GUIDE FOR THE WEEK AHEAD

AQUARIUS (JAN 21-FEB 18)

Use your charismatic powers to your advan- tage. Remember to keep your sharp wit in check because it might slash at tender egos. A pal might feel the strain of life, so lenda waterproof shoulder to the weepy one. Keep your infinite knowledge in check, however. The whole world does not live according to your beliefs.

PISCES (FEB 19-MAR 20)

University angst ails those who await its arrival: Unfortunately, your imaginative powers create problems which do not exist in the real world. In simpler terms -- try to be happy, dammit. Enjoy this stressless state while you can.

ARIES (MAR 21-APR 20)

Has your independent streak dumped on you again? Why is it so hard to admit that you are hot invincible and that you (sometimes) have to depend on others for emotional support? Come on, lighten up. There is no divine law which Slates that you must solve everything on your °wn. Communication works -- try it sometime.

AURUS (APR 21-MAY 21) leld not to amorous temptation, unless you are bsolutely sure what youare getting into. Stress

EMINI (MAY 22-JUNE 21) ‘Tut your stuff, gemmi ol’ kid. This week is fect for crazy adventures. Discontinue any

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LEO (JUL 23-AUG 23)

You are Leo; hear you roar. Have you ever tried to converse quietly? How about listening in- stead of bellowing? Maybe others have some- thing interesting to contribute. You can at least refrain from yawning if you’re bored with their opinions, okay?

VIRGO (AUG 24-SEPT 23)

News flash -- Others do not exist solely to pay homage to your greatness. Refrain from exhib- iting your discriminating quirks and maybe others will appreciate your opinion more. I.e., don’t be so darn picky.

LIBRA (SEPT 24-OCT 23)

Don’t fall into an immaculate setup. Be wary of ill-advised counsel. Irony plays a key role in your adventures this week, so be wary of its presence. Don’t be overly cautious, however, because you might miss out on some prime adventures.

SCORPIO (OCT 24-NOV 22)

Get lots of beauty sleep this week -- you’1l need the extra energy in the forthcoming future. Ambition does not need to be exhibited as a daily ritual. Set realistic goals. It’s the only way to make your desired future a reality.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV 23-DEC 21)

Must you be so deceptive? Don’t you realize by now that this stratagem does not work? Clue in, babe. The only way to capture the interest of that significant other is through (gasp!) honest interaction. Give it a whirl -- you’ve already

tried everything else.

CAPRICORN (DEC 22-JAN 21)

Crash your immaculate exterior and let loose! Like the commercial says, life is short; get busy. Cut the cool facade and introduce people to your evil twin. Who knows, you might like life’s angle from your bad side.

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