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B! JIM BECKER
ZURICH (AP)-—-Way back in the dark days of air travel, when planes never flew on time. the long - suffering passengers didn't get the word.
They just sat there. in one dingy air terminal after another ——they all looked alike — and waited.
The women got wrinkled and the men grew beards. The chil- dren whlmpered.
In the Jet age things are dif- ferent.
N o w a d a y I passengers sit around one chromium and fluo-
wait. But now they always get the war They are told every 10 min-
deiayed another hour. and they are told the reason why: The trouble is they can't understand the word when they get it.
The airlines people speak a jargon that is comprehensible only to briefing officers in the Pentagon and inhabitants of the darker reaches of Madison Ave-
flue.
TYPICAL ANNOUNCEMENTS For eisample. here's a typicai
modern airline announcement.
to announce that flight 16205 to Podunk and Texarkana has been delayed. The reason is a mechanical on the aircraft."
' mechanical on the air- craft." indeed. Aside from the fact that it isn't English, what does it can?
Did the engine fall out? The tail drop off?
Or this announcement:
“Flight 278-3 for Addis Ababa and Azusa has been delayed. The reason is a service delay due to ramp congestion."
What's the matter? is the
utes that their plane will he tilt
"Pan-Eagle Airways regrets and
“mechanical" stuck in traffic.
Here's another. exactly as it emerged from the loudspeaker of a leading airline: . "Flight 102 to London has been delayed. The reason la ramp congestion and the ru- placement aircraft is a turn- around."
Now what . . . oh. skip it.
The Americans are the lead- ers in this largonaiization--ll the airlines can make up these awful words why can't I?--but the others are catching on fast
_Take this announcement from from the airport loudspeaker in Zurich:
"W9 |'0i;ret to announce a de- lay in the flight to Milan. due to operational reasons."
What could be clearer than at? And in three languages‘! PLAIN WORDS
Now it seems to be about time
that the airlines came right out and told us in plain words why we have been sitting around the it terminal for hours. | I'll submit these sample an- Enouncements. for openers: i "The midnight. {light to Salt Lake will not leave for about two more hours. The reason is that the plane is in such terrible shape that the pilot won't fly it. we are working on finding another pilot."
“We are afraid that we will have to cancel the 10 s.m. flight to Houston. The reason is that the airplane we were going to use seems to have disappeared somewhere between Boston and ‘Norfolk. Va. and we haven’t any idea where it. is. Better lucis next time."
Or:
"There will ‘be a slight delay on the noon flight to Aibuquei~ title. The reason is that the au- plane is on fire. The flight will leave as soon as we put it out."
‘Hie Guardian. Charlottetown. Tues. March 8. 1964. ‘l'w"‘°n crlflcal
Airline Jargon ls Bewilclering I
Of Moka rios —JDritish
W (AP) Labor Leader Harold Wilson said here “lnaiistenhl on the unilateral abrogation" of the treaty which guaranteed the independence of Cyprus trus-
ates efforts to restore peace on the island.
Speaking at an impromptu press conference on his arrival in Washington. Wilson directed his criticism at Archbishop Ma- karios. president of Cyprus.
Wilson. accompanied by his wife and son. came here from Montreal for three days of conferences with P re s i d e nt Johnson and other U.S. leaders.
En-lat has denounced U.S. plans to send the 7th Fleet cal Indian Ocean cruises as an ab‘ tempt “to jeopardize further’ ‘peace and security in this H--
H ‘ The Chinese leader. ltfl Ceylon for talks with Premier Mrs. stir- imavo Bandaranaike. told it la-i bor union rallv that U.S. "pup-g pets" from “Korea to Turkey are? falliniz one by one." .
Chou said the United States‘ “propped up puppets" in Latin- American countries. too. These also were fallinfl. he said. He said C h i n a supported Cuba "throughout."
Chou praised Ceylon's role in fighting imperialism and for progressive measures in taking over "capitalist" institutions such as insurance and petroleum siinnly,
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Chou Denounces U.S. Plans For 7th Fleet Cruise
OOLOMIBO Illeuieral — Chi- neae Communist Premier Chou
He said Uhina would help strengthen Ceylon‘! protru- sive measures.
FORMER TOTALS
in mo. Latin America had 91,000,000 people and the
U.5 7.0%’
and Canada a total of I1 000.
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By RONALD LEBEL
OTTAWA (OP) - Fitness. competition and history will combine this summer when boy scouts from across Canada and abroad take to the Northumbcr- land Strait in sailboats.
annual national sailing regatta sponsored by the Boy Scouts of Canada. scheduled for Charlottetown Aug. 9-15.
The reealta will take place almost 100 years to the day after a steam-sliip called Gov- ernment Stca-mer Queen Victo- ria tied iip in Charlottetown Harbor and made history.
It was on Sept. 1. 1864. that
bec ty. then the capital of the United Canadas. Aboard were Stir Jo Macdonaid. Sir
Georges - Etienne Cartier and many other Fathers of Confed- eration.
Historians report that Prince Edward island's provincial retary. W. H. Pope. “ u. er- ing all the dignity he could" was rowed out to the steamer to welcome the delegates to the Charlottetown conference that set the stage for Confederation three years later.
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About ll) "delegates" — four from each province and the rest from the United iitates. the West Indies and other countries ----are expected to compete in the 1964 regatta
it is among the long list of
the steamer arrived from Que--5" ‘ ' - Hundreds of scouts go into 21
Scout Regatta Recalls History
‘SIIITIITICT in
‘cc tennial of the Charlottetown tan Quebec Cit)’ conferences ;that led to union of the two jcanadas and the Maritimes.
, The scouts Will race in IR- foot-ion-g glass-fibre craft. ex- ichanging boa s after each
-special events planned for this P.E.l. t.o mark the
Ieizhi.-mile heat on Northumber-. ll African
lland Strait between the island ‘and New Brunswick.
I The defending champion crew lis Chris Cotton and Gerry Row-
~land of Hudson. is Montreal Ste-‘
lsuburb. who won the R. C.
venson Trophy last August at Pnintab Claire. another Montreal bur .
lsailimz every summer and re- igional eliminations are required Ito select provincial representa- tives. Sailing forms an integral
the scouts‘ new proirram I-stressing physical and psycho- llocicni fitness.
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You can't be sure of the win- ninii line of play every time you are declares-. but it is sure- ly best in the long run to follow
what is the indicated percentage play. Probabilities won't always work out. but. if you make the correct technical play all the time, you are bound to come out well eventually.
For example, suppose you're declarer at three noirump with the South hand and West leads the ten of clubs. ' i. play low «from dummy from force of habit. but. if you d id this. you'd wind up going down as a result of the play.
East would take the trick and return a c l u b, establishing West's long suit. When West lat- er got in with the queen of dia- monds. he would score his re- maining clubs to defeat t is in contract.
The proper play is to go up with the ace of clubs at trick one and take the diamond fines- se. This play offers by far the best chance of making the con- tract. it takes into account every
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Declarer can reason that he is in no danger of losing the con- tract if he finds the clubs divld ed 4-3. In such case, even if he loses the diamond finesse. he will not lose more than to u r tricks.
The case he fears most is the one where West had the K- 10-
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