Chocolate Pudding From Cafeteria Leaps up and Tries to Suffocate

Unsuspecting Eater

Cafeteria staff, were baffled by the prescence of an unknown be- ing in a mass of chocolate pud- ding. The being was not discov- ered until it attacked and maimed thirteen unsuspecting customers. When asked for comment, the customers involved stated, “The pudding doesn’t have the fight it used to.”

For a return comment, the manager replied, “I have no idea what it was, but I assure you that it won’t happen again.” The

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incident were said to be extreme. The creature was to face 300 Freshman who had run out of debit cards due to high prices. As can be seen in the picture, the creature did not last long.

It was later found that the creature was nothing more than a bowl of green jello that had sat on, the cafeteria shelf since 1926. The jello had undergone mitosis and doubled in size since 1930. It ended up weighing 55 Ibs and had three arms.

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