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Let me begin by informing everyone that my column of last week began with the word NEXT! The first half of that piece of journalistic amaze— ment was written by an inde— pendant band of repdrters with whom I have no communi— cation. Thank You.

' Some early leaders have emerged in "The Ugliest Man on Campus" contest. Gordon Pierce, well—known photogra— pher at large received the very first vote. Dave MacRae, intellectually stimulating but physically lacking edi— tor of this paper, horded some early votes from mem- bers of the Cadre staff. Gar Rankin got one very stern vote. Bob Palmer, orgeish freshman offensive tackle on the football team achieved a semblance of notoriety by being the first to receive a block of votes. And Dick Young received one vote, sub: mitted by his wife. Voting ends on Friday so keep those

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Word has it that some in—. fluential members of the Stu- dent Union have obtained a voodoo doll in the likeness of Mike Hennessey, station manager of CIMN. Mike, a somewhat repugnant but high- ly energetic fellow, is really quite entertaining when pissed. Judging by the way he's been ranting and raving (like a punch—drunk madman) around the station recently, apparently the Stu— dent Union elite have been inserting the pins and emas—

. culating the doll, most lik-

ely in the head region. In any case Mike has stated un- equivically that he will not kiss the proverbial ass of the Student Union. With an attitude like this he may

find himself up the proverb- ‘

ial creek. Give 'em hell. Have classes become more boring this year or is my imagination deceiving me? I . recall in particular a sav- agely boring place where the

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monotony was broken only by crude attempts to draw the instructor's likeness-or by the utterance of a natural bicbgical noise . Professors should realize that a normal person (students usually fall into this category) can not sit and listen to an in— sipid drone of useless facts for 50 minutes. Now, if cla- sses were only more relevant such as: Human Sexual Rela—‘ tions, Getting Rich Quick, Abnormal Sexual Desires, or' Obtaining the Big Three (Mo— ney—Booze—Sex); then one ’/ would see increased enthuSi- asm of both students‘and ins structors, plus a much bet— ter attendance record. This would be wonderful. The pure

essence of scholastic achiev— ement and thought. Future historians would look back

at the 1970's as the enligh— tenment period of higher learning. It could change ‘ the World. Hmmmm. I must sub— mit this to the Aims and Ob- jectives Committee.

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A few words about this year's edition of the Barm The food seems O.K. but tm flies breed like locusts.1 found a hair in my french fries the other day. Howev the milk shakes are excelL ent. One can be rather seL ective about the company 0 keeps when at the barn be- cause of the random cross section of people who fre— quent the place. Girls, bm beautiful and ugly, jocks and fags both intelligent and feeble (two Bernadine girls believe feeble—mindm men are in abundance this year). The Barn seems to a tract everyone and its a good place to rap. So go m er and give them the busine Also the Barn features many flavors of coffee; from bm to worse. But one thing yw

fee — it's always hot. And the beer has an easily rev ognizable consistency. Chow, .Kip