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You too can be a

TEENAGE ROCK BIMBO!!

in ten easy steps!

GERALDO

NEO-NALI LESBIAN PROSTITUTES FROM HELL WHO GET ABDUCTED BY ULF.0.’s AND FORCED ON NEW | MIRACLE STARVATION DIET, THAT'S TODAYS FOCUS ON

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1) Tease and bleach your hair.

2) Buy a make-up factory.

3) Wear lingerie on the outside of your clothes.

4) Pretend you can sing.

5) Butcher Sixties classics.

6) Stare seductively at cameras.

7) Pretend you are an airhead.

8) Dance like your feet are on fire.

9) Spread vicious rumors about yourself, then deny them.

10) Drug Use !!

HELLO

MY NAME 15

Carol places 432th in the costume contest,

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MY MOTHER FEELS MUCH SAFER NOW THAT WEVE - ICKEDOUT THOSE GAY TEACHERS...

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Mel bane he was really drunk when his mind started playing tricks on him.

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