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AN INTERESTING PATIENT,

A STORY OF CHARLES DICKENS.

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or " bas, n f the most I hanced to be travelling some years i A CARD. i { i ‘Pp is. Hel ag he said, “inarailroad carriage between ae rs ' ath! rudd Liver} | London. Besides myself there S my connection with the Wesleyan | i t me ie i Academy ceases at the expiration of | . ear ted in , vere tw ' rentieman occupying ACcae = a a : , ' ic the Vacation, I purpose taking pupils dar } id iTriac aha to De I ing the hours recently given them vit: | ' t h ot In fat once thata] from 9 a. m., till 2 p. m Arrangemen s { I i! I was o pied | ean be made so that hours can be given to | i ha ' r , | suit the convenience of all pupils. At the | t te ul p I i ath d ; } f, | : eee j end of every Quarter, pupils will perform | mn lr 1 “T m + } u 1 of ina " ty atte a | before parents and friends. Application | \ I the pr I 1 men t} acl t a versavion wa ! r- | must be made at once, as a limited number | i i ul | Il lered man ard a the three other persons in the} only can be taken. { 1 m ; | "}ear vith reference to myself ar nv | First Quarter will commence on Monday, ‘ iy if 118 . July 6. I 0 it na 3| books. One of the ladies were perusing ' : : | «cy i lished , TERMS WILL BE AS FOLLOWS: 1 Blea use,’ theu lately published, and us ‘ iis 3 For Quarter of 24 lessons, Instru- Ile ra i ter into h thigh: it ig | the clergyman had commen: ed a conversa | mental Music per half hour's } I rich en 1, | tion by asking what book they were reading duration, $5.00 “ | On being told the authors name and the litle | por Quarter of 24 lessons, Instru- \ i n re} l the tor lof the book, he xpressed himself greatly | mental Music, | hour’s dura- \ i be! \ r, | Fel Is! ld 4 | tion 10.00 } ' it » Sit ty | grieved that any lady in England siouk } ai . ‘ ‘ \ nile at the simplicity | 8! nee ssl ges e : "1 Leasons in-Vocai Music only 10.00 h itor, ‘we will ta that after a | Willing to take up the writings of so vile @/ Tostrumental Lessons of an hour's \ Fell me explicitly what is the mat-| character as Charles Dickens. Both the duration, with the first rudiments ter with your ehild.’ i ladies showed great surprise at the low esti- of thorough Bass and Transposi- ee oe tion &c., 5.00 | t { , n! nate the clergymar nu on an author] ,, . , | Mon r, the splinter has festered in his | mate yman put upon an author | Vocal and Iustrumental, half hour's | h. and he will let no « touch it: he | Whom they had been accustomed to read, | duration, 7.00 | is hea ull he rent! It , tosay the least, with a certain degree of | Lessons on the Organ, 20.00 | ‘ | Cabinet Organ and Melodeon 15.00 ye neces to fort slight opera- | pleasure. Ti were evidently much shock- | ©4? se ig : Wilk DE RReINaY tO PPS Se eee Ts oe | No Pupil will be taken for less than six but } lant and headstrong about | ed at what the man said of tie immoral ten-| jj onths. re 1 | 7 . | t deney of these books, which they seemnever{ Orders taken for the best Pianos and} ‘ Leavy vi { ! How Lis } bef to have suspected ; but when he at ee - the utmost satisfaction is |} 1 : | guaranteed. he tacked th uthor’s private character and = : S. ¥. EARLE we. ade aa Li. ‘Fo yea nly. But I am™afraid he] told menstrous stories of his immoralities in Ch'town, June 29, 1874. ee int you attempt to | every direction, the volume was shut up and 7 touchit, Y« ust administer choloroform.’ | consigned to the dark pockets ofa travelling~ Ht } : - ‘Not at Your child} bag. 1 listened in wonder and astonishment, im is 3) J 12 ia : — =) p ) uu Jt ba rnot! exercise of} behind the newspaper, to storiesof myself, temper irs old.’ which, if they had been true, would have | — " y ‘But he is larg His age consigned any man to a prison for life. After | QUEEN SQ ARE ‘No, no, | will go with you to see your | my fictitious biographer had occupied himself boy. Ity to adu aed eke iia dass “a7 TVRITDi ' tw ¥ $0 GUtinisrer Cn mM} for nearly an hour with the eloquent recital 4 | 5 2 Suon a Cas of my delinquencies and crimes, I very —— r ) iS you do not kn quietiy joined in the conversation, Of course W I ued the man importunately. | | began by modestly doubting some state | WARE 00 S { I pray, | beseech yon to take the chloros’| ments which I had just heard touching the | 1 ; ——_—— form the ne, in ease you should need] author of ‘Bleak Hous and other unim- t portant works ofa similar character. The} Our premises have been greatly enlarged lo dispel t anxietle s of the rervous | ma: stared at me, and evidently consider- and are now the nan, Doct Lemoine carried with him the]ed y ppearan n the conversational ! anasthet nd short arrived at | stage an intrusion and an impertinence LARGEST and BEST ARRANGED * t f the} Entering & | You n to speak,’ I said, * person: | ie ro vers IN THE CITY, k ilf stable, the oct bb aaa l with him? | ‘ — fering patien |} ‘He rather evaded the stion, but follow- | and equal to any in the Lower Provinces. ‘Thay him up-stairs, d where | ing up closely, | compelled him to say that | ———e : | , | y . r mh 1 1717 the } W tt ndisturbed by the he had been talking, notfrom hisownknow.| 4LL WORK W ARRANTED TO GIVE , ‘ a4 J | ERFECT SATISFACTION. performances, Ascend with me, pleasé ledge of the author in question, but he said PERFECT SATISFACT hey & hatt-iad half-stair- | he knew for a certainty that every statement | ) ng . | ; se, | 1 ol t. The d having | he had made was a true one. I then became I have 200,000 feet Seasoned Lumber under t ywman f wed, and sing \ : earnest in my incguiries of proofs. which nae me _— . ‘© | more earnest in my iquirl fproofs, which) cover, for manufacturing purposes. t ul it. The} hearrogantly des ud giving i : : . ; pei eA iE | T have 20,000 feet Gilt and Walnut Picture forme! 1 he 8 is at this} «The ladies sat by in silence, listening in- | | . : ‘rame ing, 80 different patterns t € ig of his id was | tently to what was going forward. An au- — Moulding, 80 different | ted wit 5 y the if } Cheap. saluted wit low wl from th hey had been accustomed to read for oe : : i f the ) ‘ : : Oval, Gothic and Square Picture Frames, in | er of t room. H imediately > raduced » the 4 i | , . . J | sement had been traduced for the first Gilt aud Waluut. j he ‘ ‘ ? 1 ’ | } a , i$ UN-/ {ime in their hearing, and they were wailing | ‘ ee - : ‘ is oe a o_o : een eas oe © | All the latest Styles of Rustic Frames Heavy ” © ot ar eee to learn what l had to say in refutation of Gilt, fer Oil Pictures, Cheap. ing vn } \ 4} oa |} j , \ a} | jas i | the clergvmen’s charges. I was taking up} ,, : : : ce . a hil 3 or Sie wes “P| English, German, and American Looking NV Ss \ i * harce ne \ : aml ie ‘ ‘

| his vile charges one by one, and stamping} Glasses and Mirror Plates.

cr ul } ¢ nteoan | ‘ Patni ve ver, rartionlar *h » | . : ; . Te | them as false in every particular, when the] 4 few Large Mantle Mirrors and Pier Glass- } } t mer pale l ’ . . } i . Fe OR AAR gene ee , ' man grew furious and asked me if I knew| es, Cheap. li] ced « s thing rut le 1 eto} , addressed 1 hing | u suage lO] pickens personally. chattel the a voice 1 a | I } tlv we ‘ ea re ’ > ) rep tl! ell: no man knows | SY “en ] ' i a t . ae ‘ I - 5 The d s not h ale. but | ‘a . | , al Sal Je, ut | nim Driter thaw Te and all your store | WW Andow Farnitare, &. a 9 2 Pr | from beginning to end, to t » ladies, are} Poles, Rings and Cornices, Rollers, Shades ‘ ! he { . Minds Taccele Cords. £c I t K- | unmitigated | | Blinds, Tassels, Cords, &c. hisne { ta rs ha Meo, , ’ = |} ‘The man became liv with rage, and ask- | \ | | ee led for n d i ay . a » Ei oS oe s Still showing his white teeth slow-|— .. 4 rate Upholstery Goods. Hair Seating, 7" } ju Ssh Hav il, Sail ¢ iv, and | i thai Llitud Which the } x} . | = bp } taking i#, I presented it to him without h ¢ » pu shciried Vasshane Gouna Bedding, &e. |v ing — | atory toa s} g ine ns | We vy ust tl} we the st; mit " s aa t! Jardin des Plant fle | ! =n ne ee eee sh | New patterns, in Damask, Repps. Terry, | London, so that Ll was spared a longer in- Plushes, Poplins, Brocatells, Fringes, : ' shinee teenies , “OS | terview withany (ruthful companion ; but if Gimps, Buttons, Tufts, dc., cheap. s | t} form | : 1 g is] t] form _ i cei aa ass n ; , ; , ; ee t 1 hundred years, 1 | not} Bedding—Feather, Hair and Flock Beds, . a vi ahaa ae - |forget the abject « yn into which the | Pillows and Balsters, constant- second hear | ‘ hes 1, and in a second af pegan | narrator of my crimes was instantly plung | ly on hand, cheap. t oT r the Neets of the “S rh "io. His fa “J as White as his carvat, | La still further Imin { fit, | | f. c Rain Ty; 7. or administration of it, | ang his lips refused to utter words. He| IRON BEDSTEABS 48D CRIBS, st ne powerless be-| ccomed like a wilted vegetable, and as if his | a ain in hen | ' a Great Vari i i 1 am ] n | i was then ive elane ah ae The ladies | a Great Vari ly, Cheap.

1 t! we t HM Cr Te- . : vera became aware of the situation at once, and A few of the celebrated Iron Bed CHAIRS, pry c ly Ag ‘ é , | bidding them «* good-day,” I stepped smiling- | it makes a Bed, an Easy Chair, and in-

Pen Sarre eer een ee eed 1 out of the carria Before Lcould | Y#lid Chair,and a Lounge ina few seconds, | Stepped Oulo 1e Carriage, erore Cc i . ¢ until they had descended the steps and stood | J 4 : : : ” sno very durable. No house should be with- E i ae get away from the station the man had mus- out one. ly im the 1 Delow i . " | _ tu ' : tered up strength sufficient to follow me, —_—- ‘mR ba the s wman, you nave ; . . ’ ‘ % u s( useaus anc ‘ j ved. by vour wonderful presence of mind, | 2%4 his apologies were so nauseous and| Quy stock is the Largest in the s ed, u Wonteri preselt ot na, ie + < : f, pate 3 craven, that I pitied hin ym my soul. I} ’ a s incalculable to me.|\— Y _ 7 City, and the very Cheapst left him with this cantion: “Before you ermit n to offer you my most grateful . * Pern ' . 1} make charges against any man again, about | —— thanks u your f And he! ., ; this | : whom you know nothng, and of whose} ‘ sryrver . handed h indred franz not ’ oe "| Strongest CHAIRS and BEDSTEADS. ee . wi you are so utterly ignorant, study to be | . 4 n ir D teur,’ replied ift Truth. and avoid Lying y | Most beautiful and durable Drawing Room, 1 al Pula, al) avo wyine as yoOt Oil ’ > : : the pl y the satisfactory f " ne | Dining Room and Chamber Furniture, in i 1 : ' wsdl debate est | suits. W \ : have ne sers 5 m on Ten fee ee = <= It is a pleasure to have customers come | v 1 simila I pray A baby show isto be held in Montreal} ang examine iv tain lin. . ae ‘nN t} Pvt as The Sp Government bas forbidden | 4 » nO, thatis NOt Wha t i i i. Fel oo . Se ee ra ' is ae t th pi from attacking its financial schema George Woods & co's. yeror William of Germany is to} sci iis oh ain | eevee visit Italy the present year, probably in the |} CELEBRATED e+ ” tutumn | Ey aD —His vas pal Germany will propose to the International | f A 8 i F T 0 a 6 A H § ils Congress, now silting in Brussels, the recog- A Post Mort <amination.—O ig aj} nition of the Spanish Republicans FOh SALE--CHEAP ai a | ‘ 4 lta ui . lead lette The Paris LeTemps states that England, | When in egg 1 ee 1 you turn | Germany and Italy, have agreed to establish j ya v ®y R Wsoy it round. a joint surveilliauce over the Spanish fron € l i 4 ‘ iW. A German caught cold by kissing a lady's | “ets: i i snowy brow. | Of the group of seventeen Ministers who Quesn Square, Mareh 10, 1873 ale a9 et ok the oat allegiance to Queen Victoriz . neruaen oa ‘That beats awl!’ cried a cobbler, a , | took th ith of al é ne te Q " n ictoria : Le oe 7 on her accession to the throne, thirty-seven 53 Jooked at a Shoe-making maciuina, | 2 ig en oe ste Pane , | years ago, but two lived to participate in the ; 2 rh Ban inf eich sue ny crusade—aA | 5, t anniversary celebration—-Lord Russ boy's head and a Snestoothe? comb. sel, now in his eighty-second year, and Earl THE Question sion.-—When a man | Grey, who is ten years younger. ant anant Ra ton: larvae op ton | ' oe aa ccna asl bio rge wo "seer adyina Porras wea at] LARGEST NEWSPAPER emai |a piece of wedding cake under her pillow, The most important needle~work ever done | and weat to bed with the happy beliefgthat PUBLISHED IN in the world is supposed to have been done} she would dream of seeing her future hus-

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1 aetiomhd 2 ES TNE FFT NTT ew MOET She does nothing but cry all day,’ says PAYING AN OLD DEBT. I OETRY . Biddy i : is io — : Baa—a a" says the lamt e r I , ] u w lo ' ind A 1, % £ y > . j | WW I - f we nb ON \ A | \\ I vy t l eS Ww 23 nd, a \ ib \ 1%, ‘Ny \ , \ W \' * v { { - il t rr ‘ 4 yenerar 1 gel N } ! { Wh nz wt 1 Tom bel ‘ a | fi Was t ‘ vi back in the I : W was repr nted as it s ‘ ’ t rving ali day, haking with laug B 1 r? tea " W but pres My ili Wi i PCA \ } ' bat k. W t f ed B y j i the shout fom ick ’ ‘ ght Th ry " Al t a 1 > met : j } e a 3 habit rl, ‘ at t ' j e beet +} i ha wt . I gt . 1 the { N a as if cons ft } a | I | 1 } i w t \ a put in aio cs i I s * I withallh Li \ r j ¢ to feel il j } \ rs \ {} eld i 1 ie we ¢ $s merely ta rent ‘ i ' - a } 1 ra | MAED, &8 aie ‘ o ff l ‘ us 1, an eat that moment to ex] ; } te ‘ y words, wl he brus! Her Is from his with hand, by a spa E ’ 4) Ar w \ ‘ ‘ N 1 his wis t pul the fl ns g t brother, that eht we ma S { and i \ am tl ight be er ' WwW ; art t st > ‘ : J . r y | sa gs oe 3 ae ooo, : wed we given On t The widow, conscious ol her enarm ? a —* - & "ee not let Tom, however lead the quietest ubied, and Ul ; ' 1797. Hi her} in the world. She liked, with the usual pro-| pared, and all the notes, due-! ind a < E | pensity of her sex, occasionally to vex the ints. which. in uding intere nounted e S cetian al ve nd assert her sway over $ - man she loved, and assert her y ; ; : ‘ ! bead ran lars. We ommitt ty te Is! low. He, in histu ay- thirly thousand , ee : t . —. ‘Tob ~ 1 n in t] In ys, I S} : ed off th y we 1 or ng | to tl i < 41 aving sel jof mirthful rec liat n Tom's part It was 8 r fat 2 Whenever the widow was angry, and thal et tis i t! He i ci wanted to br Ju that | was ing in m Jest ae acd | was to steal behin : : 4 h $28. he was made an Acad-| ly, putting his brother's office. walt ne 4 I ! S ty of | to pat her gent $ w m, when t ume a ds \ ! secree | cry ‘ Baa! vor ittie old man, wl La tim { Lov 1 s i. soon ter ho went to , . : 4 < As | ‘ t r sib and 1 Weathe i 1 tue V \ so who London, two \ es of ‘Irish Skete ** | ward of him for seventy He asked i " sken | Aflerwards came out ‘ Rory O'More,’ ‘ The | ny brother was not the ¢ My bri t \ ' I f| Happy Man,’ ‘The White Horse of the Pep- was ’ ' Lord g-| pers,’ and other tales. He also wrote songs, | patho, nteste ‘ an a ver ‘ nich e | } i s ass ¥ he | tod | wl h took the fancy of the people; such a i i i" S } ‘NM Carew,’ and ‘ Molly Bawn,’ ‘ I I ' ( { ] ve | : B 5 pre ved SI k,’ and‘ The May-dew gentl ' wae i. His* Mol Carew’ shews wwellh ! My | thi ' el _ ik t s. eine {| set wit to a lively tune — he heir t ek. 7 > _ s i* A ile : , 1 cE SWEET MOLLY CAREW aud pu dos ‘ _— I Leg i l gon g act This @ r! a Arrah! whats ull I } i ancien cing 1 s nD penal Mb yng i ‘ H rs rik W! ! I, as tx ; ‘ ‘ his ¢ slowly tw g his with ‘ 2 . S } a li this old ¢ ‘ y u 9 a “ in hat mM into y nea , ' 1 7 . ‘ re wren And “tis all about you e Sig , . A u 7 . ' My sweet Molly Carew phras i s tly wis i ! Wf i And, indeed, lis a sin anda shame, that t jd man’s name might be found on an \ 33 You ompleter than nature | the forgiv list Mi j was soon at # In every featu as : t} 1 1 And snow can’t compa: leis 1 ask im the u | tions v , To that forehead s his res t Phe « lL debt rt $ WwW) And I'd rather by fa was i d forty dolla It had } Ha l of it ey al ; lw t i ¢} Tha st star that s stidinme 6 . ee nie , | i to wil seven ght | i - I . ; | Th sis and by that lars. My! ventt s des} Lat | Fa tter of that | ex wo rg : t ' a \ e distant to me tha al same. it ; () we sthr “ ™ . a t ) lama : i ; able | n this w it 1 ma t My | re- } ‘ ¢ i . Arrah why uld I peak . a (of rf ead and e vers : , iw sé, it ver f 3 " 8 Paddy Blake, the scl master, ‘ ‘ ' ‘ i ih th ie hen \ " bi I ey ‘ To Br . lated tw £ it i * e i’ 4 a Sa > : is gt, : i a fie ai a . bs a "i An as y s } a t t S w- 4 i We ca ver t I b sy Sir 1a Is t As . : "| And It is tlh n t world. It r A ; a In iay | itlawe but I hav L & z a ’ *"Tw good, hitt | ro and my old woman and I hope we may hav I know tw Pati ry vith G I wishto do sow : : i Tis we ur] With 1 W i j ; ' man, | 1 like to pay it.’ And he la + ‘ B o & ag t I cn b m th reques : Fro = I can lak t | . h it f brot! \ ed Bid Och b I'm alone! old man ala I ha ; . mal n this world without you! i : : ? { v— y £ - ast s iterest s ~ sur 2 er i th ne ; a fo : ch = Sree oe y I t st t "4 rst dace : The del ght to have | 1 paid ga its ; rn i lance twice as high ce . : | : ina hief Pat McGhee put your | —_ y ¢ have a! 1 take share knew I'd KY, it iaml , dear with me! worry a con : : .| Though the piper I beat, My | die ‘ See All for fear the old cheat ee i shat ; part . oe Was not playing your favourite tur before him, and taking Dank s ‘ Matters ; 7 And then, when at Mass, t od t I tman’s Jadies set. the lam! iee ar . 9 rc : ets 6 - , s SEUSS, t ny il { £ 0 Co For of you Carew ; |, i j a 4 ss : ak aks ~ | For y Ist on purpose ™ vis . S G case ly one GN] 4 40, childs to destroy certain 1 Is i { t! " , . the re ‘i ' . . That I hat sweet and s of 30 = © Purty face get a peep ' oe os h ‘ the wea 7e ; J | thos X elit , \ A il 3 Take and lave off that bonnet, a W ed,—' B ) aw ' Or else I'll lay on it them t a . 3 p The loss of my wondering soul Ir am t the | n appea to ] «\ « eave B : I g l atu Och hone! weirashru: | stupified. aaa ted himse 0’ the road ls rr lied, Och h like an owl! and wiped the tear om his 1id— mt s isiy, that Day is night, daer, without you. From the time that I heard-of 4 fa 5 sid 4 s thought e » ' . io ._| Och hone! don’t pr me todo it | deatt 1 ha ked and aped, | | gan t 1, | For there’s girls by the scor land spared, to get the ney toget! f ght | That le vesme, and m re | the payment of the debt. About ten days ; ‘ And you'd look mighty quare, | : j a ‘ : e if one morning you'd meet 1} ago I made up the sum within twenty-live j f I D me My wedding a 1g dollars. s a In pride up th ‘My wife knew how much the payment of th you'd open your eye st oor t Faith you'd ' : sat iad this dobt lay on my Spirits, and advised me B ito 1 oo And drop dead with surprise, ; jks dl amin ahd bale alee ‘ i luy! I wish fo see “twas not yourself that came to it. Re er eee een ae tee ere ees o vie ; that asked And sure Katy Neale, | and get the heavy burden off my mind. I I i Durfy close With her cow, I'd go bail, | did so, and now what will my old woman i e t t rapt to B icy : i'd say, Katy Neale name the sav? I must go back to the Cape and tel! ! 6 ” . j j . } ] vr} r . i ' é And though she’s short and dark | her the good news. She'll perhaps repeat the ‘ Pp up. 7 vidow | AS old winter's day, | very words she used when she put her hand from tl whom | And you're fresh and fair asthe blossoms in| on my shoulder when we parted :-—' I have} 2 from the i1 Mae ; a ail j : - If you don’t |} never seen the righteous forsaken, nor his to ' r 1 J 70m» ed begging bread.’ ' shhont as Voe'l| I Before Easte *n Lent seed begging bread. po . i [ ver marry for spite Giving each of s a shake f th hand, Och hone! weirasthrue, and a blessing on our old father’s memory, nd if e VC J An i if I die for you ha went on his way rejoicing. - My sweet Molly Carew, , ei ‘ : Hi he My Ghost wilt behaunting you every night, After a short silence, taking his pencil and P i at Och hone! weirasthrue! making a cast ‘ There,’ said my brother, P iB Och hone! I'm SIORG | ‘ Your part of the amount would be so much. “ e I'mal a this world without you i g he e ' Contrive a plan to convey me your share of i ‘ var his ocecuns ) ar ecruit h zs : hit s : ick To vary hi yccupation, and recruit his the pleasure derived from this operation, . * “ strength, which had suffered from literary] 2.4 (he money is at your service ’ ahour Ot ade . i . ; > surpt abour, Lover made up an entertainment, Such is the simple tale which I have told ‘ % roprising varieties f frist r { fo ay ; y i 1 wa t | comprising varieties of Irish humour and hav-| 4. i, was told me. To add to tlre evident taking | ing entitled his performance ‘Trish Evenings, moral would be an insult to the reader. : " : ih "| travelled about the country, and gave public Ses : Tom , | recreatic 2 W ery rcessfu his ok , . { UG recreations. He was very successfulin this} wWoeaith A man’s wealth depends more H ' Mrs | ava sid Te } effort. on his wife than his income. Some women \ 1, poor thing Finding how much the English people ap-| will cause their husbands to become rich on G B y to : , five hundred pounds a year; others can preciated his art in giving an evening’s en. : : eos o = at i Pf . 1 7 tify } scarcely keep out of debt on five thousand. i , Tom who. | tertainment, he resolved to gratify his own : i fom who | ; : . Content. — A man must invest himself ~ +? ‘ S oar. ate for ave , ir rovi Yo ° nn E for U pury ar-| taste for travelling, in providing @ new eN-| near at hand and in common things, and be | j by, tha i t- | tertainmeat. He went to the United States, ] content with a steady and moderate return, tio ; AW ik wal in- ani spent several m mths there. On his res if he would know the blessedness of a cheer- welcom ; “ . ful heart, and the sweetness of a walk over . +} , u i 848, he gave his ‘Transatlantic Ee- . rae , i een ee ro} i , ‘at his ye | turn, in 1848, he ga an intic the round earth. of tertainment,’ which was also well received 7" I j \ t rt ’ ' ' , ugh sometimes small evils, liké ris- ve . (ood morning His literary labours for the amusement of : ee . “sett vils, like invis ‘An y unhealthy.’ ‘pat ae ible insects inflict pain, and a single hair i Db G { “0, yesterday,’ | Se people were so highly prized, that i may stop a vast machine, yet the chief secret 4 ssid 2 | rot afra:t of | Majesty's Government conferred on him a/| of comfort lies in not suffering trifles to stop t , Is ar pension, which, added to the somewhat ire a one, = in pregently cultivating an nary a le : ) : undergrowth of sma easures, since we preys ' i regular and uncertain gains of literature, en- — — aten § - } ‘eee Just rt the G of Far » pre- : find great ones, alas! are let on long leases : ‘ ‘i af . | abled him to spend his latter years in come ; : id ! al rms, ‘i a ro sire oas e Cl spic s oat it ‘ fhe | fort. Me died on the 6th July, 1868, If you des ir to boast, to be c¢ - picuous, F , ’ + | to monopclize attention, to hurt the feelings Ph rfy | a. of innocent people, and to sow dissensic as » near ige.| Why isa bubbie like a bruise? Because} 0 2BOCeR* People, ¢ : ton © alt . : Da between friends, you cannot make a lady or wit vA ' mb | it comes from a*blow ; Sah tes = : a p ; ra | gentleman of yourself by any number of airs ; t anata Sa i of | A tobacconist, with commendable frauds | and graces. Butif you are kind and good, i aunt sorties ene, ‘redek ane ks lvertizes, ‘ I shall continueto keep on} and wish people well, and prefer to say making il i ra market cart, reds tad cigar P . . o , q cee a while the twilow [one meerted cigars Of my Own maputecs | plcssant things when you can, you will be ur t a , ® Willie ie , u “e . ° o herseif into t ones ture. polite without trying to be, and only silly . ree rse MO Lhe Cort r i ° <n mi al » ” sas a cee a nberrassment A French paper points out how the pas-| people will criticise any form of hearty wel. un fee Lie rucreasing er rassine : . « < iB 1} icaivn toh f still would | 208 for gambling is shown in this country, | come, any effort to make them comfortable ui mady an uer aesire tO be Ci, § * ile. - talk ind - th s love of minchiet “| it being necessary even in wedding notices| that may occur to you, arr igr py Py sion | to state that there were ‘ no cards.’ ei ‘] beg your pardon,’ he continued, ‘ just | 0 stste t 7 “ Hints about Beauty.—There is nothing one moment more—! wanted to ask, was it} [neredible—A beliman of a seaport not) more unfavorable to female beauty than late not apoplexy, for | heard an odd repert about | One hundred miles from Whitby, in announc-)| hours. Women who spend most of the day his death ? ing a teetotal meeting to be held in the Tem-} in bed, and the night at work or dissipation, Ob says Biddy, ‘ apoplexy—good | perance Hall at that place, said that the} have always a pale, faded complexion, and bye ! meeting would be addressed by six females | dark-rimmed, wearied eyes. Too much sleep ‘ Did he speak at all? asked Tom. who had never spoken before, | is almost as hurtfu! as too little, and is sure ‘Baa ? says the lamb | A pensive young man in Wisconsin, while | to bloat the person with a pallid and uns Tom cocked his ears. Biddy grew redder, | singing ‘Come, love, come,’ beneath his | wholesome fat. A gross and excessive in- andthe wihlew crammed her handkerchief | Dulecinea’s window the other night, had love,} dulgence in eating and drinking is fatal to int: Ler mouth, to endeavourdo smother her | music, wind, and every thing else knocked | the female charms. Regularity of time in laughter out of him by a something in a long white | the daily repast and scientific looking are the ‘1 hope poor Mrs. Flanagan bears it well?, | garment that fell out of a chamber window. | best means of securing not only good health ce % : 2 : es * . says Tom. {t proved to be nobody but his girl, who, in } but good looks. Tie appetite should never . og! sa' ale ‘ a . gh , ie c y i i j Poor thing, says Biddy, ‘she’s inconsols | her anxiety to know who was serenading| be wasted during the intervals between

abe.’

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Biddy spoke Jouder and faster, the widow kicked with Jaugling, and Tom then suspect- ed whence the sound proceeded,

der, leaned

too far over the window-sill, hence the result. He says when he sings ‘Come, love, come,’ again, he will keep away from under the window, as his system

' cannot stand many such shocks,

meals on pastry. confectionety, or any other tickler of the appetite, which gratilies the taste, but does not support the system. Ex. ercise is, of course, essential to female beauty.

by the mariner’s compass. A Chicago lz of the husband.

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A California poet has bought a mule, and ier poet chronicles it as a remarkable

of selfsposse ssion

A Texas man recently declined \o receive a telegraphic despatch from a yellow fever local st he might catch the disease,

The difference between a toper and a cow

is in favor of the latter. Two horns last her a lifetime, while the toper needs more than that every day. may be found throned in the mother’s lap at home, or done up in a little bundle of white flannel. A nation’s hope, before now, has been found in a basket of bulrusirs. Query.—What kind of cattle do they have in the North? A man there advertizes that

he ‘wants a woman to wash, iron, and milk one or two cows.’ A house full of children {composes as |

powerful a group of motives as ever moved a heart or hand, and the secret of many a struggle and triumph in the world’s battle

At a spirit meeting, the other night, a gentleman requested the medium to ask what amusements were most popular in the spirit world, The reply was, ‘ Reading obituary notices.’

‘So the doctor is practising out West, is he?’ said an old lady. ‘ Well, I declare to goodness, I’m glad of it, for I always thought he needed practice!’

Ancient manuscripts were writlen without accents, stops, or separation between the words; nor was it until after the ninth century that copyists began to leave spaces between the words.

An impressive warning against atlemptiug to do unusual feats without practice, is given by an Indiana paper in the case of a citis zen who was drowned in the canal while trying to wash himself.

An Irish post boy having driven a gentle- man a jong stage during torrents of rain, the gentleman civilly said to him, ‘ Paddy, are younot very wet?’ ‘Arrah, I don’t care about being very wet, but, plaze, your honor, I’m very dry.’

A lady who allows her serving maids to receive the visits of male cousins, one even- ing recently heard Patrick say to Biddy, ‘ Yer darsn’t goup an’ git me one iv his cis gars now, yer clarsn’t.’ The ‘ his’ referred to the lord of the household, and now Biddy receives callers at some other establish- ment.

The observation of a married man have led to the conclusion that money put into mirrors is a good investment, as it affords a marvellous amount of comfort and gratifica— tion to a woman. He says bis wife thinks as much of consulting her glass when she ties on her apron as when she ties on her bonnet, and while he goes to the door at once when there is a rap, she exclaims— + Mercy, Joseph, who is that?’ and dashes for the looking-glass.

band. Thatcvening, however, she had eaten two plates of ice cream, about a pint of strawberries, several sweet cakes, and two large pickles, and she now says she would rather remain single all her life than marry the man she saw in her dream. Consumption, Scrofula, enlargement to the Glands of the Neck, Eruption of the Skin, Spinal Disease, Torpid Liver with constipa- tion and head aches, Irritation of the Kidneys and Bladders, Nervous Prostration and General Debility all depends upon depraved nutrition and impoverished blood arising from indigestion. Dr. Wheeler’s Compound Elixir of Phosphates and Calisaya immediate- ly reaches the prima. y cause of the diseases, Dyspepsia, and enables the stomach to coms pletely digest and assimilate a suflicent quan- ily of nourishment to buildup the tissues.

This isto certify, that in May last, I was sorely troubled with what the doctors pro- nounce pleurisy, and other complaints. After applying to several eminent physicians, and

| obtaining no relief, I was, by the advice of

of friends, who had used Gates’ medicines, induced to make a trial of the same. After using two bottles of itl am happy to say that consider myself entirely free from the de- sease which the doctors pronounced incurable and safely recommend it to all those suffer- ing with the same complaint. Miss Assy Conoon The above sworn to before me, at Liver- pool, Queen’s County, this 18th day of Ocs tober, 1871 a

N. Sexien, J. P.