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First water bottles must be filled with water. The hundreds and hundreds of bottles were No new student wants to drink water that is

Yet upon the realization that the new students put in cardboard boxes and loaded onto a trol- as warm as hot piss. But upon arrival at the will be needing dehydration near the ocean, ley. Soon the trolley became jammed between food waste fridge the trolley wouldn't fit. To

the decision is unanimous that beer is a better two doors. Through much discussion and brain- over come this situation the help of many decision. Beer wasn't actually put in the bot- storming the men were able to overcome this more men was needed. Soon a plan was tles. It went directly into the leaders’ bellies. major obstacle and continue down the hall. hatched on how to pick up chicks.

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How to Move Water Bottles:

Demonstration by Men by Thomas LLOYD

Water is heavy, but cardboard is light. Soa Who could have foreseen this? Look at all the

bunch of strong men can easily pick up the spilled water bottles all over the floor. Men damp cardboard boxes. And then put them on start backing away and start looking for a piece of wood. These men are clearly too women. All the females recognize what is

engrossed in their work to think of future going on and keep a safe distance. The men events. Soon it will be "Time for Tim's” 2 ‘ are left to their own devises to clean up.

“This is the kind of monotonous, repetitive After a few hours of moving two boxes the ' work that makes me look forward to NSO men deserve a cold drink. each and every year.” -Donny Killorn “I'll race you to see who can get more water bottles in a crate. That's cheating! Your top

layer is disqualified!" -Jerremy Beck

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