1) Do you refuse to to send your child to UPEI because:

a- you are not impressed with the quality of instruction (1)

b - poor status in the recent MacLeans rating (2)

c- your child don’t need none of that fancy educatin’ (5)

d - of the evil smut printed in the student newspaper (15)

2) Which of the following movies should receive the best picture of the year award: i

a- Dangerous Minds (1)

b- Waterworld (3)

c - Ace Ventura 2 (5)

d - Showgirls (10)

3) What is the purpose of the Gazebo?

a- the campus’ only smoking area (1)

b- anew and interesting way to waste university funds (3)

c- the new location for the theatre society productions (8)

d- the new student union building

(10)

4) Do you think the Panther Prints is the name of:

a- the evil smut that is called the student newspaper (2)

b- our new vice-president (5)

c- the theatre society’s spring production (7)

d- the co-ed naked volleyball team

(10)

5) Do you think Dr. Pepper

a-acarbonated beverage (1) b- someone who works at the heath cenre (3)

c - arap star (7)

d- part of the title of an old Beetles album. (10)

6) Which of the following are in the duties of the vice-president?

a- to sharpen Dr. Epperly’s pencils (1)

b - dress as the Panther Mascot and greet visitors to campus (3)

" C-act as executioner for students

caught cheating on exams (7)

d- solve the Caramilk Secret (tm)

(10)

7?) Where do you think you should pick up your yearbook?

a- the yearbook Office (1)

b - the vice-presidents office (3)

c - the Pit (7)

d - the Panther Prints office (10)

8) Are you actually adding up your score as you read this quiz?

a-no, because everything printed in the newspaper is evil smut.(1)

b- no, I am illiterate (5)

c- ofcourse! (10)

9) Did you think the Corrup- tion Quiz was:

a- harmless fun (1)

b - not a big deal (3)

c- ahelpful aid in improving your - sexual life. (8) ag

d- dirty, filthy, evil, smut. (10

10) What do you think CIMN

a- a place that holds really cool pubs (1)

‘b-a great place to steal CDs (3)

c-ahandy local bordello (7)

d - an organized radio station (10)

11) Where is the best place for visitors to park:

a- in the K-Mart parking lot (1)

b - at the Mount (3)

c- ina brightly painted pretty blue

(8)

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d - in the visitors parking lot (10)

12) Thegoal of pre-registra- tion is: a- to eliminate line-ups in September

(1) b - to replace Frosh hazing rituals (3) c - to attempt to break the record for worlds - longest conga line (7) d - to see just how gullible students really are. (10)

13) a- is a great way to meet new people

b - is the fast-track to being popular (3) c- looks great on your resume (7) d-isa deeply fulfilling extracurricu- lar activity (10) 14) What is the carpet in the library for: a-to absorb sound (1) ~ b-acomfy place to take anap (3) — c - to herd cattle toward the exit (7) d- when viewed from above, itis a secret treasure map (10)

15) Whowas the Young Canada Games Centre named after?

a- Mr. Young (1)

b- Neil Young (3)

c- The Young Canada Games (8)

d- Young Elvis (10) :

16) |Whodoyou call to com- plain about newspaper content?

a- the newspaper (1)

b - the student union (3)

c- Dr. Epperly’s office (8)

d- Jo-Jo’s Pychic Hotline (10)

s 17) Marriott Foodisbest -

described as:

a- Almost as good as yesterday’s Kraft Dinner (1)

b-A good substitute for Spam (3) _

c - Almost as good as today’s Extra Creamy Kraft Dinner (7)

d- Gourmet Cuisine (10)

- 18) The AVC stands for:

Volunteering for the paper:

- to test

a- Atlantic Vet College (1) b - Audio Visual Club (3) c- Acrobatic Vermin Collection (8) d- Anti-social Vigilante Coalition

(10) Ss 19) The Barnis: a- where ourstudent union offices are (1)

b - the place to be if you are in grade 8 (3)

c- where the vet college stores all the animals (7) : d-Old MacDonald’s summer home

(10) 20) This stupidity quiz was meant

a- your stupidity (1)

b- your attention span (3)

c- how corrupt the paper staff is (7)

d- how seriously you take quizes on the back of the paper. (15)

COMPLAINTS CAN BE DI-

- RECTED TOTHE PANTHER

PRINTS OFFICE by phone (566-0629) or email newspaper@upei.ca