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"I'he UPEI SUN, February 18, 1982, pages
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View from the Top is a bi-weekly publication of the UPEI Engineering Society which is‘ consistently sexist, prurient, in bad taste and sloppily produced, without visible concern for professional ' ' standards. Opinions published are not necessarily those of the Engineering Society nor of any other body, nor are they probably opinions at all.
The UPEI Engineering Society recently hosted the annual "Atlantic Engineering Hockey Tournament. We are proud to say that under the skilled.direction of chief organizer Bill Phillips, everything went smoothly, and a great time was had by all involved. rThe tournament consisted of a round-robin format followed by a championship
'gane of the two top
teams, UPEI (2-1) and Acadia (3-0) found themselves Opponents in this game, and when the smoke had cleared , Acadia somehow mad M3n 5-2 over
. our much imprOved gang of
ice wizards. Deug'thanks are extended to the visiting teams: Acadia, Dalhousie, and the Technical University of Nova Sootia - and to
Vince Mulligan for finding
the iCe time and EOr arranging the schedule for us. Our well oiled hockey machine will now ' be treating the intramural games as mere practice sessions in preparation for the tournament next year, to be hosted by Dalhousie. ‘ Thanks are also I extended to Terry Palmer for supplying $ so that our closing banquet '(beer and chili party) was a success. Prizes were awarded to the most valuable players on each team and the tournament trophy ( a super latex _ gold toilet) was presented to the ya hoos from Acadia. The appetite limiter "Anerican WErewolf in London" was shown during vriltime
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to ensure that four pots of chili Was enough to go around.
Friday night of the hockey weekend saw another great Engineers' Pub at the Barn. Many girls showed up to get a free drink and many guys showed up to get a free girl. we greatly appreciate the kindness of the girls who made the visiting teams feel so much at home, and we remind you to look, forward to another
Engineers' Pub before the.
term is out.
CIMN PUB SUCCESSFUL
As well that week super CIMN held its , first pub of the tEEHL Althoughmpreviously informed by the Engineering Society that they had a listening audience all of three
people strong, our gallant '
resident D.J.'s (dumb
-jerks)gmoceededto host a
pub backed by heavy advertising over the airways. And successll The entire listening audience showed up 4 yes, that's right folks, three people paid the grand/sum of one dollar:
-each to party with the
social elite of UPEI.
The St. John Ambulance was on hand to treat the wounded after the initial panic rush to get in at ‘ the door. Our ever _ friendly radio crew holds no grudges — they even allowed a security cop to buy a chance in the high stakes 50—50 draw, and lucky for him they did. Later in the evening he was the recipient of‘the huge windfall of $2.50. He was last seen headed
fOr Bermuda with a bulging wallet and an
"I love CIMN" sticker on his suitcase. But anyway — back to the pub, where after many hours (2) of intense drinking and dancing, the bar had to be shut down due to L a lack of tips. But ' everyone went home happy, to await with anticipation the return of those well printed posters announcing the approaeh of another
A-fantastic CIMN pub Oh
ENGINEERS
yes, there is a nomal to this brief news letter:
"hOSers who try to host ..,
FUbS Oh'a WEdnesday when the Engineers are having one Friday night might 'F' as well buy a six pack and drink it at home listening to scratchy. 'records and writing piss poor articles fer the SUN. Due to the enormous response we received about the photographers
experience, we decided‘to ’
give you a little insight about the rest of his family. Namely,his cousins the Jones twins.“ Ybu see, there were twin brothers named Jones. was the proud owner of a. rather delapidated oldf rowing boat. Strangely enough, the day the married brother's wife V
. died, the row boat sank.
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The single brother '
A few days later, a _.
kind old lady met the single brother, and thinking him to be the. bereaved man said,
"Oh, Mr. Jones, I am sorry to hear of your loss, you must feel terrible, I am sure."
"I'm not a bit sorry I u I was a rotten thing from the start, her bottom was all sewn up, she smelt of ~dried fish, and the first time I got into her she made water faster than anything I ever got into_ before. She had a big hole in front and eVery . thne I used her the hole kept getting bigger. I
,could handle her alright but if anybody else used
said Jones, "she.
swam ' -
.flowers,"
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’ what finished her:'
“ In
her, she wouldleak like a sieve. But this is four fellows from town came looking for a good time and they asked if they. could use her. well, I‘ warned thenlwhat she was like, but they didn't listen. The wanted to take a crack at her right away. /
"The result was that they all tried to get into her at once . \This was too much for her, and she cracked right up the middle."
On impulser the young man stopped at the flower shop and purchased a dozen roses for his girlfriend; When he
'presented them to her,
she immediately tore off all her clothes and ‘ leaped onto the couch. "This will be for the she announced, stretching languorously. . "Oh, come now, " he replied, "surely you have a vase somewhere in this aparunent."
Exerpts from "The Engineer's Dictionary" Glass — Chinese Marijuana Beer - Lifeblood. What engineers use instead
of milk on their cereal; the breakfast of champiOns Virgin - Whatcyou always want to have but can't find.
Engineer -.A most maligned and misunderstood student. A person who only wants ‘ the neceSsities of life such as a high salary job, a Porsche, and lOts of . sex although not necessarily
“ in that order. .
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