 1\.p. and a weekend alone with the Sucide Sisters. " ~ Following the bowling, the Engineers hit the Firemen's Club for a card game and drinks. Rdnert Hughs won the prize for the poorest hands in 99. He was then allowed to buy himself five beer and drink them all in fifteen "minutes flat. After the social drinks, the Engineers stumbled onto the streets for a night on the - town. A rather quiet night though, for- only three deaths and thirteen multiple ' fractures were reported, our Editor—in—‘Chief ' i being one of them. \ Some- body. unfortunatele hit his face anthechief's hand, thus giving his . pen a rest for. a while. .The following _ Friday,. November, 13, saw another meeting of- Alcoholics Unanimous held this time at Phillip, Kerry, andkadney's. The a. success. However,. as afar3as wed... knCW. the house‘is still standing.

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