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HOW DRY I AM to incre ‘ " ' i “- , _ ‘ _ and adtl .. i- 01.5 m. Gallagher, 9mm‘: om other» _ ' agile ' "‘ ' - ' Thy-ifs a

Suece‘ J :- ~‘ __ _ this town v.5 is 1e55,»; Froin the front doofto the street “mm > _. Yo’ get pushed rlgltféotff yourpeetl _ - I .. . - . x‘ - 5 » i,» stgitlllnyéotaocvllzlllti atvgvlfdl at. ,_ "Tum _ I _ .‘ t . ohrlilr. snemi, on Mk‘ Slogan five f8?! it. .__ Is it hantly Sydney b!» I'll-I“ 50w" thibiwtz: W '_‘_ V, _ l on Queen : HE ' ' ‘ \\'h_v l‘ve been tl1ere,_ many tiutesitlwarf in t i. -\ .1 - . Snri that's where ‘I spend nlyI ~-" tiimes t “WHY Ann you tilwayg down . PmwsevBros: lllr. Gallagher “we for breakfast?" tht- \'EI\DOR§, Mr. Shean “Because I sleep so 510ml»

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i "l KNOW a fellow who ate beef “l AM a man of few words." all his life and ‘grew as strong as _"Shake hands! I'm lllilfl'lefl,tan 03f‘

mo!" "'l‘hat's nothing. l know a man

iwho ate fish all his life and cotlldu‘t swim a stroke." -

4 ".lI.\l.\llE SMITH is awfully do Celtflll."

"ln whnt way?"

“Well sometimes he washes his

- face twice a week." »

"What is that to (lo with it?"

-“l\‘ell, the teacher thinks lie looks pale and sick, and lets him go hotne."

AMONG SOME miners there was formerly a curious old belief that. when having a bath, they must not W331] the back, as water weakened that part of the body.

“SEDENTARY WORK tends lessen the endurance."

"In other words, the more one sits the less one can stand." "Exactly; and il’ one lies a great

to

“l THINK it is so silly to throw kisses. Don't you '2" »“llather. I prefer to deliver the

goodsp deal. one's standing is lost com- pletely."

"I've HAD that parrot two years, l and it has never said a word." "KIND SIR. l 11m llﬂllllileﬁ-"n “\\'l1y don't you give it a starving, and my wife has left

chance ?" "l?! ' Worried Husband: "Then what

"WHY DO you paint the inside oi tt Qhicken-coop?"

“T6 keep the hens from picking the grain out of the wood."

have yoit to complain about?"

RETURNING FROM shopping, Mrs. Phastalker found her little daughter in tears, standing at the

“XIIY FATHER made his fortune front door. when he was a young man. Would “Why. Helen." she exclaimed,

"what's the trouble?" “Willie lit the oilstove and went out!" sobbed the little girl. “And didn't he tell you where he was going?"

“He didn't have time to tell me. ‘lie went through the roof."

"NOW, FREDDY, mind what l. ' say. l don't want you to go over in-i "l CAN'T 59¢!- flly £1931‘. What to the next garden to play with that itzood the border of fnr does round Atkinson boy; he's very rude." ‘the hem 0f YOIII‘ Shirt"

Freddy (heard n few moments "will it shows that l can afford afterwards calling over the wall): ,it." - ~ "I say- Atkinson, iua says I'm not} - to no in your garden because you're i "Jnumla GIVE "'9 “tree DPOOI-B rude: but you come into my garden till“ the ‘V0144 ls T00R63‘ —l ain't rude." ' Jilllmyi "We". you‘ any so. pa

‘says so, and ma says so." I

‘you like to knouthow he did lt?" "Not, particularly. But [should like to know if he still has it!"

THE CONDOR‘ can go forty days footllcss.

“i AM A self-made man, sir. began life as a farefoot boy." ‘ “Well, l wasn't born with shoes! on. either.”

GAMBLING ON rainfall is popular in lntlia. where paid watch- _ em keep n look-out for ruinclouds

A YOUTH was in search of a and Rive ivarning to “speculators" situation, so he went to the gas-ﬁt? make their bets. works. As he was proceeding down}

“AND WHAT did you think

the yard he was met by the fore-i _ ‘ of man. "What do you want?" lmiyrnice?" asked a neighbor. ‘Yﬂﬂ asked ‘ l "Venice? Venice?" murmured

"Work." Bnsweretl the youth. t-‘lfs- Greening. Then she turned

"What can you do?" he was next 1W her husband. “Did we go to nskctr ‘Venice. tleorge?" "Almost anything." . "Don't you remember that we

“\\-'ell," said the foreman, bentislﬂfllml 318W. but there was a on having a joke with the youthiflvbd nn- s0 We didn't leave thé "you seem to he a very smart 818N011." fellow. but could you wheel ai barrow of snmke?" i LITTLE JOHNNY was on n

“Yes. certainly." was the reply. wi-ilt to his aimi- She kent rather a “l could easily do that if you would 800d table. 11nd 10h!!!)'- 118611 £0 the m] i; rm- me first" iplnln home fare that his mother pvlsely provided for him, ate his

THE BEST enlerulds come front will of cake ttntl 1am. ~ Peru where the stone wa sonce re-i Jﬁhlllly.“ said his nunt, as the boy gaﬂlgd as ggtcrﬂL ifiuished the last crumb of his fifth

slice of cake. "have you had all that

"SO FRIEND Woodhead was on is 800d for you?" lop of lliont Blane?" "l don't know," answered

"Not at all." boy.

"But he said so." “Well. what do you think?" ask-

“True. Some months ago, when ed his aunt kindly. he returned from Switzerland, he! "Ain't any use thinking," watt said he had been at the foot of the non-committal answer. Mont Blane. Since then he .- has. "Well. you are a funny‘ gradually-lied hlnmall to the top." said his aunt. “When will know?"

“In half an hour."

“And how will you know?"

"Well. thatseasy. lf I ain't sick in half an hour I'll,he sorry l didn't take more, and lt l'm nick I'll be sorry l took-so much. That's the only way to tell that I know of."

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boy! t. YOU

"l MUST warn you. dearest." he said. "that after we are married you will very likely find me inclin- ed lo be arbitrary and dictatorial in my manner."

“No matter." lhoreplled cheer- fully. "l won't pay the slightest attention to what you any."

jiany a man noted for volulbility

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"An orphan. l hope." Bill.

"HE TOLD me I was so interest- ing and so beautiful."

Julia: "And you will trust your- self for life with a man who be~ gins deceiving you even at the beginning of his courtship!"

SOME INCUBATQRS for chick- ens used now are the same in principle as those of the Egyptians 4000 years ago.

“HAROLD, how is it never bring any good home front school?"

that you marks

of us that whelrmy turn comes

there are none left."

A TEACHER in a public school‘ became nervous over the restless- ness and noise which her pupils were making. and endeavored . to stop it by suggesting: "Now let's be quiet for just a moment. so luiet that we could hear a pin drop."

After a few minutes of peace ill

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. \ l“ the symptoms . .. ...'. i -\4l\-, with chronic Consli~ Sﬁalion and constant Ileudoclles. I llnd

pains low down in the bnck and sides of the body. A doctor advised me to have an operation.

Istnrtetl taking “Fruitui-tires" and this medicine has mm lately relieved ma of all my misery an sullering.

Iamfree o ain and headaches and the terrible gonstitmtion, and what: saved me_ ls the fruit mcdlcino,

" Fruit-a-tlves." Mrs lll. J. GOllSTJ.

"Fruit-a-tircs" are made from the juices of apples, oranges, ﬁgs nud - srunes and tonics -— and are absolutely free of culonit-l, scllnn and

rugs which irritulo tho bowels. "Fritit-n-lives" will il|ll'll\‘5 . Constipation and Biliottsness. 50o. a box, 6 for $2.60, trial slzo25¢ dealers or sent post paid on reboi pt of price. '

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the room an impatient youngster “WILL YOU take tea or coll in the rear of the room shouted, The Boarder: "Whichever "Well, let it tirop!" call it."

"JOHNNY, I want you to run- u . JAPANESE AS ll rule r [neggaga for me," "shunt" much ealier than Oct-itlentnls, "Johnny, is that the way to speak when n tea-house celebration to your rather?" going full blast and the cake ~ “if you please, I ehan't." are circulating freely.

‘A The a

fresh air. You breathe _dee ly_. ppnﬁed. The clrc atton

feel ﬁne.

is aroused.

or street car that walking lost arf.

Since we do not take exercise to keep_the liver bowels regular it resort to other moans.

The most Dr. Chase's

"What did you worry about?" "About getting wrinkles!" _ ‘

The nbliltyfftdﬁ ‘will do‘ hincii

- i» HAT ismore pleasantandiexhilnraté y- ingthana brisk walk in the crisp, .

he bloom comes to the cheeks and you

The vital organs are put in_ ﬁne condi- tion by walking and many ailments can be relieved mainly because the liver action

And yet we do not walk._ _ It m so much easier to ride mat; auto '

becomes necessary ~ to

pgpular family regulator is _ ldney-Liver Pills, for b use of this medicine once or twice a wee

l

Healthful

_ u_ can bosure of the healthful action liter, kidneys and bowels. _ Our. greatest dan er in this r80‘ sedentary habits is rom overeatm! neglecting to ay attention to the re ' ity of these e iminating organs. _ _ Most of our ills come from this 6° tion. For proof of this statement yo" ‘i only enquire at the. hoapttaltq where is alwa a a rush of 8ppendlt2ltlS_ and l and kidvney cases after the holdlal’ "" and ‘durin the winter months_ when. useso muc artiﬁual food and hy8_¢°9 up in houses from which fresh air ll r full excluded. _ . outwit! notice that whlle_ the W“ Dr. Chaae's;Kidney-Liver‘Ptlls has ~ - increased to B5 centl, thQ b0! ‘ma, .- tains 35 pills inateud c1125 as form . Likewise Dn ChlafllllvlrFood ll W. I box of so pillqlnltold doll-uh" so pills Bdmlmon, nmq a cMMd-i

Ti...‘ blood t.‘ is quickened.

is becoming a

the neeeallary active and the

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