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23 March 1999

The Cadre *

FOR A FEW LAUGHS...

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/Woman 2: Oh! You gota haircut! That's | | SO Cuuuuute! _Woman 1: Do you think so? | wasn't sure | 'when she gave me the mirror. | mean, ) | you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

‘Woman 2: Oh no, it’s perfect! I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but | think my face tS too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this style, | think

Woman 1: Are you serious? | think your face is adorable. And you could easily get | one of those layer cuts - that would look | So cute on you. | was actually going to do that except that | was afraid it would ace | _cent my long neck.

Woman 2: Oh, now *that’s* funny! | would |

‘love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four | have for a shoulder line.

Woman 1: Are you kidding? | know irks |

ve would — to ence ae rs. verything drapes so well on you. | mean,

look at my arms - see how short the are?

If | had your shoulders | could get

to fit me so much easier.

Woman 2: Do you think so? Oh, you're

just saying that!

Woman 1: No! Really, | mean it... Men's Version:

Man 2: Haircut?

Man 1: Ummhmm.

“WHAT A WASTE IT IS TO LOSE ONE'S MIND. OR NOT TO HAVE A MIND IS BEING VERY WASTEFUL. How rave raat is.”

~ Former U.S. Vice-Presipent DAN QUAYLE AT A FUNDRAISING EVENT FOR THE UNITED Necro Couiiece Funp. He was ATTEMPTING TO QUOTE THE LINE “A MIND IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE”

“Wuenever I warcn TV AND SEE THOSE POOR STARVING KIDS ALL OVER THE WORLD, I CAN’T wep aut cry. I M&AN I'D LOVE TO BE SKINNY LIKE THAT BUT NOT WITH ALL THOSE FLIES AND

Marian Carey

“HALF THIS GAME IS NINETY PERCENT MENTAL.”

——~ PHILADELPHIA PHILures MANAGER DANNY OZARK

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