oo en gn Racy Viteratare, “ Saran,” ola a young man, the othe t day, “ why don't you wear car-rings *” * Because 1 haven't had my cars pierced.” *T will bore them for you” * Thank you, you have done that often enongh.” Why is a choleric man like a handsaw?} —+Because directly he gets hot he loses) his temper, | Docxs,—! Tne Rear Coumuncian Discounts. Snooks says the reason he docs an wet married is, that his house is not | large enouzh to contain the consequences The lady wearing the largest water- fall is considered the Niagara of fashions. He who is atigar in his own family) jp an Kinds. is generally a sheep in society. Usrrvun.—aA lady tramped ona dog's tail, at Omah, the ose day, and the animal bit her leg. he blood did not flow, however; only saw-dust flew. Ile did not go deep enough for blood. ‘This is the most usefull purpose we have ever heard ofa false calf serving. ‘The love that kills—pulmonary affec- tion. Mrs. Partington said she did not marry her second husband because she loved the male sex, but just because he was} the size of her first protector, and could wear out his old cloths, Elder Knapp, speaking of long prayers, once said: ** When Peter was endea- youring to walk upon the water t> meet his Master, and was about sinking, had his supplication been as long as the introduction to one of our modern prayers, before he got through he would have been filty feet under water,” “T wish you would pay a little attention to what I am saying, Sir,” roared an irate lawyer to an exasperating witness, ‘Well Tam paying as litle asl can,” was the calm reply. **Isac, my son, let the Good Book be} a limp unto thy path. ’** Mother,” replied the thoughtful Isac, ‘* I should think that was making light of sucred things.” ‘*Is that clock right over there ?” ed a visitor the other day. ‘* Right over there,’ said the boy; ‘\’tain’t nowhere else.” “Why isa kiss like a rumor?—Be- cause it gocs from mouth to mouth. When the day * breaks ” what becomes of the fragments ? French statistics show that just ten fools drown themselves in the Seine every month, Trovubny.—Never trouble till trouble troubles you: for trouble rarely troubles people who never troubles themselyes about troubles. We hear a great deal about Great Britain’s poor laws; but we fear there are a great many laws quite as poor in our own country. Sum people loze twice when they bet; they bet withoutcnny pluck and loge without enny pluck. “Now, then, fast boy in ‘rithmetic, how many white beans air there in ten black ones?” ** Ten, Sir, ef you skin 7em,” was the reply. Not much difference between the very rich and the very poor after all. ‘The former live in fear of starvation, and the latter in dread of the gout. A Yankee preacher discoursing in re- gard to Danicl in the lion’s den, said: “And there he sat all night long, looking at the show for nothing, and it did not cost him a cent.” Tus Rising Gunurarron. nians, —The T'e- “T haye gone into the silk business,”| said a man to his neighbor, ** So I sup- posed, as I saw you veeling home last night.” Maxine Extremes Muvr.—Manufac- turing sausages from hoins and hoofs. A good wife is one who puts her hus- band in at the side of the bed next the wall, and tucks him in to keep him warm in the winter, spl.ts the wood, makes the fires in the morning, washes her husband's face and draws on- boots for him, never scolds, never suffers a rent to re- main in her husband's small clothes,keeps her shoes up at the heel, and her stock- ings darned, never wonders what her hus- band sees interesting in the young woman -who lives across the way, and always re- proves the children when they eat their father's supper. A servant girl in Berlin fell against a red hot stove and burned on her arm. the date 1809, which was on the stoye. The physician who was called on to minister to her looked at the date branded on the arm, and shaking his head, withdrew, re- marking that for so old an injury there was no cure, _Agticultural. Prevarixu ror Serinc.—Said a far- mer who always taken time by the fore- Ick, ‘* In winter I prepare for spring + my plans for the crops for the coming seasons are all made and ready for exccu- tion so soon as the spring opens, be it carly or late : my tools are all got in readiness, so that when the time comes to us¢ them, I have not to go to the blacksmith to get} , chains mended, crowbars sharpend, and to the agricultural warehouse for ploughs or plough points, and so on to the end of the list of wants probable.” Such a farmer never depends on his neighbour for what he can procure for himself; he never borrows tools, and would never lend, but for the incessant importunity of neighbours Slack, Hardup & Co. His motto is,— Neither to borrow nor to lend, D | svitable for the season, the public at the smanest advence on cost for Casi. ask-| Ci What do You W quality and price, petition. TO THE PUBLIC! i ae SUBSCRIBERS have now on hand a LARGE and well selected stock of r ‘ RY GOODS, LADIES’ DRESS GOODS, in great variety, j Scarfs, Sontags, Hoods and Feathers. | A superior lot of CLOVHS, Furs, | i Ready-made Clething, Groqgemds. Tea, (w eetentel go dd) Suka i 1s, Cu Panga Wc., &g. Molasses, » Apples, y Sole and Bites: Bar & Neats Leather ar Nails, Putty, Glass, CwlerySprings and Axles, Saws, Smiths Tiles, Plane Irons, Rules. kG» The above goods are of the best quality and latest styles, and ave offered to Please call and examine our Stock, GREEN & SCHURMAN, Prince County House, Water Street, Sumine srside, » Dee. 20, 1866. tf FLOUR, WINE, SPIRITS, GROCERIES, &E., &8. pe Subscriber offers for sale at his Store in Water Street, Bbls. Wxtra Flour, Bbls. Superfine do., Bbls. Fine do., Qu. Casks Port Wine, a oe Sherry, Qtr. Casks Brandy, iin, Behn h Whiskey ; Puns. Rum (strong Pale Brandy ; Cases Trish Whiskey ; Ca ; Bags Ri Arracan) ; Box vl) 5 Kegs Coleman’ Boxes do. Bags Pepper (iahground) ; USCS Si Pea 4b, a Dp; hing Soda; Boxes Grain Sacks; Bales Corks; Coils Manilla Rope, (assorted sizes) ; Coils hemp do. do. Bundles Oakum (best navy), &e., e., &e, | anitable for the com ing senson. i and Gentlemen's Wear, in ¢ very DOUGLAS M. HARRINGTON, Ch’town, Water Strect, Bobi 7, 1867, ant ? The best Tea, Molasses, and Sugar. You can get at A, A. McSWEEN'S, Karthenware, in every varicty of style, You can be sui A, A. McSWH Boots and, Leather, which defy. com- Call and buy them at A. A. McSWIEN’S Cotton Warp, that cannot be surpassed. It's at A. A. McSWEN'S. Superior necdn’'t pass A. A. (MGS Roundand I'fat Tobie 0. of it at A. A. A Good Shixting, &e. You will not be disappointed by calling at A. A. McSWEEN'S. A yaricty of articles too numerous to mention. You will be attended to most promptly by calling at A. A, McSWEEN’S, Richmond Staget, Charlottetown, ) Marelt A kine New Good J, Si 1¢ oF large and MANCIES ‘ f MAB AA Orr fil eceived _ ber Barqug ¥ j ASGOW Winceys, Black & Col'd Lusters, Pritts do. do. Cobourgs Cambilts French Merine, Clan Lanias, Cout ¢ nkets, lorse Rugs, Enamel Cloth, Bloor Canvas, Table Cloths, Skeleton Skirts, Striped Cottons, Denims & Bedticks, Flannel & Shirtings, Braces, lets and Jrimean Shirts, Blue, Red and White Warps. ete, cic. = ete. The above Goons having been purchased from the manufacturers, enables the subscriber to sell much lower thanhis usual low prices. JAMES L. HOLMAN. Britislowhd Ameriean House, Summerside, Nov. 1, 1866. Labrador erring, PRIME ARTICLE theap for CASIL Hi. J. QUCHARDSON, Summerside, March 7, 1867. tf Paper Collars, Labrador Herring! Sf RECEIVED per Schr. Sea Bird, @ from HaAnirax, 100 Bbls. Labr Price 30s per Barrél QASIT, JAMES L} HOLMAN, British & American House or Herring. _Nov 22, 1866 NOTICE! 7 IIE Subserfber offers for sae, on hi Puncheons Prime Mola Chests and half Chests Bbls. granulated Sugar. Boxes and Kegs ‘Pybaccot Paint Oil, Soap, Sgaye Polish. Ladies & Gerts Fe Rubbe Shoes, 100 doz. Hoop Skirts, Dry and Pickled Codfish and Ling. Island and Labrador Herring, &c., &e. WM, BEAIRSTO, Summerside, Jan. 24, 1867. Boots and Ensure good neighbours and true friend. Boston Cultivator. Fretns or Dock. The root of the yellow dock, so troublesome to farmers, is an effectual alteratiye anda most yalu- able medicine. bones and muscles are wonderful success. ‘Look Here. B, FITCH'S GOLDEN OINTMENT fs « used for all compliiyts, that skin, flesh, Hicted with; with ‘Try it) W.R, WATSON, General Agent for l’. FE. Island. SUMMERSIDE JOURNAL, THU RSDAY, IMPORTANT Prince Edward Island Boot and Shoe Factory, "| TPM Subscriber we mild hereby inform his humerous friends and customers that he has in course of preparation, a very euporior | LADIES’ KID BOOT, : | Variviy, | style of such ag Ladi@¥tand Misses Ralmoral Kid BOOTS Congress BOOTS, Grain CalfOongress di, Serpe do, do “Balmoral to, &e, Sic ‘ ev. Gents’ an 8’ ral BOOTS. do, da, j do, 1 fd ganis & Shoe "8, Calf Tap soled BOOTS do Single do do, train Leather do, licuvy Congress do, Light do do, : &e. " &. &e. Wholesale Dealers le aad their ad should/éall-ind examine vie aried stock of orders al large andy Ladies’ & Misses’, Gents’ & Boys’ BOOTS & SHOES, Specially manufactured for the w Trade of LP. B. fsland. ic GEORGE NICOLL, Ch’town, South Side Queen’s Square, March 7th, 1867, tf PRINCE COUTTY TOBACCO FACTORY, TAYE SCDSCIUBER woud anrounve to and the puptic, that Ne outlay for new sO CNLarged and iia- FACTORY et a cousig ad machine proved the capechy gop Jn that he is now mabled to turn out an article of equal to the very besf, ‘Tobacco imported, w, EVERY RESPECT, and Pwenty per tent, Cheaper than it can be imported into the Island, Friar or Rouxv Tonacco furnished to suit | the tuste of buyers, Try it and judge for yourselves. Dealers supplied on liberal terms. fior to most WARKAN'T LY ay Dnitation Lace lu, | I tw Dy --CONSISTING IN PART— OFANTIPICIAL FLOW. BRS, PGs Rib- bons, Laces, Silks. Velvets, gr Netts, NE W GOODS. SUE Subscaiber has just received a varied and well selected assortment of Dry Goods, Hardware, Groceries, earthenware, ctc., etc, which he will warrant to sell for CASIT as a heap us any in Town Country: *, MCLENNAN. WER at ae Ss F you want some of that 'T; name of being the BES’ ill find it at P you want#® GOOD go lo C. MeLENNAN'S you want good GREY COTTON, cheap, 1 call at C. MecLENNAN’S. Summerside, Nov 22, 1866 FINLAY McNEILL EGS to intimate that he is located in the > store formerly occupied by Mr L. VICK- RSON, nesr the QUEENS WHARF, here he will be&pleased to see his friends ho may be in questof “PIPES OR TOBACCO.” Ile solicits inspection of his NEW STOCK, ALSO—To aie stock of Cotton Warp, Flan- nels, White and Grey Cottons, Cloths and Carpetings. All of which with a great variety of other { GO 0 D he will sell at the very lowest prices. Groceries, in ea, Sugar, Molasses, a s, Currants, tice, Paints, Oil, , Glass, Soap, &e., alive on hand, So sure to ask for Retuny’s Piuyen Cocnvy Naveran Liav, and teke none other, Remember that the. PRINCHK COUNTY TOBACCO FACTORY turns out nothing b at the BEST KIND OF TOBACCO. PATRICK REILLY, Summerside Dee, 6, Ae LUMBER YARD. THE SU BSCR UBE QR Ok at His LUMBER YARD QNE WATER STREET) all kins of = > LUMBAR, consiting 0 Pine & Spruce Boards, De Laths, Pailings, Shingles, Studding &e, &e, ga Luniber constantly kept on hand, JAMES Summe vvside, Ji Ja STOR 8: \LE Ib Carriage Factory ! Head of Queen Sireet, FAMALE Subscribers leave to acquaint the public that, having entered into a Co- Partnership; they are prepared to execute all orders in the CARRI . Carriage or Sleigh. other work appertaining to their line of busi- ness, will be attended to. \ Send in your orders immediately | -ROUD & McCOUBREY, Queen Street, el Jan. 10, Is Saddle and nee Shop. | TAYE Bubscriber hegs leaye to infoyn the inhabitants of NEW LO fl sur- | ] rounding ee see he has Clifton, ew i nde ik, where he hopes, by shtict and piyliuYatten- on uy his busine: ss mi uu chfiryges, to « JAS. New London, ie ! “oy Wy sid hese ED) os ee = oa op) es “COST TZ JoqMAiON ‘AMOp POLITY) NO MORE LAMP E3 NO MORE BROKE? NO MORE VERY LITTLE Repairing of all kinds, together with all} — I Confectioners, Soap, Summerside, Noy 29, 1866 TEA. &¢ ut Subscriber the JER Barque ‘ Uspine,” has reecived : 15 Chests Souchong TEA, (very 40 balf do. “do 6 Bbls, Crushed SUGAR, hevior) 8 do Washing Séday 4 1 Cask , / 3 Bags NICE, 2? Hhds. Linseed Oi, 1 Do, Putty. For sale Low, JAS. L. HOLMAN. British and American House. FLOUR, FLOUR. FANUE Subscriber has just received per schis. annie Laurie and Janette. 500 Barrels Extra & Superfine FLOUR, S$ CALDWELL, [1 ‘or sale low for cash, JAMES British & October 18, 1866. | IOLMAN, American House Symonds’ Patent CHARLOTTETOWN | ‘Burner & Petroleum Fluid And Circular Wick. Be t, safest, cheapest. LOSIONS HIMNEYS 1! SMOKY LAMPS 1!!! ODORNV 1 Bor sale by “JAMES UL. Summerside, Oct. 18, 1866. NEW GOODS DAVID ROGERS AS JUST AND WINTER STOCK OF Moerchandize, consisting in part of = ry Goods, | Tats and Caps, IMOLMAN, Cotton Warp, (blue, white and red, Earthenware, in variety, Hardware, Furniture, Boots and Shoes, » Hangings. Tron and Sult, Toa, Sugar, Molasses, a Sole and Upper L ier, ‘Tobacco, Candles APRIL COMPLETED TiS FALL and Medicines, + Pails and ‘Tubs 25, 1867. Conpetition Stumped ROOT a BLOCK SHOP! ne get your PATENT and all other 1 | And get them When you want them, too! That's What's the Matter! dorms Liberal, Summerside Block Shop, Water Street. Feb, 21, 1867. on Win TER GOODS ! TYME Subscriber has now in Store, a ears- fully selected STOCK OF GOODS, suitable for the season, which for quality and price compare very fayourably with any ching in the Trade, Staple Dry Goods, In Grey, White and Printed Cottons, Warps of all Colours, Cloths, Plannels and Linens, Plain and Fancy Dress Goods, Shawls, Mantles, and Sacques, Silks, Velvet and Felt Huts, Steel Skirts, Furs and Gloves, Stays, Sontags and Hoods, &e. Gents’ Furnishing Goods, Coats, Jackets, Vess, Pants, Hats, Caps, Shirts, Shirt Collags, Scarfs, Gloves, &e. 'Lailo Primmings, Bardware. All kinds of Cutlery, Carpenter's and Shoe- muker’s Tools, Chains and Nails of all kinds, Paitits, Putty and Glass, Fishing: and Shoe Thread, Wire Cloth, Brooms and Guckets. Broad’s and Spiller’s Superior Axes and Adzes always in Store. Groceries. Ten and Molasses, (very superior) Sugar, Raisins, Rice, Currants, and Liverpool Soap, Spices of all kinds. Mverosene Oil. Cenfectionary. PATENT MEDICINES, Scents and Pomades. LEATHER, In Sole, Neat’s, Calf and Grained, with other | every day requisites constantly on hand. D. ENMAN, Summerside, Dee. 6, 1866. 2 W. HORT & CO. ARE OFFERING THE BALANCE OF THEIR WINTER STOCK, Greatly Roduded Prices | Prompt Bement | Blankets, Sh , Mantles, Hoods, Sontags, Searls Men's and Boys Caps, L Pe Hos{gry, ch —Inchwding: / VV ve Siogkings, Soeks, Men's Under ShivtS Drawers, ce. Flannels, Shirtiags. pao Acso, the other branches of their STOCK at as moderate prices as are consisi- ve with Hany, . Eleanor’s, 29th January, 1867. Fou, TEA, SUGAR, MOLASSES, GIN, RUM, &S., &6. MANITE SUBSCRIBER TAS IN AND FOR SALE— 11 Whids, Bright Porio Rico SUGAR; 25 Pans. 1 i 80 Pun, Demerara 150 Chests Supeioy 25 Ithds. Holliad 600 Bhis. S i STORE 140 Bundles White © otton W ARP; eo Uhds. and Qtr, Casks Pale BRAN by ; Hihds, Port and Sherry WINE, OWEN CONNOLLY. Charlottetown 21st Fcb., Cmareh 7 WHAT THE PEQPLE WANT ! A Watchmaker at Alberton! “ae Subscriber wishes co inforprthe ija- wbitants of AL ON oa iy, that WE Saupys, on sited ou would be pleased to receive | Bring in your Clo ships fl have them adjusted. Clocks will be ¢ one, when tuken home so that no injury wilk occur. The laches will remeinber that here is the chance to get their jewellyy repaired. GEO. 1, MOORE, 28, 187. Alberton, Feb Dissolution of iehase a \ undersigned Ledies sill be hoppy to reccive | Mrs. Ruben Tuplin. WESLEYAN BAZAAR! MIE Ladies of the Wesleyan Congregation ‘| wt Manoare, intend holding Ud Visa BAZAAR of fancy and weetul articles, in JULY next, the ohject of which is to pur- suitable Muissrox Hlover. The ‘contributions for that purpose from any who may fool disposed to aid, MARGATE, Thos. Bently, Mrs. Robert Mayhow, dames Pidgeon, Mrs. WY. W. OC olpitts, Mis. i Mrs, SUMMERS Thos, Crabb, ins BEDEQU Miss Jane Wright. STANLEY BRIDGE, Mes. George R. Garrett. Mareh 14, 1807. : Summerside Bi el ba Ni . x BENEVOLENT SOCIETY. {ese Ladies of the * BENEVOLENT 80- CILTY of Summerside,” respectfully re- quest that any person wishing to aid them in relieving the poor of all denominations of Christivns, either with mohey, clothing, or provisions, will se send them to any of the following Comny Any person wishing to join the Society cun do so at Waughs Hall every alternute Wednesday, from 8d April next. Also any 6ne in want will apply to the same Committee. Mra. L. Vickerson, J DIRECTORESS. Mrs. Gourlie, COMMITTER. H. C. Green, Mrs. R. 'T. Holman, Dayid Rogers, Mrs. Steeves, Mrs, David Grady, Mrs. John Grady. Mrs. Richard Lunt. _ Summerside, March 28, 1867. On Co a 10 MLD ty For sale by / Mrs. Mrs, Alberton, Jan n 31, ist LA. Td UR Castomers will their accounts. white delivery, and pay them, Amounts long overs ‘omptly settled, will be sued for without {arth notice. Rh. A. SPRONG & BRO, _ Summerside, October 11, 1866. “A Cough Cold” or Sore Throat, Requines wepiare Arrex- 10S. AND SHOULD he do. Le vn coweo To conrines, Trratation of the Imngs, 4 Pormanent Throat Affec- tion, or an Incurable 2 ung disease IS OFTEN THE RESULT. Row n’s Bronchial Proches HAVING A DIRECT INFLUENCE TO THE PARTS, RELIEF, rrh,Consumptive GIVE IMMEDIATE Yor Bronchitis, Asthma,Ca and ‘Throat Di es, Troches are used with alw: good success. SINGERS AND PUBLIC SPEAKERS will find Zvoches usefal in clearing the yoive when taken before Singing or Speaking, and relieving the throat diver an anes exertion of the vocal organs. The Zrornes recoul- mended and prescril ed by Phy aus, end have had testimonials thom iminent men throughout the couniyy. Being an article of true merit, and having proved their efficacy by atest of many Vs, each year finds thers in new localities in various parts of the world, andthe Vrodes are universally pronounced better than other artic yPAIN only “ Brown's Broncman Tro- and do not take any of the Worthless offered, oy pe Ss bef Nis wo ae MRS. WIN SLOW, An experienced Nurse and Female Physician, presents to ihe attention of mothers, her RAL ats! SOOTHING SYRUP, FOR CHILDREN TEETHING, iwhich greatly facilitites the process of teeth- ing, by softening the gums, reducing all infla- mation—will allay ally pain and spasimodie ace a) and is 'SURE 10 REGULATE THE BOWELS Depend upon it, mothers, it will give rest to yourselves, and Relief and Health to your Infants, We have up and sold this article for over thirty Ss, and ean say, in confidence and truth of it, what we h never been able CO-PARTNERSHIP, Currants ‘ Jaisins, Aiave co- fade TNERSUTP heretofore ex- | Cheese, ubscribers as Printers, Fg . Publishe joners, is this day DIS- Vi . » ene Oil, SOLVED b fnsent paar. ‘ Pit i iy vr AN purtics in anyyfay indebted to the lite Hen gad Lar Firm, are reques omeke immediate pays Oakum. ment to JOSUPH BERTRAM, who alone is Flour and Meal. The above GOODS have been pur jchased on the best terms, and will be _g |olfered to the public“dh the very best terms for Casn. D. ROGERS. Summerside, Nov. 1, 1866 i authorised to receive debts. JOSEPIT BERTRAM, i IL BARNARD, Summerside, Mar > 180%. TO THE PUBLIC, Summensipr, March 23rd, J REFERRING to the above, I beg leave to rs jned are pe es) i a re eas Fr @ epg 2 Be Wy pipet 2S Beer, © eel BA esi = > ice: & coal | Haven SEG J fem i Bae 4 fz % fF RF Boer BF Be am g ’ a Og & a : a Richardson’s Clophing tore! ENTS’ GARME 0 ies TTowge.) at the SHORTESY N: Summerside, March 7, 1867. tf Mees over Crttor Blanks of all kinds for sale at the “ Journal® Office. Four Good Journtfym constant employment gua once to Boots and ols MiAve TO ORDER AND LATEST $i iy ihe est notice, for CASI. Jom rside, Oct, It, 1860. Don't Rush! 7 The Subscriber wan Su nteéd. Apply a A. MeSWEEN, Summerside, January 17; 1867. “All kinds of Job Printing “done with neatness and despatch at this office. AILORS, inform my Patrons and the Public that 1 shall continue the business of PRINTER, PUB- LISHER & STATIONER, at the Old Stand, Crentran Srrerr, Allow ine to thank you for the generous support accorded to the late Firm, and re- spectfully to esk for a share of future favors for myself. JOSEPIL BERTRAM. ( N retiring from the above business, the JF subscriber tenders his sincere thanks for t {the very liberal patronage reccived since the first publication of the Journat, and would respectfully solicit an increased amount ot support for his late Partner, who still contin- ties the business at the old stand. HENRY BARNARD, Suminerside, March 28rd, 1867, to sity of any other medicine—never has it j failed ina single instance, to effect a eure, ) when tinicly used. Never ra we if anin- Bonen Ai discntt frathon | ne ane whe mend ‘ 1 \ ( p Ww st jo vu extthustion, relief will be found in fifteen oj twenty minutes atier the syrup is adminis- tered, This valuable preparation is the prescrip« tions of one of the most experienced and skil- ful nurses in New Hngland, and has been us- cd with never failing success in thousands of casos. It not only relieves the shild trom pain but invigorates the stomach and bowels, corrects acidity, and gives tone and energy to the whole system, It will almost instantly WIND COLIC, and overcome convulsions, We beliove it the lest and surest remedy in the world, inallcases of Dysentry and Diarrhoea in C hildre n, whether it arises from teething. or from any other cause. We would say to every mother who haga child suffering from any of the foregoing complaints—do not let your prejudices, nor the projudic es of others, stand between your suffering child and the re- lief that will be sure—yes, absolutely sure—to follow the use of this medicine, iftimely used. Full directions for using will accompany each bottle. None Genuine unless the fae-smile of CURTIS & outside wrapper. Sold by Druggists throughout the world. Principal office, No, 48 Dey Street. N. Y. Price, only 35 Cents per Bottle, relieve GRIPING IN THE BOWELS, AND?” which, if not speedily remedied, end in death, ¢ PERKINS, New York, is onthe |